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I'm a student in Manchester over here in the always sunny UK. I can juggle, like cats and can't say the alphabet backwards very fast.
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Games have become a backward-looking medium. Because game designers rely on the language of cinema, they have not sufficiently developed a new form of storytelling based on the language of video games. - Daniel Radosh 28/09/07
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What with all the happenings last Friday regarding the GTA IV achievements, I took it upon myself to do the right thing and release the full list (Spoliers and all). Ron did threaten me with a giant black dildo, but I persisted anyway, taking my life into my hands for you, the gamers who need this information. It now appears my list has begun to be circulated around the net, to often funny results. Hamza linked me to this little thread on GTAforums.com. Further looking around found this German site. I don't speak a lot of German, but I can just about work out the gist of the thread. ”Naja ich halte das für einen Fake” ”YOU SUCK DONKEY COCK AND TRUST ANYTHING. Alles klar? Verstehen Englisch Mademoiselles? Nur Spaß!” Rumbled, I think I am. Still, keep an eye out for this list re-appearing. It's currently the number 1 result if you search for “GTA IV Achievements” on google. Update: Looks like another site picked up my wonderful list. Sadly, the link for the google search no longer works. Not to fear though as google cache was there to capture the moment. Using the power of an internet free translation, the top of the article reads: "The user COOLLY 360 GAMEr makes us attentively on that that the boys of Destructoid. com the list with the successes to the Xbox 360 of versions published. Naturally we do not want to strain you long on the torture."
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Oh and I noticed your back on the leaderboards..feel better?
Typical conspiracy theorists.
This is relevant to my interests.
This is funny. Kind of like when an elderly priest forgets the words during the middle of an "Our Father". (true story)
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Hey! I speak another language and i got the joke ;/