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20 Yoseph wants his cash – Complete the first island
10 Out of the city limits – Fly to a hight of 3,000 feet
25 Under the bridge – Meet all the hidden characters
10 Suck my pump – Make a clean get away from each gas station
5 Under achiever – Fail to win every race within 30 minuets
15 Crash Test – Destroy every type of vehicle
20 Kremlin Crumble – Complete the second island
25 Destroyer of Worlds – Demolish 20 buildings using only the rock launcher
5 Over the top – Drive a car off the tallest cliff and survive
15 Night time for you – Deliver all of Vlad Glebov's yellow vans
10 Knight Rider – Complete a race at night with your headlights off.
10 Euphoria – Find the hidden night club without asking for directions
10 You rock my socks off – Complete the guitar mini-game
5 Come here bad boy – Complete the first romantic mini-game
50 Out of town – Stay hidden for 6 days
5 Cockey Bastard – Kill the police officer whilst in jail before he can taunt you
10 Kenny has it coming – Kill Kenny
25 And once again – Complete two laps of the city in “Beat the Rabbit” mode
20 Never Forget – Complete the third island
10 Dirty dozen – Collect and use all 12 substances
10 Trick of the night – Land on the top of a police station in a helicopter without being spotted.
25 Rest is for the weak – Find all the corpses
25 Unadulterated – Complete all of the romantic mini-games
40 Stay Sharp – Kill 300 enemies online using the sniper rifle
15 Team work, do it together – Kill 300 enemies in one game of team deathmatch
15 And boom – Blow up 30 cars in 5 seconds
20 Not again – Kill the same opponent 5 times in a row online
5 You what? - Drive the tank through the sewers into the bank.
25 That is how you play – play over 40 hours online
10 Hookers for me – Dial all the numbers you find
5 I get it now - Read the first letter of each achievement name
50 Not for you – Kill Francis
100 Game Over - complete the final island