I haven't had more fun with my PS3 than the first 4 hours I spent playing Motorstorm.
The races are fun, the cars are varied and the setting is awesome. Crashes are funny and erupting over the finish line in a ball of fire never gets old. Could this be the first game I play where I think to myself at the end "yeah, that was a good game". The first game I can use as a shining example of me not
being so negative?
No.
Sigh. Throughout the first few hours of racing I couldn't help but notice a few little problems appearing here or there. The AI for example. Your opponents clearly all drive along set paths, and they seem determined to get themselves on the racing line. This means you can frequently be side-swiped by another vehicle out of the blue. Your opponents will do this, even if it's clear it will total both cars.
On other occasions, your opponents will box you in quite happily until somebody is flipped (especially crap if they are in bigger vehicles than you). If you get to close to the rear of another car or truck, they slow down. The AI just seems dumb.
Then there are the issues of never escaping the main group of vehicles. I don't know if it's the fact that "boost" is crap, or if the AI has elastic, but I just can't seem to escape the other racers. If I crash 10 times during one lap (sadly, not exaggerating), I can usually catch up to the main group within half a lap. If I have a perfect race, the pack will still be right behind me.
This becomes annoying when, for example, I have had a perfect 3 laps, and get taken out on the final corner but some random AI and proceed to come last.
My slowly building rage came to a boil when I was put in a race on a bike, against other bikes and buggies. The buggies will happily take me out, and bikes only need to touch a pebble before they crash and explode. Coupled with a track
actively designed to cause you to race through narrow, rock filled gaps, and you get ragedrox.
I'm sorry, but it's not fun. I'm sure the designers use the time old excuse of "oh, but it's more difficult" to make up for design faults, but come on. Make the enemies smarter, not dumber and more likely to take me out.
/rant
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But the game is for the most part very well designed.
I thought it was, anyway. I just couldn't get past one glaring omission: No split-screen racing of any kind. Either you're alone or you're online.
Either way, you're alone.
So I traded that shit in.
(# 5) on 06/09/2008 11:12
That and my negativity drove away my friends.
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http://negativegamer.com/
and i thought i was bad.
(# 10) on 06/09/2008 11:42
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(# 13) on 06/09/2008 11:56
Although I think my hate of it is largely because a troll that was on Destructoid awhile back kept praising it making it sound like the second coming of Jesus, which it isn't.
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(# 19) on 06/09/2008 12:25
Not even close. He can't fucking spell for shit and isn't funny. Reaprar is at least funny sometimes.
(# 20) on 06/09/2008 13:25
(# 21) on 06/09/2008 13:34
Your on dtoids top 10 gay list. You top chee. Dude face it, your a fag. Now excuse me as I make the same gay post 10 times in a row. New avatar.
FAG.
(# 22) on 06/09/2008 13:41
"Blindeside I loved your smash contest even though everyone hated it."
Proof your a fag.
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(# 25) on 06/09/2008 17:07
Just quit while you're ahead you stupid fucking twat. Seriously. It's getting pathetic. No one fucking likes you, bitch.
(# 26) on 06/09/2008 17:21
A simple
would have sufficed
(# 27) on 06/09/2008 17:31
Don't turn Dtoid into Youtube, guys. We're better than that. Act with a bit of fucking civility, will you?
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(# 29) on 06/09/2008 18:51
also lemon wtf, did that cobra turn u into a pussy or what. u may be judas, but if u remember judas was a bad ass cuz he got paid son.
also mattfoo is epic, i see nothing wrong with his posts (cept the nagger stuff which i understand why it got removed) he can bash and make fun of people if he wants, the sites open to ur opinion how ever u wanna express it, within reason (atleast it should be) we are all just having fun and everyone should be able to take a joke. just like how vexed alex should go back to 1up.com.
go with the motto: its always funny
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