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Asshats Attemp to Trademark the Word 'Pwnage'; Gamers That Speak in Coherent Words Couldn't Care Less
water lymon | 8:36 PM on 03.10.2008 19 comments




I've never heard of this company before, but apparently, a Finnish game studio named Futuremark Studios thinks it would be a good idea to trademark the term "pwnage", for reasons unbeknownst to me. Apparently, they have no other reason for doing so besides "We want to do it before anyone else does."

What a bunch of fucknut idiots.

For the same reasoning, you might as well trademark "the", "of", and "Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain" (LOOK OUT MAN) Unless they have any significant use for trademarking the term, they really shouldn't waste time doing so.

My personal thought on the whole situation is that its completely stupid. While I refuse to ever use the word 'pwnage' (mostly because its reserved for 8 year olds on Counterstrike that heard it once and assume its the right thing to do) as it degrades the gamer lexicon to nothing more than a subculture of improper spelling and retarded kids, I still don't think it should be trademarked just to beat someone else to the punch. Hell, I might as well trademark the fake terms 'FUTUR','EMARKS', and "TUDIOS" and sue them. It looks like they're being denied though.

Outside of affecting in-game communication, I wonder how its going to affect the gamers that use this outside of its meaning. Kotaku takes a look at one instance, using Pwned.com's url as an example. The owner of the site didn't have much to say about it when questioned by MTV, other than this:

PWNED.com is a site for gamers pure and simple. We never felt the need to trademark the word we never created. We do this for fun. We are looking into our options because of this.


I don't really know how to agree/disagree with a statement like that, but they've got the right idea.

So what's your take on this whole bullshit? Do you think they're completely unjustified in doing this? Or are they 2 Legit 2 Quit?

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15 comments | showing # 1 to 15
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FrozenSpaceMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 21:02
FrozenSpaceMonkey
I just submitted my trademark request for "asshat"
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 21:04
Takeshi
Man that's just stupid.

*Trademarks Agent Chieftains Trademark*
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 21:04
Takeshi
Man that's just stupid.

*Trademarks Agent Chieftains Trademark*
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 21:19
Takeshi
Hey Tits! I've got double post aids
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 21:23
Takeshi
Hey Tits! I've got double post aids
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 21:31
Eschatos
Did they actually get the trademark? I would contest it if I knew how. They have no right to own a commonly used word.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 21:32
Puppy Licks
They think they've trademarked Pwned, but all they've tradmarked is FAIL.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 22:01
Ub3rSlug
wut lol dat pwnage 1337 g4merz lolololol
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 22:08
Aaron Mxy Yost
I wonder what Fargo has to say about all this considering he's credited as coining the term back in the day.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 23:31
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
OH YEAH?! WELL, I'M GOING TO TRADEMARK "ATTEMP™".

GAMERS THAT SPEAK COHERENT WORDS MY ASS.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 23:41
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THIS?

electro lemon™
Brought to you by Agent Chieftain Enterprises
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 23:46
Pangloss
oh shits, it's a litigation rumble!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 05:48
Bob Muir
This is all irrelevant, as I trademarked "the entirety of the internet" years ago.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:13
Sharpless
TYPO IN TITLE IS KILLING MY SOUL
BlueWolf72's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 00:06
BlueWolf72
We are only trying to protect our url and site from futuremark.

They don't deserve pwnage
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