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The one thing that truly makes me unique from all the other toids is that I'm a gamer...... with one turbo charged jug. gg
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Kinda like cake.
whitedoll | 10:27 PM on 01.11.2009 33 comments


Hello my name is Candi - Mistress of the crowbar and destroyer of everything grammatically correct. One day when I was a wee tot growing up in the harsh world of my neighborhood, I had recieved a gift (It could have been Christmas, my birthday, or maybe even a day that ended in Y) and once I stripped my gift naked of it's wrappings without any hesitation - I held in my hands my very first gaming system - The Nintendo (Yes these hands have never stroked an Atari joystick). With the Nintendo I was able to achieve many great things like saving the princess, killing ducks, improving my lung capacity, and destroying my social life for years to come.

I have enjoyed many pleasures from gaming systems over the years; Sega with it's Street Fighter and "AH! NOUGETS!", Nintendo 64 and slapping betches Bond style, Xbox and Soul Calibur which only led to me getting bit, and just about every other system out there. However there's only one that has ever really won my heart - The PC. I was turned onto the PC by a man named Freeman, Gordon Freeman and some crabs, Head crabs - I was sold.

Half-Life rocked my world and I've become ever obsessed with the First Person Shooter. I enjoyed many hours with my friend the Free Man. I then moved onto PC multiplayer FPS games, starting with TFC and when I hit boredom with that I ravaged anything I could (Doom, Quake, UT, your mom, countless HL mods, ect). I've also been known to enjoy MMORPGs on an occassion such as Anarchy Online, EVE-Online, Lineage 2, and hey I even manage a Level 26 Hunter in WoW - worship me.

All in all I am me and me is a gamer dragged here by my disobedient slave Dyslixec.

My goodies are kinda like cake, now scroll down.


























In conclusion, me with Wii controler 0 - ceiling fan 72



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WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:04
WastelandTraveler
HOORAY! :D welcome to the toid candi :).
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:05
Dyson
Hilarity.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:05
Tubatic
Welcome!

Don't Suck!

Mr. Sadistic would have loved you.

Don't let the ceiling fan keep ya down.

Also, I think Tuesday is poker night . . .
Serpentish's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:05
Serpentish
"Yes these hands have never stroked an Atari joystick"

I've got your Atari joystick right here baby.
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:08
Ben Perlee
oh snap, huh?
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:09
taumpytears
Jugs:Check
Half-Life:Check
Brief Personal History: Check


Jugs: Awwwwww yyyeeeeaaaaahhh
Nice Inro.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:10
ZServ
serpentish; oh, you.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:12
Mushman
ahahahaha, nice intro post, nice to see that you are good at blogging! :D

Ok time for the usual stuff:

Welcome to the good ol' Toid, hope your stay here is a permanent one, please don't suck, blog often, be cool, and don't troll, though I'm sure you wont!

Oh, please get yourself an avatar, and I'd say expect a lot of comments, but I suppose the IRC guys already told you that.

Like the awesome Makind once said, have a nice day. :)
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:17
garison
Thanks for hanging out with us!


Love, Garison.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:27
Qraze
welcome, i love you and those juggs even if one is charged and the other on tap.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:29
king3vbo
Any friend of Mikey is a friend of mine.
squirrelyg's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:39
squirrelyg
Nice intro. Welcome to the toid.
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:48
mid3vol
i like bewbs.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 23:57
Puppy Licks
You're quite mad, you know that? I think you'll fit in here juuuuust fine :)
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 00:11
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Welcome to Destructoid. Mikey is a sex goddess.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 00:12
Namelessted
nice jugs bitch ;)
Raf's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 00:14
Raf
Now that's how a blog is supposed to be done. You should teach these girls a thing or two.

Welcome to Destroctoid!
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 00:40
nebones
NICE JUGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Victor Stillwater's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 00:49
Victor Stillwater
Welcome. :)
whitedoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 01:14
whitedoll
Hey guys! Thanks for the welcomes!
... but there's something you should know about the jugs......
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 01:29
Aziel13
welcome
and man I could so motorboat those jugs
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 01:58
Usedtabe
Welcome to destructoid. Nice tits!
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 02:11
ZekeThePlumber
"Whitedoll," is your username? Welcome but look out for RonBurgandy2010, he's a registered sex offender that wanders these parts (I hear he's into dolls).
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 02:15
Brian Szabelski
Hi, welcome Dyslixec's friend!
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 02:20
Mr Wrighty 987
my god those are some big jugs........of water
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 02:39
Red TheHaze Veron
lololololololololol

welcome.
lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 03:45
lem
Still don't see any cake or cake like substances...
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 06:39
RonBurgandy2010
Well, it's a step in the right direction at least.

I don't think you are going to get 100 comments. For you, that's a good thing. Welcome.
Tdiddy9182's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 14:19
Tdiddy9182
lol, boobs
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 22:17
CrocBox
Charged water? what? lol Very glad to meet you :)

KEEP COMING TO IRC!
nixiepixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2009 03:51
nixiepixel
Dude.. uhh.. why does the paper towel roll in your pic just kind of DISAPPEAR in all it's photo-shopped glory?
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