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Kinda like cake.
whitedoll | 10:27 PM on 01.11.2009 32 comments


Hello my name is Candi - Mistress of the crowbar and destroyer of everything grammatically correct. One day when I was a wee tot growing up in the harsh world of my neighborhood, I had recieved a gift (It could have been Christmas, my birthday, or maybe even a day that ended in Y) and once I stripped my gift naked of it's wrappings without any hesitation - I held in my hands my very first gaming system - The Nintendo (Yes these hands have never stroked an Atari joystick). With the Nintendo I was able to achieve many great things like saving the princess, killing ducks, improving my lung capacity, and destroying my social life for years to come.

I have enjoyed many pleasures from gaming systems over the years; Sega with it's Street Fighter and "AH! NOUGETS!", Nintendo 64 and slapping betches Bond style, Xbox and Soul Calibur which only led to me getting bit, and just about every other system out there. However there's only one that has ever really won my heart - The PC. I was turned onto the PC by a man named Freeman, Gordon Freeman and some crabs, Head crabs - I was sold.

Half-Life rocked my world and I've become ever obsessed with the First Person Shooter. I enjoyed many hours with my friend the Free Man. I then moved onto PC multiplayer FPS games, starting with TFC and when I hit boredom with that I ravaged anything I could (Doom, Quake, UT, your mom, countless HL mods, ect). I've also been known to enjoy MMORPGs on an occassion such as Anarchy Online, EVE-Online, Lineage 2, and hey I even manage a Level 26 Hunter in WoW - worship me.

All in all I am me and me is a gamer dragged here by my disobedient slave Dyslixec.

My goodies are kinda like cake, now scroll down.


























In conclusion, me with Wii controler 0 - ceiling fan 72



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WastelandTraveler's Destructoid Blog
HOORAY! :D welcome to the toid candi :).
Dyson's Destructoid Blog
Hilarity.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
Welcome!

Don't Suck!

Mr. Sadistic would have loved you.

Don't let the ceiling fan keep ya down.

Also, I think Tuesday is poker night . . .
Serpentish's Destructoid Blog
"Yes these hands have never stroked an Atari joystick"

I've got your Atari joystick right here baby.
Ben PerLee's Destructoid Blog
oh snap, huh?
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Jugs:Check
Half-Life:Check
Brief Personal History: Check


Jugs: Awwwwww yyyeeeeaaaaahhh
Nice Inro.
ZServ's Destructoid Blog
serpentish; oh, you.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
ahahahaha, nice intro post, nice to see that you are good at blogging! :D

Ok time for the usual stuff:

Welcome to the good ol' Toid, hope your stay here is a permanent one, please don't suck, blog often, be cool, and don't troll, though I'm sure you wont!

Oh, please get yourself an avatar, and I'd say expect a lot of comments, but I suppose the IRC guys already told you that.

Like the awesome Makind once said, have a nice day. :)
garison's Destructoid Blog
Thanks for hanging out with us!


Love, Garison.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
welcome, i love you and those juggs even if one is charged and the other on tap.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Any friend of Mikey is a friend of mine.
squirrelyg's Destructoid Blog
Nice intro. Welcome to the toid.
mid3vol's Destructoid Blog
i like bewbs.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
You're quite mad, you know that? I think you'll fit in here juuuuust fine :)
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Destructoid. Mikey is a sex goddess.
Namelessted's Destructoid Blog
nice jugs bitch ;)
Raf's Destructoid Blog
Now that's how a blog is supposed to be done. You should teach these girls a thing or two.

Welcome to Destroctoid!
nebones's Destructoid Blog
NICE JUGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Victor Stillwater's Destructoid Blog
Welcome. :)
whitedoll's Destructoid Blog
Hey guys! Thanks for the welcomes!
... but there's something you should know about the jugs......
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
welcome
and man I could so motorboat those jugs
Usedtabe's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to destructoid. Nice tits!
ZekeThePlumber's Destructoid Blog
"Whitedoll," is your username? Welcome but look out for RonBurgandy2010, he's a registered sex offender that wanders these parts (I hear he's into dolls).
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Hi, welcome Dyslixec's friend!
Mr Wrighty 987's Destructoid Blog
my god those are some big jugs........of water
Redzie's Destructoid Blog
lololololololololol

welcome.
lem's Destructoid Blog
Still don't see any cake or cake like substances...
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
Well, it's a step in the right direction at least.

I don't think you are going to get 100 comments. For you, that's a good thing. Welcome.
Tdiddy9182's Destructoid Blog
lol, boobs
CrocBox's Destructoid Blog
Charged water? what? lol Very glad to meet you :)

KEEP COMING TO IRC!
nixiepixel's Destructoid Blog
Dude.. uhh.. why does the paper towel roll in your pic just kind of DISAPPEAR in all it's photo-shopped glory?


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