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A word of advice on April 1st - don't kill Jim
wardrox | 9:47 PM on 03.31.2008 27 comments




So, over here in the UK it's currently April 1st. As I write this it is not April 1st in America. This grants me a few hours where the performance of an April 1st joke will be much, much harder to notice. Thus began my prank.

[02:24] <+wardrox> oh shit
[02:24] <+wardrox> Jim had to goto hospital
[02:24] <+wardrox> I'm talking to his g/f
[02:25] <+wardrox> apparently his illness came back

I was expecting people to instantly twig this was a ruse, but, to my shock, the following people went with it:

Evil_Cheese
Panglos
Aerox
Wedge
Riser
cannedpeaches – though he was in on it by this point
Necros
Vexed_Alex
CTZ

I let the conversation lie for abit whilst I decided on my next move. My thought train was interrupted however by CTZ. For a second I considered really rolling with it, but decided not to and confessed all to CTZ. He wasn't best pleased. Capital letters were used.

By this time a few more people had become aware of Jim's situation:

Sharpless
coonskin05
ConradZimmerman

I was getting a little concerned at this point. People were giving no hint that they were questioning my story of Jim. After talking to Jim (who previously thought my plan was “brilliant”) he told me:

Jim Sterling:
You are gonna be the biggest asshole in all of Dtoid when you are finished

Which was a valid point, and so, without much more delay, and without actually declaring Jim dead:

[03:19] <+wardrox> ok, guys
[03:19] <+wardrox> about Jim
[03:19] <Madninja> Yes
[03:19] <Madninja> Yes
...
[03:20] <%coonskin05> hurry up Ward
[03:20] <+wardrox> you know how 2moro is the 1st?
[03:21] <+wardrox> and the UK is 5 hours ahead?
...
[03:21] <%coonskin05> -_-
[03:21] <+wardrox> Jim Sterling says (03:18):
[03:21] <+wardrox> You are gonna be the biggest asshole in all of Dtoid when you are finished
[03:21] <@Necros> ...?
...
[03:22] * Sterling (Sterling@3EF2A256.CA3B171A.50E679C1.IP) has joined #destructoid

And with that, the jig was up, my lamb was cooked and the yoke had run.

I could have killed Sterling, but I would probably have been banned. Be warned fellow dtoiders, April 1st can catch many people out, including the pranksters.

Also, April 1st cocks.



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PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 21:50
PrinceofCannedPeaches
They will burn us in effigy. There will be a Guy Drox day. And I will die happy.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 21:53
Aerox
My April Fool's prank is going to be showing up in England and raping Wardrox.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 21:54
vexed alex
YOU PLAYED WITH ME!


Asshole...
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 21:57
Evil Cheese
Evil Cheese = Scammed Cheese. Pneumonia, fuckers.
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 21:57
Surf314
lol. Is your everyone hates Jim thread a prank too. Because that would be funny.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 21:58
Neonie
Good to know Jim's ok xD.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 21:58
liam2015
Damn. I could've been on the IRC today, but I had alot of work to do. Awesome prank though, I can't beleive so many people went for it.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 22:10
Colette Bennett
You scared me, motherfucker.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 22:10
Bob Muir
Damn British people. You can't trust them with anything.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 22:14
wardrox
@Colette: Sorry :(

I genuinely didn't mean it to get out of IRC, I assumed somebody would realize it was an April fools joke. I stopped it because I could see it going waaay too far, and quickly.

:(
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 22:17
Hamza CTZ Aziz
You scared me too, motherfucker.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 22:23
Shin Oni
heh. you can't kill a man who carries Claws on his hands and talks like a manly women....screaming ENEMY OFFICER DEFEATED!!! after every cblog. It's just not happenin.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 22:24
Brian Szabelski
LOL, that's what you get, IRC.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 23:35
Vlambo
Dammit, I work this one night, and I miss an epic IRC moment.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 23:52
Aaron Mxy Yost
You people in England use the same calendars and dates as us? Fascinating!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 00:04
AgentMOO
Jim Sterling did die in a car crash... Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 00:25
Aziel13
XD oh noes
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 00:36
mistic
Epic april 1st :-)
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 02:20
atheistium
Wait.. jim isn't dead...?
dammit >.<
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 02:36
razerangel
Thats the bad thing about being at least 5 hours ahead of our american compatriats, april fools don't work effectively at that time in the morning!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 03:50
Samit Sarkar
Mad props to you, wardrox.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 06:12
PrinceofCannedPeaches
@Angel
Was about to break it as soon as it turned into Apr. 1st in the East Coast of the United States. Things had to be set up, though.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 06:44
Kryptinite
And this is way wardrox rocks my fucking world.

You have balls dude, you should have rolled with it but I guess it's better you didn't :).
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 07:23
Snaileb
BAAAAAAAW
Tamz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:58
Tamz
You should have gone all the way, it would have been the greatest prank ever
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:25
LarkOhiya
Now i'll have to kill him to gain his brit powers for my own!
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