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X-Play Reviewers Got It Wrong: Spore Sucks.
zgerhard | 1:50 PM on 09.27.2008 19 comments


X-Play reviewed Spore and gave it five stars out of five stars. Here is the video review if you haven't already seen it: http://www.g4tv.com/xplay/reviews/1826/Spore.html.

I'm going to just flat out say this: Spore sucks. PC Gamer gave it a 91% and listed "rudimentary gameplay" under one of the game's cons. If a small, independent studio from a basement in the Ukraine developed this game and the gameplay was deemed "rudimentary," they would get such a low score, prospective consumers would just buy a game like Two Worlds instead. But, alas, Will Wright developed this game! Yes, Will Wright has developed amazing games in the past, but Spore just is not one of them.

X-Play mentions that this game is "highly polished," but the creatures you create have a serious malady of clipping. Especially when they sit. And all the creatures' animations are practically identical and they all dance the same exact way. The world lacks detail, and you can enjoy eating all the food you want. Or, should I say the universe's limitless supply of crab apples?

The gameplay is so dull and basic that a five year old could master this in about ten minutes. The only real appeal of Spore is the cosmetic customization you have at your fingertips. But, if you want a game with any meat at all - go play a good game, like Sid Meier's Civilization, WarCraft III, or hell, World of Warcraft (which is Spore's creature stage... on crack, heroin, alcohol, steroids, meat sandwiches, and a dose of interesting gameplay). Forgive me, but picking between two attacks in the beginning stages of creature phase - bite and spit - to attack opposing creatures and watching my little creation just continuously bite and play a very Pokemon-ish animation is not anything to drop your panties for.

Bottom line: Spore should not be praised as an amazing game because it lacks what amazing games have and that is solid gameplay and replay value. And no, running into a limitless amount of bizarre creations does not count as good replay value. You can browse these creatures on Spore's website and see more in less time.



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Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 14:18
Electro Lemon
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• the beliefs or views of a large number or majority of people about a particular thing : the changing climate of opinion.
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• Law a formal statement of reasons for a judgment given.
• Law a lawyer's advice on the merits of a case.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 14:20
sleepingagain
lol opinions
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 14:20
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Oh man, Cobra, I lol'd hard.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 14:22
Daxelman
Just out of curiosity, what in gameplay terms makes the Sims so amazing?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 14:26
MrSadistic
On the internet, opinions don't exist.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 14:51
Brian Szabelski
How is Spore different from any other Sim-anything game? It's not.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 14:52
Timmeh
Spore wasn't very good, no.

@Daxelman: There's more to The Sims in terms of depth due to the more complex social networks that you develop and the way your Sim people develop personality and traits. Assuming you're into that sort of thing there's plenty to it. Something that can't be said about Spore.

Of course, if the Sim genre doesn't particularly interest you, there's no point trying to understand what people like about it.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 14:54
Daxelman
Timmeh: I get the general conception that in The Sims, you play your sim, not god.
Tenro's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 14:59
Tenro
@Daxelman: No, you semi-control the whole household, but you don't "play" as anyone.
zgerhard's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 15:07
zgerhard
SimCity 2000 for example had a very in depth gameplay and so do The Sims. Spore you can succeed by just kind of sitting in your chair and eating popcorn.
ajay42's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 15:14
ajay42
Actually, I think Spore has been fairly underrated by reviewers in general; the point of the game is not to have the deepest RTS or adventure game or arcade game experiences of all time. It's to test different waters; to see how different decisions waaaaaay back up the pipe effect results waaaay down the pipe. If it actually had complex deep gameplay at every stage it would be too tedious to keep going back and trying new things, etc. Anyway, just my .02. I've really loved every minute I've had with Spore (well, except the minutes where it crashes. I would've liked them to have fixed that.)
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 15:39
randombullseye
Did you never play with legos as a kid?
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 15:57
Red TheHaze Veron
"I hate other people because they have different opinions from mine"

That sir, is why we have wars.
zgerhard's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 16:10
zgerhard
Lego != Monopoly
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 16:58
Reeper
Cobra wins.
Does he get the comment of the week award?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 17:05
Aaron Mxy Yost
Spore is more of a creation tool / toybox than a in-depth game. The same could be said of The Sims. In that respect, I think it does its job well.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 17:32
Daxelman
I don't even know anymore.

Still waiting for Spore Wii.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 17:34
EternalDeathSlayer
I wouldn't say the game sucks, but I admit it's a total disappointment in the end. The gameplay is ineeed quite simple, at least the first couple hours I bothered to keep playing. It seemed great anyway, so creative and all at first, but then I just lost interest. Dunno why, really.

But that's just my opinion. Some people, like my wife, love it. I think it's a good game for casual players.

Also, go take a xanax or something.
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