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My name is Zak.

I find video games, movies, books, and laying on the beach (even though I am capable of sunburn in the winter) to be the best things on Earth and I try to do a little of it all in between my daily rut managing a much hated specialty video game retail store. 5 cool points for those who can guess which one that is.

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zgerhard \| 3:28 PM on 01.05.2010	6 comments

Ever fallen in love with a character from a book, movie, or game that you wanted to spend your life with? Well, this guy Sal (or Sal 9000 as he calls himself on the e-world) has definitely been crushing on his Nintendo DS. Though Sal 9000 is not the turd shown above, he does say that he has definitely has taken his girlfriend on vacation to resort beaches, so the depiction of a socially deprived young man above is not far from the truth.

Sal 9000 is rolling in the hay with his virtual girlfriend Nene in the (Japanese, of course) dating sim game "Love, Plus."

Since the point of this game is to enjoy your relationship (how?), the game never ends. Sal 9000 is ecstatic. What will Nene do as a widow, though, I wonder?

For a giggle read the full story here.

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6 comments | showing # 1 to 6

Holyetheline

This guy has issues.

Xzyliac

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone you shouldn't have have fallen in love with

Occams electric toothbrush

@Xzyliac: Remember the last scene in Breakfast Club where Judd Nelson raises his fist in triumph and it freezes? I just did that for your reply.

dantle piece

At least the guy in the picture probably has a friend taking that picture. Unless its a robot or his mum.
The only character I've ever truly felt sad seeing die was Agro. And he was fine ;D

Xzyliac

@Occam electric toothbrush
And I just did the same thing for you bringing up The Breakfast Club. Nice.

SimonSaysDie

This is pretty old news, but nevertheless it's still hilarious.

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