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LATENIGHTLULZ™ pt3: Chuck Norris
water lymon | 10:05 PM on 11.29.2007 23 comments


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kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 22:08
kwaselow
I giggled
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 22:10
Spykron
i wish this guy was my uncle. really bad.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 22:12
taumpytears
Will it float?
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 22:25
liam2015
You don't blend Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris blends you.

Also, I feel like partying with this guy. Granted, it would have to be a blender-oriented party, but still.

Lemon, you are on a roll.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 22:30
wardrox
haha, love it.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 22:35
Riser Glen
...Whaaaaaaat. Theeeeeeeeeee. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
flameon4444's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 22:37
flameon4444
Shenanigans. Good stuff tonight, Lemon. Although that wiisucks video left me feeling...I don't think there's a word for it, actually.
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 22:40
trydizon
Chuck Norris doesn't get sick.
Sick gets Chuck Norris.

Lemon = ( o Y o )'s
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 22:46
Chaosye
I saw this on the official website.

Nothing blends Chuck Norris.




NOTHING.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 23:01
Teta
I was magically transported to 1 year ago, and i am on wow´s general chat.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 23:14
Ub3rSlug
Chuck Norris' Magic Dance

:D
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 23:19
007
best one i've heard all week: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex unless the woman dies. (ok, maybe not that funny...)
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 23:33
Clockwork
My favorite would have to be:

Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong had a "Who Has More Testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 00:44
Sharpless
LOL. Old meme is... resurrected? Fighting sound effects made me lawl.
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 01:07
Milofo
Must... buy... blender.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 02:08
vexed alex
"i wish this guy was my uncle. really bad."

You people do realize that Chuck Norris is one of those crazy people that want to include religion in schools, right?

He couldn't be content with being a has-been meme. No, the guy has to go insane, conservative-Nazi on us.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 02:17
vexed alex
Also, LULZ.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 05:37
Eschatos
Good shit.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 09:49
itemforty
Cute.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 09:53
Snaileb
funny
yuiichi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 11:45
yuiichi
LULZ!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:33
vexed alex
Well, good luck with that. You know, that actually would be pretty cool.

Who hasn't wanted to blend random shit around their house? I have a glass ball on my TV that my girlfriend got for I don't know why. It's hollow and has liquid inside of it.

:)
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