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2:15 PM on 10.16.2013

Playing Dark Souls Using My FISTS!!!

Hello, people of the internet! I'm Blake Turner, and today I am going to play Dark Souls in ways it clearly wasn't intended to be played. We're talking alternative builds here guys, and the first is one I'm lovingly referring...   read

2:36 PM on 01.24.2013

Blakes Top 20 Most Anticipated Games of 2013 Part 1

Ok, so the first article I've written for a proper gaming site is up. I'm quite proud of it, it's a rewrite of part 1 of my top 20 games of the year. Please read it, like it and/or comment on it, but especially like it, part...   read

7:42 AM on 01.20.2013

If Game Developers Made Movies!

Well, it's been a weird couple of years for the entertainment industry, hasn't it? After the video game industry collapsed in 2014 due to the astronomical costs of developing one level and the fact that Atari tried to make an...   read

10:52 PM on 10.26.2012

Resident Evil 6: First Impressions

Ok, this will only be a short blog, I promise. I am planning to do a seperate review of each campaigne in Resident Evil 6, but for now, I'm just going to note a few things. First of all, what the fuck is with the prologue...   read

8:04 PM on 09.25.2012

Top 20 Favourite Games of all time: Part 2

Well, I'm finally getting around to part 2. For my destructoid readers, it's only been a couple of days since I posted the original blog, but for my 1-up readers? It's been about 2 months. I did start to write this ages ago, ...   read

12:32 PM on 09.24.2012

Violence in the Media: My Opinion of the Myths

Human beings tend to have a morbid obsession with death, and it's evident in every part of our lives. It's our biggest fear, the reason for religion, the basis of all medical science, and our biggest source of entertainmen...   read

2:16 PM on 09.22.2012

Top 20 Favourite Games of all time: Part 1

Procrastination is a fun thing. When I should be writing an essay about moral relativity, I instead opted to do a top 20 favorite games thing. And because I'm lazy, I've decided to split it into two parts, just so I can I can...   read

8:57 AM on 09.22.2012

Female Characters in Videogames

In todays games, female characters have all the personality of a brick. They have one purpose: To satisfy perverted young men. And that would be wholly appropriate if you were writing characters for Leisure Suit Larry. Unfort...   read

12:19 AM on 09.21.2012

Top 10 Most Overrated Game

I often disagree with gaming sites like this one. I don't often complain, because game reviewing is subjective, and the only time I have complained is if a game that is flawed in so many different was gets a 10... However, t...   read

7:55 PM on 09.19.2012

My Idea for a religious/political satire game!

Fuck you IT staff, with your nine hour internet maintenance. Thanks to you I am in a state of unsufferable boredom, with very little to do. Which kind of disturbs me to be honest, because the internet being down should be a t...   read

8:12 AM on 09.19.2012

Homosexuality and Other Adult Themes in Gaming

Due to being a lowly student with no source of income other than Australia's Tax money, I haven't had the money to buy any new games that I want. So I've been revisiting some older games and trying to finish other ones. Among...   read

3:04 AM on 09.19.2012

Fanboys Are Retarded!

A lot of my blogs on here are written to point out an issue, or to help procrastinate assignments and neglect the education I'm paying 15000 dollars for. Every so often however, I write something with one purpose: To piss off...   read

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