wahahaha i didnt get banned i guess theres a spot for my sick dirty filthy sense of humour in the world. Well heres the next installment in my fun, family sized bite at blogging.
Lets start with an anecdote shall we. I was walking from uni today to the train station when a group of people got of a bus infront of me as i was walking, one of them i noticed was a chick with a more than slightly transparent dress, perhaps the combination of the light and heat me thinks but i could see quite clearly through it, and at this i could not help but gaze with wonder and intrigue at what she was wearing underneath which dare i say barely covered the space between what were the cheeks of an amazing prosterior. This made my day indeed. Preverted, maybe, deliciously humerous and seductive, yes, would i do the same should i be presented with the same situation, definatly. It's sad and lame that it made my day? yea but what the heck im neck deep in shit from uni and my boss is quite possibly the words biggest bastard, arsehole, prick, cunt. So i dont have much to look forward to, friends are awesome but i dont live with any and thus my week is broken to friend time involving a lot of alchohol concocted with some drama, some pretty people and some not so pretty people (Not u or ur gf triggy ur both pretty and beautiful ok? sleep easy...) and you have a social group on the rocks, and no friend time which i need to fill with enojoyment and something that will make me laugh, shout be passioante about and at times giggle like a little girl, and no looking at my bits dosent make me giggle like that....for long. AND getting a gf will solve all that but will also make me broke...and i AM broke at the moment so i don't think that will work. Apart from that lot my wii has no games on it and my laptop computa haxxor WTFPWN pewpewing wow machine is exploderated. speaking of wii and lack of games.....
WTF NINTENDO MAKE MORE GAMES AND BLOOD AND ENJOYMENT AND SHIT -50 DKP!11!!!!!!1!!1
--<warning!; you are entering a nerd rant zone ;warning!)--
Yea why dont nintendo buy more titles? from more companies? invest more money into their console from what i hear is the only console that is making money from ps3, 360 and wii...if anyone knows the answer lay it on me? i don't claim to be all knowing about this or games in general, all i know is that i really enjoy wow, pron and women. Im sure there are guys out there with masterchief shirts and mario underwear and contra tatoos (fukking awesome game btw) who know more about games then i know about breasts and i have seem more of em then ive had hot dinners so i know a bit about em ^^. But seriously why the fuk arent Nintendo showing the same loyalty that their fans and customers clearly are. If u have a wii u have Zelda...its a given. u have wii sports cause it comes with it duh...and if ur a nerdy asian or a asian wannabe whiteboy u have dragonball Z, simply cause u always wanted to go SS4 for real and not look like a poof cause either the game has shit aesthetics and everything is marshmellowed or cause ur trying it in real life...gg. Apart from that there really isnt anything good on wii...o theres paper mario and mario galaxy but im not a mario fan so they dont matter 2 me :P but i are teh respectful to those who do like em. EVEN SO!!!!!!! there isnt much after that....brawl, GH3, and metroid. I admit brawl and GH will keep me quite entertained for a while but not for a whole year me thinks, they need more hardcore games and not things covered in fairy floss and barbie colours and carebear fluff.
Gamers want blood cause its funny to gib someone and awesome when u flay the skin and then strip the flesh off a man with a trippy lazer thingymabob. People are willing to pay more money and sacrafice graphics IF they get good games NINTEND!!! get more tittles!!! so i can stop sissy bitching and sissy bitch about something else. So stay logged for more family fun folks.
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