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We've all wanted to drink a massive bag of blood before, and now our desires have finally been made real. Harcos, creators of the famous "mana potion" energy drink, have announced their brand new creation, a "blood bag" full to the brim with delicious redness.

Blood bags are an item you just don't see enough of in games. In Killzone 2, you can toss them on the ground as a Medic to heal allies, but even so, it's a form of health regeneration that there should be more of. This new energy drink isn't quite as game-centric as the mana potion, but it's still pretty damn brilliant and worth featuring.

What say you? Would these be enough to satisfy your cravings, or would you feel less like Dracula and more like Dickula?








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Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 21:38
Niero
Reading this makes me want to walk into Hot Topic and punch a Twilight kid in the face.
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 21:38
Magesx
This is silly.
chronomitch's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 21:39
chronomitch
I can't wait to whip one of these out and chug it during a meeting with my managers. It's going to make one hell of a practical joke.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 21:40
Kraid
the count will be pleased.
RIMoonlight's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 21:48
RIMoonlight
Oh, Destructoid. This is why I love you. Always committed to updating every twenty minutes no matter what.
And I can totally see at least one person tackling me and throwing holy water at me if I drink one of those blood-packs in public.
ydarkage's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 21:49
ydarkage
hmmm delicious!
Naktu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 21:49
Naktu
I'd chug it.
SixthHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 21:54
SixthHero
I refuse to acknowledge this as a Twilight-faggotry spawned drink. It's a halloween themed energy drink and nothing else.

NOTHING. ELSE.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 21:55
atastysammich
Time to start a betting pool on the date when someone dies after fatally mistaking it for the real thing and gets it yanked from the shelves.
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 21:58
Harris Hatsworth
@ Niero

And now that they'll be readily identifiable through "blood" energy drinks it'll be even easier to do just that.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:01
Excel-2011
@Niero:
Can I come?
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:02
Tarvu
@Niero

I though this was a great idea, then I thought of who else might like it.
Punch them, punch them like Chad punches old ladies.
xaliqen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:04
xaliqen
This beverage is in incredibly poor taste. I love it.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:04
Chocobo Knight
I was thinking the same thing, Niero. XD
dwolfwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:05
dwolfwood
I'm gonna drink this at least once, defo. Depends whether it's competively priced against other beverages per once and taste on if I'll continue drinking them.

Anyone can try punching me in the face or slapping me, but they shouldn't be surprised if I punched back >:O
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:07
bluemeep
Oh crap, do I make a Fallout 3 reference or a VtM: Bloodlines reference? ... Fuck! Fuuuuuck!
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:16
Super Drybones
I would like to soak my dick in this, walk into a hot topic, and cock slap every twilight fan.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:32
Corak
What Niero said. Twilight fans really need to realize something..what is it you ask? I think Stephen King said something along the lines that the author of that series writes in a very deliberate fashion. She knows her auidence and writes things that elicit certain emotions, especially in women. You're being pandered to ladies wether you accept that or not.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:33
Xzyliac
B-b-but I want it. Why the hate?

You guys need to get off this Twilight thing. Yes we know it's shit. Carry on.
makesfive's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:36
makesfive
am holding out for blood themed drinks that comes in people shaped bags.
Greylocke's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:38
Greylocke
If it tastes as bad...heck if even SMELLS as bad as that terrible mana potion, or healing potion energy, I'm going to vomit.
Fantus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:44
Fantus
Now, if they make a colostomy bag next. ALL IN.
jean2317's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 22:58
jean2317
Heres hopeing it doesnt taste the same as a health potion!
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 00:09
Vitamin Awesome
Twilight is not vampires. Vampires Burn- not sparkle, when exposed to sunlight.

That said, Interesting idea for a drink, might try it for sheer novelty, but I don't see this replacing my coffee anytime soon.
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 00:20
Havoc Fang
This is an excuse.
Linkoman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 00:20
Linkoman
I rather enjoyed both the Mana and Health potions. D=
although I did prefer the Mana potion.
also, twilight didn't invent vampires. and im pretty sure vampires dont drink it out of packets.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 00:27
Niero
There's a new MTV show about vampires, we'll switch the operating word shortly :)
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 00:47
Kalmah
Now Dracula can drink out in public without looking silly and feeling awkward.
Mulk Calathar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 01:09
Mulk Calathar
"We've all wanted to drink a massive bag of blood before"

Uh huh. Just like we've all wanted to ride a gargantuan steaming dog turd lke it was a mechanical rodeo bull.

Sure.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 03:28
Darren Nakamura
I'd be down with it if I could absorb it through my boots to gain its benefits.
kittwalker's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 07:12
kittwalker
My boss just ordered a batch of these to sell in our shop. Which is a computer shop btw. We just happen to sell more energy drinks that computer parts these days.

lol
Fiat Mediocrity's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 08:01
Fiat Mediocrity
Henestly, I'd feel more like Dickula. I hope anyone who drinks one or more of these gets energy AIDS.
Mulk Calathar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:46
Mulk Calathar
Next they could sell fake energy drink "sperm" in one of those polyethylene tubes horse breeders collect horse semen in.

I have seen the future and it is tasteful and reserved.
Kalakaua's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:54
Kalakaua
I would buy one and put it in a zombie survival kit for shits and giggles.
Saborlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 12:08
Saborlas
Hellsing's Alucard did the whole "use a blood bag as a Capri Sun" thing first.
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