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Andy Dick is a Colloquial Motherfucker, and Needs to Go Down 10 Gallons of Ipecac
water lymon | 11:49 PM on 08.15.2007 19 comments


I know this is old, but after Grim posted that Planet of the Apes clip on Nex's post, I went looking for Wikipedia info on Phil Hartman's death (R.I.P.) and I found this.

From Wikipedia:

The Laugh Factory comedy club turned into a WWE-styled smackdown when bad blood between comics Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick turned violent. (AP Images)

 

The murder of comic Phil Hartman by the hand of his drug-addicted wife stunned the nation back in 1998. Hartman's "Saturday Night Live" colleague Jon Lovitz, holds comic Andy Dick personally responsible for giving Hartman's wife, Brynn who had been sober for 10 years, cocaine five months before the murder-suicide.

This long-time feud exploded last Wednesday night when Lovitz picked Andy Dick up and threw him into the bar.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a asshole."

The feud between the comics began at a 1997 Christmas party held at Hartman's house five months before his death. Lovitz explained to Page Six:

"Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it… and then five months later, he's dead."

Soon after, Hartman's wife, Brynn fell into downward spiral with drugs and killed Hartman before shooting herself.

Lovitz added that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.'"  

Lovitz also claimed that last year, Dick was intoxicated and walked over to his table in West Hollywood. After he downed Lovitz'sguests' drinks, he "looked at me and said, 'I put the Phil Hartman hex on you… you're the next one to die.'  I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

Lovitz expected an apology when he ran into Dick at the Laugh Factory on Wednesday — however, Dick only smugly offered Lovitz a role in his next movie.

"I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,'" Lovitz said. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.'  Then le leans in and says, 'You know why I said it?  Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.'  Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie."

"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie!  I don't want to be in your life!'  I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it…but he's a disgusting human being."

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Thanks, Jon Lovitz.
Dear Andy "Eat a" Dick?


Eat a dick.



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the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:02
the GAMEGOBLIN
I want video. NOW.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:03
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Dear Andy "Choke On A" Dick,

Choke on a dick.

-Cheeftun
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:06
Neonie
So... Andy Dicks a dick?
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:06
Riser Glen
Devil's Advocate: This whole thing is he said, she said (Andy Dick being the "she" in question.)
triforcer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:07
triforcer
he was also the last person to be seen with that guy from suddenly susan before he killed himself...
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:09
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Also,

Dear Andy "Suck" Dick?

Suck a dick. (No homo)

-Cheeftun
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:11
Tristero
When I was in college, my band played a show at a local bar. Andy Dick was in the audience and he asked if he could come up and play a song. He got up and sang a song about how Stephen Hawkings is a retard, then he did coke on the stage, then he pulled out his penis and showed it to the audience. Then he asked me and my younger brother if we could score him some pot. True story.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:12
Neonie


I know it's overkill...
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:16
William Haley
Was there ever any doubt about this waste of life? Phil Hartman had more love and talent in his dying breath than Andy Dick will ever have in his entire, worthless existence.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:24
kwaselow
I love John Lovitz, but I can't imagine his hilarious voice saying shit about beating up Andy Dick.

R.I.P Phil Hartman. I may remember you from such lovable characters as Troy McLure and Lionel Hutz.
triforcer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:34
triforcer
@kwaselow

that's easy all you gotta do is imagine the Critic and him saying "You Stink!"
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 00:38
kwaselow
hahahahahaha

That's especially funny because I have the entire series on DVD
SeventhSense's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 01:46
SeventhSense
I Loved The Critic!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 01:50
ArrestedDeveloper
Andy Dick was an addict, I don't imagine he was in much control during that period. I agree with people that completly negate responsibility because of an addicition but at the same time you gotta cut them some slack. Also Andy dick is usually one of the funnier guys at those comedy central roasts.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 01:55
ArrestedDeveloper
*I mean don't agree with people that completley negate responsibility
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 03:08
Riser Glen
Selfish me time: The quote BBCode - I need it.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2007 07:59
Snaileb
I always disliked dick.
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