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BloodRayne: Betrayal screens are quite squirty
Here's a new batch of BloodRayne: Betrayal screens that show Rayne in my favorite situation -- at the end of a long, thick jet of spurting liquid. That's a freebie for the people who have me on Google Alerts for sexist comments. In all seriousness, these screens look pretty damn gorgeous. I can't wait to get ahold of this one and I expect beautiful things from WayForward. Imagine, a BloodRayne game you can be proud to say you enjoy! As a long-time fan, I am almost weeping with emotion. Also, as a fan, I'll be watching this week's Saturday Morning Hangover, where Destructoid will be livestreaming the game and taking questions from viewers alongside WayForward. Check it out on Destructoid, Saturday, 12pm Central! Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)My sister's hot friend works at WayForward and while she admits that she is a bit biased, she told me that the game is a bloody good time and that these screenshots don't give the game the justice it deserves. Castleraynia is looking pretty slick. I didn't think Rayne had half a chance ending up in any sort of good game. These guys have not gone wrong so far with their 2D efforts. Why should this be any different? I'll do it. @ROCKONRAPOFF:
Isn't it a little cramped in a grave to do that? Well, if any man is up to the task, it is the man who laid Dracula to rest about a dozen times over. 1:30 PM on 11.25.2012 Sup Holmes gets rad with WayForward's Sean Velasco[Destructoid's Director of Communications Hamza Aziz asked Jonathan Holmes to make a show called 'Sup, Holmes?' so that Destructoid could later sell a t-shirt that says 'Sup, Holmes?' on it. This is that show. Subscribe ...
6:30 PM on 10.25.2011 BloodRayne writer recalls the sideshow that is Uwe BollI'd wager that, nine times out of ten, directors don't set out to make a bad movie. Nobody in their right mind wants to fail. Unfortunately (or quite fortunately, depending on your perspective), Uwe Boll has never been in a ...
3:00 AM on 09.14.2011 BloodRayne: Betrayal's rockin' soundtrack hits BandcampOkay, so maybe Jim didn't care for WayFoward's reboot of the BloodRayne franchise with last week's release of BloodRayne: Betrayal, but I'm here to tell you that it wasn't all bad. The game's soundtrack, composed by Jake Kauf...
7:30 PM on 09.10.2011 The DTOID Show: Our Friday live show happened!Hiya, fellas! Sorry I'm late on posting yesterday's episode of The Destructoid Show, but Max and I stayed up all last night playing Dead Island with some of the guys from Bitmob. The things we do for work! Anyway, yesterday'...
2:00 PM on 09.09.2011 Review: BloodRayne: BetrayalVery few people can claim to love BloodRayne as a franchise, and there's a reason for that. The original titles were critically derided, the series of Uwe Boll movies are particularly grotesque, and the comic books are obscur...
6:00 AM on 09.09.2011 XBLA Bloodrayne Betrayal delayed in AustraliaDeveloper Wayforward have already been tasting some measure of critical success with their 2D animated side-scroller BloodRayne: Betrayal, which released on PlayStation Network and Xbox Live Arcade this week. Unfortunately, X...
5:30 PM on 09.06.2011 Live show: Mash Tactics plays Bloodrayne Betrayal[Not sure what Mash Tactics is? I've included a clip from the most recent episode to show you just a glimpse of what you've been missing, you daft fool! You can see all of Destructoid's previously-aired live shows in our a...
11:30 PM on 09.01.2011 Here's a handful of screenshots for BloodRayne: BetrayalIf you weren't excited enough for next week's release of BloodRayne: Betrayal, WayForward put out a handful of screenshots to make sure you are. And you should be excited. Betrayal is beautiful, it's ultra-violent and looks d...
6:30 PM on 08.05.2011 BloodRayne: Betrayal delayed to September 6It seems that no sooner did we get a release date for BloodRayne: Betrayal than we lost it. WayForward's balls-hot contribution to the BloodRayne franchise has been pushed back from August to October 5 on Xbox Live Arcade and...
2:30 PM on 08.03.2011 Have some new BloodRayne: Betrayal screensBloodRayne: Betrayal releases this month and HNNNNNNNG, I can't wait. I've waited five bloody years for a new BloodRayne game, and not even Satan's penis could stop me from getting hold of it. Unless it's a really nice penis. Anyway, here are some new screens of the game, which is looking more pretty every time I see it. Game's out August 31, which is far too far away.
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| 3:00 AM on 09.14.2011 BloodRayne: Betrayal's rockin' soundtrack hits Bandcamp |

