These incredibly transparent attempts at trolling aren't really amusing, and they don't even incite anger. Can you just play nice and contribute to the community, rather than being "that weird guy that comments on people's names sounding like Corn Flakes"? Consider this an olive branch being offered, for you to put the lame trolling behind you and man up.

GGfan, you're cool with letting your mom clean up your cum stains? Alrighty, have fun with that.

Why are people still giving this guy comments?

well sometimes i brake out my commodore 64 an play batman remember that one that was the greatest batman game ever before arkham asylum but final fantasy 7 came before arkham asylum so not much comparasion can be done except that sepheroth isnt in it but hes the main villan from time to time. my favorite part was when solid snake had to crawl on the ground but it was so frustrating cuz he was all slow n it took forever even though i new he would die but at the end he didnt.

From the Community Blogs Terms & Conditions:

"4. Don't flood the C-Blogs with inside jokes, one-word/one-sentence posts, and other nonsense that might be considered trolling or spamming. Put actual effort into your posts. Repeated spamming of pictures or words will likely earn you a warning from the Community Manager as well (and your blogging privileges may be suspended temporarily). The best advice on this is best summed up in a short and sweet manner: Don't be a dick."

I hope your writing skills are better when you're trying to write a appeal to Hamza to be unbanned.

Nobody fucking knows you or gives a shit about you, that's why it's ok for other people to do shit that you just aren't entitled to do yet. Don't you notice that when somebody known posts a drunk blog, they have FRIENDS who comment on it and make jokes, but you just appeared randomly and started fucking trolling, so nobody fucking likes you. That's why it's not ok. Because you're a fucking troll.

@zpoope

"...it all depends on who's posting."

That's quite true. When someone posts a drunk- or failblog, it's usually an exception to otherwise normal posting. It's usually funny because you can see the contrast between their regular writing style and their (real or faked) failing style. They also don't go around commenting on news posts and other blogs about similar random crap. Destructoid is fine with people being a little random/crazy sometimes (just look at the HAWP or Podcastle forums), but that is done with the knowledge that the posters are otherwise reasonable people. With you, however, the latter quality is severely lacking.

Here's another guideline:

"5. Causing drama, being a negative douche bag, inciting spam wars in the comments and creating multiple accounts are also grounds for banning (etc)." (emphasis mine)

I would say every post of yours tries to do exactly that. And not in terms of your article's content/arguments (which is reasonable), but simply by them being so terrible and pointless. Also, don't say "har har, you are teh idiots who waste time on my blogz." Remember that the instigator is usually punished. Look at WWI and WWII.

Also, at least Hoborg had the decency to use caps...

is there any way possible to reason or talk seriously with a troll? i keep seeing people trying to help this guy, but isn't it all futile?

also, zpoope i luv u

I won't comment on unfunny troll posts anymore!

ggfan get a fucking avatar.

Y?

Do you like cereal?