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Living with Jim: Sausages as art
wardrox | 6:39 PM on 10.21.2007 10 comments




So, I'm living with Jim. What is there to say? When I arrived in his house I found his landlord sat, wearing a top hat and emitting no signs of life. At first glance his room appears to be full of human skulls, each sporting a monocle, sat atop piles of coins. Hover flies living in the king-sized bed emit a steady humm as they go about their business. Green Nik-Naks appear to be all he eats, besides the usual intake of child hair.

Small Asian boys supply the music and play an assortment of wind and string instruments, to the theme of Dynasty Warriors. I'm initially impressed, but soon learn the tune only requires a single finger.

After we settle in for the night with our brandy and begin to discuss the matters of the day it soon becomes apparent that Jim does not appreciate my argument about "Sausages as art" being as valid an argument as "games as art" or "Crack in the floor as art".

[Jim insists at this point that this is not the case, but this is my blog so to you Jim I say "Fuck you"]

I feel this week is going to be interesting. Keep watching to see how long it takes for me to get AIDs.



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liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2007 18:49
liam2015
Sausages are art because art is subjective and I have decided that sausages are art. This cannot be debated, as one cannot debate the validity of something made valid only by one's individual perception. Sausages are not killers, they do not train, nor do they cause, any form of real world violence. Sausages are a magnificent form of storytelling, just as capable of emotion and depth as any motion picture. Sausages are, in a word, wonderful.

^My totally original arguement^
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2007 18:56
BahamutZero
I wonder what a sausage with a monocle looks like
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2007 19:05
Maurice Tan
Sausages can be art if they were promised instead of cake. Have fun tomorrow :)
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2007 20:13
BahamutZero
a sausage with a monocle is art
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2007 20:25
Knivy
@BahamutZero
Now I'm wondering that myself.
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2007 22:36
10BobMarleys
Sausages, are not usually art. However, if you used sausages to express an emotion or idea, they could be considered art. If you disagree, remember all the crazy shit you've seen done in the name of art. Sausages aren't even close to the weirdest art out there.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 08:50
Snaileb
Wankers, the lot of you.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 15:19
Hollie Bennett
BLOODY wankers, the lot of you.
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