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Podcastle Competiton! WIN STUFF!!
wardrox | 12:35 PM on 03.02.2008 31 comments




As I'm sure you are all aware, The Podcastle is hosting a nice competiton where you can win some wonderfull prizes! The current prize chest is looking rather splendid and contains the following:

Awesome Prizes-zor
A boxed Magoichi Saiga figure from Jim
Live African elephant (to be confirmed)
A condom from Wilbo, as seen in his condom ice coolers
Some crap from Atheistium's room. Probably not panties.
Manchester Pirate Society membership card
A proper tea bag
Dtoid sticker
Possibly some more crap

How to take part:
Make a short (less than 2 min) skit/chatterbox/skit/funny-something in a cblog. To make sure we see it, add a link to it on either the latest Podcastle front page post, this here cblog, or in the next Podcastle user-questions post.

The best one will get featured in full during the next Podcastle break and the winner gets all the sweet ass prizes. Runners up may well also be put into the Podcastle, depending on the levels of awesome present.

You can enter as many times as you want and have free reign over what you do. Be it a dramatic reading, earthquake survival guide or you're best Sean Connery impression, everything and anything is fair game. Make us laugh!


The catch
You are not eligible to win the main prize if you live in America, because we hate you. Also because we here outside of America-land are fed up with all the awesome America-only competitions. Also, Jim can't enter, because he is a cunt. If you do happen to live in the land of the free, you can still enter, but you're not eligible to win the grand prize.


Also, European cocks.



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PraiseChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 12:41
PraiseChaos
No panties, no interest!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 12:42
wardrox
It says probably...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 12:43
MrSadistic
I want to win some whores.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 12:43
Excremento
I'm gonna start my own podcast, make a contest, and make it so YOU can't win Wardox!
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 12:44
liam2015
I hate you.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 12:44
Passionate Styos
If I'm from Norway, can Is till participate?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 12:47
wardrox
@Passionate Styos, yes! :D
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 12:52
Y0j1mb0
Ahh Wardrox, your anti-american rants are funny to me. I'll think about you when I'm in Cancun having Tequila shots with Jim.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 12:53
Passionate Styos
Awesome! I'm going to beat Wilbo with my Connorey impretion, also, John Cleese.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 12:59
Vlambo
Wait, Can a Canadian enter?
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 13:07
razerangel
Simpsons did it.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 13:11
Sadie G
:( what if i USED to live in England but now reside in the states ??
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 13:12
Knivy
Can I enter if we just agree you'll keep the prize until I can go pick it up?

@Y0j1mb0
You going to Cancun?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 13:15
MrSadistic
Sadie is a communist. She is living in the states to capture the enemy intelligence. Good thing I have a sentry and a strategically placed dispenser built near it.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 13:20
Wedge
Goddamit, I want a Magoichi Saiga figure. He's fucking awesome.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 13:26
Passionate Styos
One question though, which is the last day to submit the track?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 13:38
wardrox
Well, there are not real set rules. As long as it's done by the time we record the next one, it's valid. Should be around the 11th.

If you're blatantly an American, you wont win. If you can come up with some reason why you're not, then sure, I don't see why you should enter :)
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 13:40
Neonie
That's fair enough and I understand why your doing it ^_^. Good luck with your contest Wardrox.
Simmy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 14:16
Simmy
Trying to figure out something funny to say - I'm sure I could come up with something, even if it does mean missing a week of uni to do it.
Failing that, I wouldn't mind being a guest on a podcastle in the future - how do I go about that wardrox?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 14:42
vexed alex
Bad teeth

That is all.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 14:57
wardrox
@Simmy, you get asked :-P
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 17:43
ScottyG
Phht. I don't want Atheistium's panties. I want yours Wardrox, or at least Jim's. It'll go nicely with this "proper" teabaging you're offering. ^_^
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 18:10
Red TheHaze Veron
what, no crumpets?
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 03:55
atheistium
The prize from my room is a figurine ;-) She has panties!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 03:55
atheistium
Also - You don't want my panties. They are all crusty from when I met namelessted.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 05:09
Bob Muir
What the hell, America never gets anything?
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 06:05
3r0t1c n3rd
Hmmmmmmm, crusty....
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 20:05
ScottyG
@atheistium

All of them are crusty?!? That's quite a feat. :S
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2008 18:20
McSnow
@ScottyG What do you mean all of them? I thought she only owned one pair.
AlucardX24's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2008 20:22
AlucardX24
im in ur blog, trollin it up cus u said i can
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