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Blonde murders X-Box with an axe and a smile. Update 2! He pulled a big Jerry Springer on us

2:00 AM on 07.04.2006 // Niero Desu

Update 1: So we egged this guy on, even tried to get him on VH1's best week ever, and he totally completely chickens out! See comments below, the poor wittle guy got offended and removed the video :( It's wonderous to me that somebody would post such a feat on camera for the obvious reasons of getting attention (look how cool I am! I'm breaking stuff!) for being a total jackass (values which we promote here at Destructoid), and when it happened, he totally backs out of it pointing fingers. Were we not supposed to laugh and point? I'm so confused. As I'm sure he also is, but in a more profound psychological way. Let that be a lesson to webmasters - when you have a funny video you value, rip that shit out of youtube should the director have second thoughts about their artistic vision. We may no longer have video, and he may have the last laugh, but the comments will be here forever. The video in your imagination can only get so much better after this. LOOK I'M BREAKING MY XBOX I'M AWESOME. Puss. So in the place of your missing video, we bring you a video we hope never goes away - Benny Benassi's Satisfaction. Enjoy. Original post and hilarious comments after the jump. Update 2: Just saw his Myspace page, he's only 15. Now I feel bad. Ok it passed.

Original Post: Sometimes the reset button doesn't cut it do. Oh hell no. When your xbox is pissing you off and pulling that overheating nonsense, you might have to take a medieval axe to it. I can't say I condone this sort of treatment to fine video game equipment, and yet, it's a guilty pleasure to witness. At the very least you can see the guy's face in this video, so you ladies can take good note of who you don't want get into a serious relationship with. Unless you're into that sort of thing, honey.

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