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Microsoft playing Nintendo's game?
whiteboy0869 | 3:37 PM on 10.25.2007 33 comments


That's what this Asshole says. Don Reisinger, who I had never heard of before, seems to think Microsoft will actually topple Nintendo in the family and casual market during this console generation. I have to say, I'll probably never read his shit blog again.

Let's see what he says:

In essence, Microsoft and Nintendo are trying to appeal to the same market in two distinctly different ways. Microsoft wants to attract consumers by offering well-known franchises and providing the new gaming crowd with a host of fun and entertaining games. Meanwhile, Nintendo's main selling point this time around is its hardware. If the Wii was just another gaming console with old-style controls, we'd be calling it a Gamecube. And if memory serves me correctly, the Gamecube was quite a flop.

Unfortunately for Nintendo, I simply don't believe hardware will take the day in the bitter battle for the family. Sure, it has been successful in bringing a unique experience to homes. But as I've mentioned before, it simply doesn't have the software behind it to overcome the rest of the industry.

First off, the part about using well-known franchises. WTF? Seriously, what do they have? I would be the first guy to tell you of the beauty of Viva Pinata, but that was pretty much a commercial flop. It just didn't sell well. And the TV show is far from well-known. In fact, I put it on for my kid one day, and let me tell you, it Sucks. And don't even mention the upcoming Party Animals party game. As we have seen with Fusion Frenzy, there just isn't much of a market for 4 player party games on the Xbox 360.



Nobody bought this shit


You could bring up Banjo-Kazooie, a well-known franchise with a good pedigee. In fact, I myself once enjoyed both of those games. But that was like 9 years ago. I honestly have no interest in playing a new one, especially if I'm going to be collecting shit all fucking day for a week. Perhaps it will attract new people, but I would seriously doubt this.



I'm willing to bet this will be more of the same. This series has not aged well


As for the Xbox 360 Arcade, who would honestly want it? It's pretty clear that the non-hard drive 360 wasn't nearly as successful as the Pro and Elite versions. Why would I care for one now? All it has is a big memory card and some free fucking arcade games. Who really cares? Sure, it's technically a good deal, only $30 more for a system that it far superior to the Wii in terms of processing power and functionality, but no hard drive.

I applaud the efforts of MS to try and get some of the family market share, but does anyone really think this is going to happen? Nintendo owns the Family market, and of course, the Japanese market.

Microsoft should just stick to their guns here. They don't really have much of a choice. They will never be as big as Sony was in it's heyday. They lack popularity in Japan, which means they will never be big on traditional Japanese RPGs, and really, who cares? They should remain the place to be for great shooters and PC style games.

As Sony taught us with the PSP, you just don't fuck with Nintendo when it comes to family-friendly and casual gaming.

That's all for now, as the McBurgers I had for lunch are starting to catch up with me. Good Day, Cocks.



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bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 15:41
bottled dark
i bought viva pinata, and enjoyed it thoroughly.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 15:44
whiteboy0869
Well, I didn't say it was a bad game. Did you read it the blog? I said it was great. I just said it wasn't a commerical hit.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 15:47
king3vbo
1) Viva Pinata was fun, but ill admit it wasnt that great

2) Banjo Threeie is one of my most anticipated games EVAR. How can you say the series has not aged well? It still plays great and is a shitload of fun. Ive been replaying Banjo Twooie on my N64 lately, and Im having an absolute blast with it!

3) I will agree with you on the fact that MS should probably stay out of the family market. So far they have not delivered well in that market.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 15:49
blehman
I bought viva pinata. :(
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 15:54
whiteboy0869
I should not have put that part about Viva Pinata not being bought in there. Honestly though, it did not sell well. Saying you bought it is not exactly a valid arguement. I agree it's a great game.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 15:54
whiteboy0869
I should not have put that part about Viva Pinata not being bought in there. Honestly though, it did not sell well. Saying you bought it is not exactly a valid arguement. I agree it's a great game.
DrNutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 15:54
DrNutt
I think you need to stop being so angry because one guy with a c-net blog has speculated that Microsoft might beat Nintendo at family friendly in the near future. I mean, are you personally suffering?