Okay, so maybe Jim didn't care for WayFoward's reboot of the BloodRayne franchise with last week's release of BloodRayne: Betrayal, but I'm here to tell you that it wasn't all bad. The game's soundtrack, composed by Jake Kauf...more
| 2:00 PM on 09.09.2011 Review: BloodRayne: Betrayal |

Very few people can claim to love BloodRayne as a franchise, and there's a reason for that. The original titles were critically derided, the series of Uwe Boll movies are particularly grotesque, and the comic books are obscur...more
| 6:00 AM on 09.09.2011 XBLA Bloodrayne Betrayal delayed in Australia |

Developer Wayforward have already been tasting some measure of critical success with their 2D animated side-scroller BloodRayne: Betrayal, which released on PlayStation Network and Xbox Live Arcade this week. Unfortunately, X...more
| 5:30 PM on 09.06.2011 Live show: Mash Tactics plays Bloodrayne Betrayal |

[Not sure what Mash Tactics is? I've included a clip from the most recent episode to show you just a glimpse of what you've been missing, you daft fool! You can see all of Destructoid's previously-aired live shows in our a...more
| 11:30 PM on 09.01.2011 Here's a handful of screenshots for BloodRayne: Betrayal |

If you weren't excited enough for next week's release of BloodRayne: Betrayal, WayForward put out a handful of screenshots to make sure you are. And you should be excited. Betrayal is beautiful, it's ultra-violent and looks d...more
| 6:30 PM on 08.05.2011 BloodRayne: Betrayal delayed to September 6 |

It seems that no sooner did we get a release date for BloodRayne: Betrayal than we lost it. WayForward's balls-hot contribution to the BloodRayne franchise has been pushed back from August to October 5 on Xbox Live Arcade and...more
| 2:30 PM on 08.03.2011 Have some new BloodRayne: Betrayal screens |

BloodRayne: Betrayal releases this month and HNNNNNNNG, I can't wait. I've waited five bloody years for a new BloodRayne game, and not even Satan's penis could stop me from getting hold of it. Unless it's a really nice penis. Anyway, here are some new screens of the game, which is looking more pretty every time I see it. Game's out August 31, which is far too far away.more
| 3:45 PM on 07.18.2011 BloodRayne: Betrayal dev on making Rayne less 'sleazy' |

In this exclusive BloodRayne: Betrayal developer diary, WayForward talks about the design of Rayne, and how they went for "slinkier and sexier" as opposed to the over "sleaze" of previous games. While she's still as sultry a...more
| 11:30 AM on 07.18.2011 Watch this BloodRayne: Betrayal trailer because blood |

Here's a new trailer for BloodRayne: Betrayal. Well, it's actually about three days old, but it's new if you didn't want it three days ago. Oh, just go away! Game is out on August 30 and I am incredibly stoked for it. If you want to know why, maybe you didn't see Conrad and Jordan playing it this Saturday? Yeah, go watch that and shut your hole!more
| 1:00 AM on 07.18.2011 See the first four levels of BloodRayne: Betrayal |

[Tune in to Saturday Morning Hangover every Saturday at 10am Pacific for the latest Xbox Live Indie Games, co-op play and assorted hijinks. Hosted by Conrad Zimmerman, Jordan Devore and the lovely&nbs...more
| 10:30 AM on 05.18.2013 Cart Life dev reveals new game, is humble and lovable |
I'd like to pay Richard Hofmeier to talk to me about videogames. During last week's Sup Holmes (now on iTunes), he told me about so many great things, like the free online "game" Geoguessr, surrealist interactive text auteur...more
| 9:30 PM on 05.17.2013 New Sonic, EA Vs. Wii U, The Last Of Us & Batman |
Here's today's formerly-live Destructoid Show, on which I wear a bad shirt again. Nintendo had one of their little Nintendo Direct press conference thingies this morning, and a bunch of news came out of that. They're also d...more
| 3:30 PM on 05.17.2013 Friday Night Fights: Maysturbation |
Welcome to another edition of Dtoid's Friday Night Fights! May is a notoriously slow month for videogame releases, which means it's the perfect month to dig out and dust off that old multiplayer game you haven't played in mon...more


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