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Goodbye, old friend, and Hello, new semi-friend. Ratchet and Clank 1st impressions also
whiteboy0869 | 3:14 PM on 10.27.2007 24 comments


I posted this yesterday, but many readers seemed to actually think the below pics were dildos. LOL. They are in fact glass bowls, for smoking.

So today I picked up Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction, and once again found a reason to turn on the PS3. But I won't really bore you with my impressions long. I've only played one level and watched my wife play the second, and I can pretty much agree with Nick Chester's review. Very spot on, and I haven't even beaten half of it. Planet Corbalia is totally fucking amazing, one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in a game. It is completely alive, smoke coming out of holes, animals and other life doing there own thing. Same goes for the 1st level, a fucking battle is being waged in the background and buildings are crumbling all around you. As for Gameplay, standard Ratchet and Clank, even more refined and polished. No need to go there. Just Fucking Buy it.


This shit is pretty


Now...

Since I didn't feel like there was much of a point to writing the Ratchet and Clank stuff after reading the review on here, I decided I'd show you two pics I took last night. There's a fair chance nobody will care for this, and that's cool, I'm kind of bored anyway. I put away an old friend for the 1st time in a long time. I'm quite sure she will come back out again one day, maybe after a long and very deserved rest.



As you can see, she's pretty fucked up. She's been with us a long time, through thick and thin.

But anyway, I replaced her with a new friend, one I actually don't plan to hang out with as much, as I feel I should distance myself a little bit from these type of people in the future. She's not really any better, and I kind of felt like I was cheating on someone when I hung out with her last night.




It's a small pic, dunno what happened to it. I'm at work so I can't resize it, sorry. Buy Ratchet and Clank, now.



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FuriousGeorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 15:18
FuriousGeorge
great dildos
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 15:22
Volomon
Dude my minds warped and you didn't explain what those were, and uh FuriousGeorge has said what I'm thinking.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 15:23
Def JM
Is that for crack?
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 15:25
Volomon
Its either a crazy anal device or a crack/weed device or a bit of both...freaky.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 15:32
Cheeburga
Why did you repost?
No one cares.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 15:44
whiteboy0869
I initially posted for the Ratchet and Clank, but you guys though it was a Dildo, for some odd reason. I figured fuck it, I put it back up. You guys who think it's a dildo are total morons/geeks/never had any fun in High School, obviously. Cheeburga: Nobody cares about you, either.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 15:49
Def JM
EWWW! BURN!
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 15:51
whiteboy0869
it's for smoking weed or tobacco, although I believe you can smoke pretty much anything with it, if you put your mind to it.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 16:11
Def JM
I used to get hand blown pieces when I lived in san diego, that was awhile ago though.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 16:29
Cheeburga
<3youLemon.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 16:38
whiteboy0869
Lemon: Are you fucking retarded. I suppose I should have known better and just stuck with the game impressions. It seems most of you never went to any parties in high school.

Def JM: It's all hand made, and in fact is from some kind of smoking convention in New York. I'm good friends with the indian guy from the gas station by me, so he said he would pick up a few for me to look at. I chose this one cause it's nice and it was only 12.99
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 16:56
whiteboy0869
oh, and lemon: When you say "do" weed, you sound like a fucking 12 year old.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 17:05
Volomon
I normally don't see fruity colors in anything thats meant to smoke weed and normally not shaped like a cock.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 17:09
whiteboy0869
Well then, what do you see? Glass is the preferred method, and when I smoke more in it, the colors will darken. I think that you normally don't see anything related to weed and never have. The new one is a little phallic, I'll admit, but at least it's not taped together like the old one. And also, if you look around, many pipes of that size are shaped in a similiar manner. Methinks you just don't have a life.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 17:11
VWGTI


---->, ---->
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 17:16
whiteboy0869
I really don't see how the pic is funny, and really who cares. It's now obvious the cblogs are full of total fucking cornballs and socially inept people
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 17:19
GrayFox
I've smoked plenty of weed in my day, and it's not exactly the coolest habit to have. And you gotta admit, those pipes totally look like a dick.
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 17:28
GrayFox
"the cblogs are full of total fucking cornballs and socially inept people"

...no comment.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 17:53
whiteboy0869
They do look like a dick sort of. I'm guilty of some of the same shit, but these guys seem to have no clue what those were. And why is it a bad habit? It's better than smoking cigs, which of course I also do. I usually stop smoking every day around this time. I need more money for christmas.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 18:00
king3vbo
HOORAY you have a drug habit!! Congratulations! You'll be dead long before me!
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 18:03
GrayFox
It's just not really something to be proud of. At all.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 19:17
AngelsDontBurn
Lol @ king3vbo
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