He may not have his info entirely correct, but Nintendo does need more/better software to keep selling Wiis.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 15:59
whiteboy0869
True, they need better software, but MS doesn't stand a chance. Xbox 360 has become THE console of choice for the mature and hardcore crowd. They have all the best mature games, and let's face it, most little kids are on there too, getting fucking fragged on Halo 3 after school. I certainly would never buy either of my children a 360. I would get them a Wii. The 360 is addictive, it can ruin people's lives. And I'm not that angry. I just don't agree, and the guy comes off as completely uneducated in the matter. Wait till tehArtist comes on here, angriest guy I've ever encountered.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:03
blehman
I think it's a valid arguement that I bought it.

Also, you double posted your answer. Angry?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:03
king3vbo
tehArtist is angrier than me?

whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:04
whiteboy0869
No, my work comp is slow, so I double click a lot by accident.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:09
Holyetheline
I had no idea they even thought of making another Banjo Kazooie game. This is excellent coverage. I definitely agree with your opinions.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:13
whiteboy0869
Yea, if you have a 360 I think you can download the teaser video, which seems to reaffirm my position on the game being more of the same with spruced up graphics.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:20
king3vbo
The teaser came out almost 2 years ago... havent heard a word about it sense then
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:30
king3vbo
*since then
lulz at shitty spelling
h3lios's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:33
h3lios
Wow...another whiteboy0869 post on...*drumroll* games!

i agree with your opinions 100%. This gen MS don't have much of a chance. If they even try to get into Nintendo's territory, they stand to lose their core "fratboy" demographic and hardcore gamers, these guys buy more software on the 360 than all the "casual" kids put together. It would be suicidal.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:34
whiteboy0869
That's very true. The reason the gamecube was a flop was because of the focus on mature games. Obviously, this guy didn't realize that the same strategy would not be good for MS.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:38
whiteboy0869
focus on kiddie games. sorry
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:45
VWGTI
Banjo Kazooie will sell well. Dispite the look of it, it has quite the following thanks to amazing gameplay and a wicked sense of humour.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:46
whiteboy0869
DanGale, are you a fan of Xbox360? Looking at your gamertag and blogs, I get the feeling your not the biggest fan, even though you own it. And you know they won't screw it up. But you have to also know, they most likely won't go anywhere new with it. I keep thinking that if I buy this game, I'm gonna want a modded N64 controller to use on my 360. That's how unoriginal I think it will be. BTW, I hated Kameo, no offense but it was just boring, uninspired.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 16:53
whiteboy0869
Amazing gameplay 8 or 9 years ago. Trust me, play it right now. I got bored enough with all the collecting that I never finished the second one. And what does this have to do with MS taking over the family market? it was just an example.
tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 17:20
tehArtist
*enters this thread only to keep his title as angriest dtoid nation member*

whiteboy0869, Michel Moore called, he wants his ass back. You know, that thing you are wearing as a face!
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 17:27
whiteboy0869
Micheal Moore? I hate that fucking guy. Why is it that you have to keep flaming me? What the fuck did I do to you? You are definitely the most angry guy on here. I keep trying to make peace, and you keep flaming. I am starting to think that you truly are nothing more than a fucking 14 year old boy who has nothing better to do than flame me. Why the hostility?
tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 17:33
tehArtist
lol...

Don't provoke a troll...I would not have even commented here if someone hadn't pointed out you were talking about me lol..
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 17:37
whiteboy0869
Well, I'm not a fucking troll, asshole! This is a fucking blog about games. And you probably didn't even read it. What is your problem? I never did a fucking thing to you. I mentioned you because you are the nastiest and angriest guy on here. Also, that joke was terrible. Not funny at all, and I usually laught at jokes about me if they are funny. Epic Fucking Fail on the joke, and Epic Fail at helping welcome people to the community. You finally got a 360? I'm convinced it's because your a teenager and couldn't afford it. If you're not a kid, grow the fuck up
tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 17:46
tehArtist
LOL

Emo Much?

Remember, it's down the road not across the street.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 17:53
whiteboy0869
What? OMG, I just saw your pic on the Jericho post. While funny, OMG Epic Fail. I'm a little overweight, but that is just fucking loseriffic right there my not friend. How pathetic, you arent a teen, you appear to be like over 30. And you still could barely afford a 360? Lulz Epic Fucking Disgusting Pic
tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 17:59
tehArtist
Are you ever going to say something funny? I'm still waiting..

If you truly want to push this into some full fledged insult/flame war, for your own benefit, bring it to IRC. Stop whoring your cblog with comments so it will get noticed.
DrNutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 18:09
DrNutt
uh-oh... games are serious business.
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