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10 Ways Call of Duty 4 Removed the Fun
wardrox | 3:49 PM on 01.17.2008 84 comments




Firstly, I'm not saying this game is a bad game. I am saying, in internet speak, that it sucks. That means that I do not much care for the game. I can however see some people do heart the game and I understand why. Anyway, back to the harsh truth. These are just 10 of the billions of ways the developers of the game actively removed the fun from the game.

Perks
As with the guns, you unlock these as you go along, giving people who have played for longer an unfair advantage over new players. I'll come back to that later. Even if everybody started with the same perks, they would still suck balls. When I stab somebody, I don't want to be killed because they pulled a grenade out their arse*. Somebody said for every perk there is an anti-perk, that's a lie. Perks are just there so somebody else, even if you awesomely knife them, can still beat you.
* "grenades out the arse" line courtesy of Chad Lakkis.

Unlocking Better Guns The More You Play
When I get beaten, I want that to be because of their skill, not because they have essentially used MMO style grinding to unlock the better guns. Don't start with the crap about those guns not being better. I had a long conversation with a guy who was on his 5th time up the ranks and he was bitching about the fact he hadn't been able to unlock the better guns. In 1v1 situations, the better guns will come out on top more often than not.

Not Matching By Skill Level
I don't want to be put in a room with a bunch of people who are just going to either stand in front of me whilst I shoot them in the face, or who can shoot me from across the map through 3 buildings using nothing but a pistol. I wasn't to play against people who are about on my level, I don't mind a bit of variation, that's always good, but not just random.

Modern Setting – Arabs and Russians are Bad
Regardless of political opinion, shooting aliens is more fun than shooting typical Faux News bad guys. I could go on about this, so I will. Why can't we mix it up? Just once? Something origenal? I just don't find it fun anymore.

No Option to Avoid Clans in Most Game Types
As somebody who doesn't have a giant clan of pro's to call upon when I play, when I get placed on a team of loaners like myself, against a clan, we just get wiped, it's not hard for them and it's not fun for us. If I could choose for each game type between clans allowed or clans not allowed, that would be nice.

Helicopter
Fuck Off.

Guns Kill Too Easily
When coming across an enemy, I like being given a choice. Do I shoot, change gun, run for cover? CoD4 allows none of this and it's you or them, down in part to aiming, who got the drop and which gun you have. Most kills occur in 2 shots or less. The time it takes to die is way to short to be able to make a tactical choice, making your deaths even more annoying.

Camping and Sniping is Actively Promoted
Even disregarding the Sniper Challenges, with the fact guns kill to easily comes people's instinct to hide, or camp as it's known in the business. Running into a room only to be instantly killed by the guy hiding in a corner, or sniped the second you go near a window might be your idea of fun, but if it is, you are wrong. This is not fun.

No Level Customisations
I have had more fun playing map variants in most of the games I have played over the past few years than playing the standard ones. Forge in Halo for example has generated some of the most awesome level ideas and really added to the fun to be had with the game. By cutting this out of the game, they not only limit creativity and replay value, but also prevent the game from growing or expanding.

No Split Screen Over XBOX Live
Games are fun to play with other people. You can play CoD4 split screen locally, but not online, why? Because that would be fun. One reason for this that CoD fans have told me is that using split screen would be unfair. Firstly to that I say “My good Sir/Madam, that's bullshit”. I back this up with the fact that there is almost nothing you can do online using split screen you can not do by simply playing with a friend as a group. I wouldn't even mind if they limited the number of game types you can play with split screen, but to take it out completely? Your cutting out a large section of fun right there.

The fun of CoD4 comes from winning, not from playing.

Also, if you like Call of Duty 4, this is a personnel attack on you and your opinions and I think CoD4 is the worse game ever and want to burn all copies. You should now either pick one point I made and rip it apart, or insult my mother.

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shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 15:54
shipero
If you try to burn my copy I'll punch you in the nose. Also your mother is a whore.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 15:56
Excremento
I think that there is supposed to be words up there but thanks to Jim Sterling all I see is a big empty space... :(
Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:00
Jonathan Kerr
Everything you mentioned seems like a positive to me. If it weren't for the helicopters and better guns and "leveling up" I would consider reallygetting into this game.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:00
ShadowXOR
Pretty much all of those reasons are why people like it. It sounds like you're just playing the wrong game. There is nothing wrong with Call of Duty 4, you just need to buy games that match your tastes better. Call of Duty succeeds on all fronts, you bought the wrong game.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:01
BigPopaGamer
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Andrew Benton's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:01
Andrew Benton
Shipero wins!
You realize that there is a kill cam which actually deters people from camping and that you can pick up dropped weapons from others.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:03
ShadowXOR
Don't buy a game called "Modern Warfare" if you don't want something modern. That's pretty stupid.

