This has become somewhat of a problem. My wife and me play Halo 3 almost every night. She kind of sucks. If only she played, we might only have 10 exp at this point. I am now friends with a woman from work who totally kicks ass at Halo 3. She's kind of hot.

Can you see the problem? Who would you rather play splitscreen with? A hot chick who's body has not been ravaged by 2 kids and can also kick ass in Halo, or a hot girl who is now not as hot because her body was ravaged by kids and sucks at halo? Exactly.

I've only played with this woman online, but we talk alot at work, and she tried to invite me over to spend the night when my wife was out of town at her mom's. We were gonna play Halo 3 together splitscreen and smoke some herb, which my wife also doesn't do very well. And of course, I probably would have done something else, something terrible.

Truly a dilemma, you see. The girl is totally cool, she knows I'm married and definitely wont tell anyone about us, but I'm not sure. My wife has been playing games with me for quite a while now, and we have become a team. I always play with her, at least when it comes to videogames. Bedtime games? Not so much anymore.

I'm very tempted. The succubus in question is definitely hotter than my wife, and she smokes herb. Plus, she can kick my ass in Halo 3. What more could I want?

In the end though, I think of the kids, not my wife. I would so cheat on her with this woman if not for the kids.

I guess it's time to get some hand exercise in. Leading experts say it's the best way to stay married.