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A DUKE NUKEM MOVIE!?
zavage \| 10:10 PM on 09.16.2008	2 comments

After 12 to 13 years we have all made fun of the famous duke nukem forever and how fucking long it is taking but now we have a new project at hands to worry about yea that is right A DUKE NUKEM MOVIE! I am a big fan of the duke nukem games but we are all pissed off because of the 13 year game in development. Max Payne producer Scott Faye is the one after all of this and he said "I'm working diligently at making a Duke Nukem movie scenario that will live up to the character and its import in the videogame world... as is the case with all of my game adaptations, I'd rather not make the movie than make a poor adaptation." the Max Payne movie actually doesn't look as bad it actually looks very in the satisfactory state hopefully more satisfactory than that piece of shit disaster movie. Dimension got the rights to duke nukem and unfortunately there is not alot of information but HEAR THIS guess who they are thinking of making Duke Jabroni! THE FUCKING ROCK, ok I can sort of see the duke in him but not enough I know you guys probably thought of a man that could do duke nukem in the big screen probably Arnold, chuck norris, or Gabe newell I don't really know what you're answers were but all we gotta do is wait...Wait that's a familiar word to the 3d realms projects

p.s: can't wait until duke nukem 3D comes out for xbox live XD.

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Y0j1mb0

I'm working diligently at making a Duke Nukem movie scenario that will live up to the character and its import in the videogame world.

What's so hard about making a movie with gratuitous gore, T&A, and testosterone fueled one liners?

Guagloves

If the movie has both the shrink ray and tits, I would be down. Until then, probably not.

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about me

the cake is a lie.

hey guys welcome to the zavage blog, whether you are here to idol or hate, I'll receive my fellow dtoiders with an open fist :D

I own an playstation 1, psp,ds, xbox, xbox 360, and a pc (no shit.) the 360 and pc games I got are:

Fallout 3
ghostbusters
Unreal tournaments 3
grand theft auto 4
left 4 dead
farcry 2
mirror's edge
dead space
orange box
quake wars
fear
alone in the dark
prototype
resident evil 5
fable 2
the darkness
bioshock
mass effect
halo 3
saint's row 2
oblivion
street fighter 4
forza motorsport 2
ultimate alliance
dark sector
iron man
lost planet
burnout paradise
devil may cry 4
deathmatch classic
half life
opposing force
blue shift
half life 2
half life 2 episode 1
half life 2 episode 2
counter strike
counter strike source
day of defeat
day of defeat source
team fortress classic
team fortress 2
grand theft auto san andreas
garry's mod (that count's as a game I don't care)
portal
ricochet
metal gear solid
metal gear solid 2
metal gear solid portable ops
god of war chain of Olympus
killzone liberation.

favorite game of all time: the half life series

favorite 360 game: fallout 3

favorite pc game: duke nukem series... and the half life series

Valve has been in my mind ever since back in 1997 when my uncle brought a pirated copy of half life 1 (yes it's a crime)
I played it and it was like love at first site, when half life 2 was announced in 2004 my fanboy meter exploded couldn't wait but unfortunately back in 2004 my computer was a piece of crap, and I didn't have a xbox at the time either, so I was screwed, but of course I got my xbox along with the game, I gotta admit the second one I liked alot more, later on I got a new pc and added a new graphics card and NOW I own every single game valve has ever developed in steam. do I still play them all? not really after all I would choose team fortress 2 more than classic any day. half life in my personal opinion has the greatest story line of video gaming, the second greatest is fallout, Of course this is my personal opinion you don't have to get medieval on me.

one more thing, ALAN MOORE IS GOD! well the graphic novel god.

I used to record music in a recording studio a few years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
here is one of the songs

well my friends thanks for visiting hope to talk to you in the future.