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zgerhard avatar 3:28 PM on 01.05.2010  (server time)
Man to Machine: I DO.

Ever fallen in love with a character from a book, movie, or game that you wanted to spend your life with? Well, this guy Sal (or Sal 9000 as he calls himself on the e-world) has definitely been crushing on his Nintendo DS. Though Sal 9000 is not the turd shown above, he does say that he has definitely has taken his girlfriend on vacation to resort beaches, so the depiction of a socially deprived young man above is not far from the truth.

Sal 9000 is rolling in the hay with his virtual girlfriend Nene in the (Japanese, of course) dating sim game "Love, Plus."

Since the point of this game is to enjoy your relationship (how?), the game never ends. Sal 9000 is ecstatic. What will Nene do as a widow, though, I wonder?

For a giggle read the full story here.

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