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Samus is Still a Dirty Whore
water lymon \| 11:32 PM on 03.12.2008	36 comments

I understood Snake, but really Samus?

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34 comments | showing # 1 to 34

vexed alex says:
(# 0) on 03/12/2008 23:34

Tsk tsk.

007 says:
(# 1) on 03/12/2008 23:35

0 0
O

Sharpless says:
(# 2) on 03/12/2008 23:35

@Lemon
Quite well, judging from her Elizabeth Perkins-in-Showgirls positioning.

MrSadistic says:
(# 3) on 03/12/2008 23:42

I don't know. This is pretty hot.

Raidensolid says:
(# 4) on 03/12/2008 23:43

50 Dtoiders havn't commented on this because they are jerking off to it.

I wasnt one of them. I'm a mere robot.

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 5) on 03/12/2008 23:45

Oooh, he�s fondling her breasts. Nice work, R.O.B.!

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 6) on 03/12/2008 23:46

Now that's a serious lapdance...

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 7) on 03/12/2008 23:51

damn, nice job!

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, LEMON. WHY THE FUCK IS SHE LEVITATING?

Tragic Hero says:
(# 9) on 03/12/2008 23:59

Can someone explain what those two are doing? I failed health class in high school

the GAMEGOBLIN says:
(# 10) on 03/13/2008 00:03

I think R.O.B. is holding on to her brestases. Maybe she likes pain, I dunno.

brainderailment says:
(# 11) on 03/13/2008 00:03

NO, Rob the Robot is the real whore here.

broonor says:
(# 12) on 03/13/2008 00:04

SSB:M Sex pics are indeed ftw

Teta says:
(# 13) on 03/13/2008 00:22

Redzie says:
(# 14) on 03/13/2008 00:43

shes got some strong legs. Are those blue lights robot orgasm?

Necros says:
(# 15) on 03/13/2008 00:47

This is relevant to my interests.

kwaselow says:
(# 16) on 03/13/2008 00:51

I understood why she'd want to have sex with Snake. I mean, he just has an aura of mystery surrounding him. It's pretty hot. I mean, if I were I woman, I'd totally let him penetrate me vaginally.

This, however, I don't get. He's a fucking robot. He was not built with a penis. Maybe if he were one of those fuck machines, you know, the kind with all the dildos and vibrating pads and shit, maybe then I'd understand... but R.O.B?

Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say here is... WHY NOT ME?

Wedge says:
(# 17) on 03/13/2008 01:03

Y'know... I can honestly see some video game nazi looking at this stuff as a reason to bump the game's rating to M.

"IT'S A VILE ROBOT PORN SIMULATOR!"

Rainbowblack says:
(# 18) on 03/13/2008 03:37

wheres the pic of Snakes doing samus doggy? lol. thats my fave.

Knives says:
(# 19) on 03/13/2008 04:07

That's a unique dildo.

Justice says:
(# 20) on 03/13/2008 05:21

Go R.O.B. GO!

liam2015 says:
(# 21) on 03/13/2008 05:45

You know, I was going to make a comment like, lemon, cmon, this shit is getting annoying and tired, but uh...

That's fucking hilarious.

glipe says:
(# 22) on 03/13/2008 06:17

He's examining her like a gyro-cologist! =D

You know, because of his gyroscope attachment thingy...

and the gynocologist reference...

Oh shut up, I'm trying hard, ok!

zombiekiller13 says:
(# 23) on 03/13/2008 07:41

At least someone found a use for R.O.B.

Snaileb says:
(# 24) on 03/13/2008 07:51

HOT! Zombiekiller wins this thread now.

BluDesign says:
(# 25) on 03/13/2008 08:18

R.O.B. actually just uses the Gyromite gyros to pleasure her. All we're seeing here is foreplay, the actual nasty stuff will be coming shortly I'm sure.

Hitogoroshi says:
(# 26) on 03/13/2008 08:32

Yeah R.O.B.! Hit that shit.

king3vbo says:
(# 27) on 03/13/2008 10:46

Thats freaking awesome

brosef says:
(# 28) on 03/13/2008 10:52

Do the R.O.B.!

No, the dance Samus, the dance.

LarkOhiya says:
(# 29) on 03/13/2008 12:14

you can gyro my mite anytime R.O.B ;)

ElfAngel7 says:
(# 30) on 03/13/2008 12:29

Two words: Interchangeable parts

Clockwork says:
(# 31) on 03/13/2008 13:29

Yet another epic fucking win, lemon.

atheistium says:
(# 32) on 03/14/2008 09:25

I too have been raped by Samus :( She's... .. she infected me with AIDS. I'm HIV positive.

Madman35 says:
(# 33) on 03/14/2008 22:10

That's it. Time to go home everyone, the Scientologists and terrorists have won.

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