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Did I Actually Just Get Tea Bagged?
youkilledmyguy | 7:55 AM on 05.25.2008 10 comments


I was out in Hinterlands doing some quests, mainly trying to get a key off some troll mini-boss to open a cage and free some gryphon. I was level 49 doing my best to solo the level 50-53 mobs that are around there. I'm fighting a mob, I have it down to about 10% health while I'm at around 20% health. That's when two Horde players run up and gank me. Two guys named "Dopeboy" (a 53 Shaman) and my favorite... "Glowsword" (a 52 Paladin). Now not only do their names make me wonder if they are 13 years old, but the fact that they are level 52 and 53, ganking a level 49 character at 20% health also makes me question how laid back they are.

I make the LONG run back up to the top of the winding troll temple and rez. Upon rezing I hear the sound of fighting and peak around the corner and see an Alliance priest doing a quest. I stop and talk to her.

"Two horde just jumped me, be careful. I'm not sure where they went."

Just as I finish saying this Dopeboy and Glowsword come running out of a cave that I'm standing directly in front of. The thing is that they can't see me because I happen to be standing in front of a giant rock. I say "that's them" just as Dopeboy attacks the priest.

I charge Glowsword, who begins healing himself, so then I switch to Dopeboy who is still on the priest. Me and the priest finish off Dopeboy while I switch to the Paladin who then begins running. See we were in this pit sort of place with a bunch of giant steps that you can't run up. The only way out of the pit is to go to the very edge and climb a little hill. Glowsword didn't know this. Now because it's a Paladin it takes me about three minutes to kill him... he just kept running, trying to escape until finally I downed him.

The priest and I then headed into a cave together, killed some mobs at which point the priest tells me that they don't normally PvP. Now it's fifteen minutes later and we're walking out of the cave when Dopeboy and Glowsword jump us. They do the smart thing and take out the priest then kill me. That's when it happens....

I first see the emote of "Glowsword spits on you!"... then Glowsword begins teabagging my corpse. He's tea bagging my dead body. He wasn't just tea bagging me, but he was doing it in force. Like over and over again... letting me know he had won.

I began laughing. Laughing so hard that it woke up my son who was sleeping next to me on the couch. I mean he was teabagging me... I didn't know people still did that. I remember it playing Halo over LAN setup back in the day but what person thinks that tea bagging my virtual character is a sign of dominance or victory. Do they think I was sitting here yelling at my screen like "OH NO! YOU DID NOT JUST TEA BAG ME! YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

I guess I just wonder if these are the people who are yelling "FOR THE HORDE!" the loudest. If so, I'll stick with Alliance.



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Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2008 08:54
Wexx
YOu probably just got stuck on the server with the 13 year old faction on one side, and the relatively mature one on the other. It's the opposite on the server I used to play on :D
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2008 08:57
Maurice Tan
But but, Alliance people deserve to be treated like that! I still prefer jumping up and down randomly after any kill :)
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2008 09:37
Vlambo
Yea, with names like that, there is a good chance you were playing with a bunch of kiddies. I hate people like that. Next time that happens, call a 70 friend over, show em what's up.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2008 10:12
wardrox
lol, sounds like noobs to me.
sevink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2008 10:30
sevink
What server you play on?
Big Z's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2008 13:36
Big Z
Your server lacks culture, it seems. Back on Dark Iron, where I played for a solid year and a half before quitting, more often than not you wouldn't be ganked while fighting mobs at low health, and if you took off all your clothes and began to dance you would normally be ok.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2008 13:49
Eschatos
Is there a tea bagging emote?
lumberjackrock's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2008 21:03
lumberjackrock
I gotta say man, sometimes teabagging just feels right sometimes. Fuck those guys, definitely, but talking shit that doesn't sink it just makes you feel hollow and cynical about all of humanity sometimes. I recommend you hack their accounts for fun.
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