Also I bought this game because it is humans, I think aliens and shit are stupid. The perks and leveling is one of the biggest draws for me. Do your research, and purchase Halo 3 if you want aliens, stupid guns, living through a ton of shots, etc.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:03
galagabug
fuck the helipcopter

cerreally.

and no split screen on live is the handjob of 2007. stop it.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:03
Jim Sterling
Translated article: I am one of the lizard people from V.
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:04
Ascythopicism
Agree with ShadowXOR and BigPopaGamer.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:05
Neonie
As I said on the Podcastle, I agree with you on this one. And that's all I really need to say. See you on FnF on Halo 3 Wardrox.
HipHop Junkie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:06
HipHop Junkie
You make a lot of good points. I would add Jugernaut... the cheapest bull***t I have ever seen in a game. Still a great game though.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:06
Aerox
So Sterling admits he's read Wardrox's blog. INTRIGUING.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:07
Jim Sterling
Aerox: I read it so nobody else has to. I'm a martyr!
Mason Rhade's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:08
Mason Rhade
Your momma is so fat, when i want to have sex with her i have to dip her in flour to find her wet spots. :P

i love that joke

Wardrox, good article and you lay your points out well. The game is not Halo though so stop making such obvious comparisons to it.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:10
Bob Muir
Is there supposed to be something there? Am I commenting on a blog? I'm confused by the not-wardrox blog.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:10
EternalDeathSlayer
Dude, the perks aren't that unfair of an advantage. I don't get to play it often, but I usually fair ok when I do, and I'm like level fuckin 4. I don't have shit. While things like the red dot sight do make it easier to blow peoples heads off, you can still win if you are actually superior in skill.

But, I do agree with the lack of split screen sucking, as well as the helicopter. I hate that fucking Helicopter, as do I hate the bomb dropping fighter jets or whatever they are.

As for camping and sniping being actively promoted, well, that's just part of the game. You sound like my wife when she gets sniped in Halo 3. " It's just not fair, I hate people who play like that!"

It's part of the game, therefore it's fair.

But I see why you dislike it and respect most of your opinions, many are somewhat valid depending on your tastes.
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:13
decoyb
From the guns kill to easily part it's safe to say you'd be happier playing halo or warhawk since it takes forever to kill someone in those and they have split screen.

One of the things I like about COD4 as well as UT3 is that when you shoot someone they die, you don't have to run around and find better weapons first.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:13
EternalDeathSlayer
Are you a Halo 3 fan? That might explain it then. My wife hates CoD4 also. I personally think they are both great, but it's obvious that Halo 3 takes less skill. It's more balanced and fair I guess, and that's why it's so popular. Anyone can enjoy it, but the hardcore can still dominate.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:17
liam2015
Everything that you listed basically is why the game IS fun. I'd elaborate why, but my fingers hurt. And I only play when friends are on, which is not that often.

Also your mother is a fat whore.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:23
Samit Sarkar
Well, I’m the opposite. I suck at Halo 3, and I was never a fan of the series to begin with. First of all, the “Unlocking Better Guns The More You Play” argument is bullshit. The M16A4 assault rifle, which is available at the beginning, makes it very easy to kill people: two to three bursts from an M16 = death, in most cases. I agree somewhat on the perks — while they take away from what is otherwise a rather realistic game, I find that they introduce a fun element of strategy into the game. Also, I prefer “Guns Kill Too Easily”: in Halo 3, you could empty half a clip of the assault rifle into someone, and they still won’t be dead. That’s not the way things work in real life, and that’s why I like CoD 4. Sure, the latter game is all about getting the drop on someone, but I disagree with your assessment of campers — the Killcam offsets the whole sniping/camping issue, because after you die, you can go back and knife them in the back.

Split-screen online play would be awesome, and I don’t know why the game doesn’t have it. But I respectfully disagree with pretty much all of your other points. This is a great way to get people to read your blog, by the way: post an entry with an inflammatory title. Nice job.
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:24
GrayFox
I'm not some huge fan of this game so I'm not going to defend all of those points, but the best gun in the game, or at the very least one of the top 3, is available to you right from the outset.

There is no huge, unsurmountable advantage that players who have played the game for weeks have over people who are just joining up. Although you do get some helpful perks along the way, the ones they start you off with are more than adequate. Chances are if you're getting killed tons it is because you just aren't very good at the game yes, and will only get better through practice, not perks.
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:25
GrayFox
*yet
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:25
Steel Squirrel
The only thing I have to sayabout the Arabs and Russians, is that I really hate being the Opposing Forces team. Why aren't these guys wearing the appropriate camo for their environments? Really? You're going to wear that RED beret in the desert? They live in that country, yet they haven't realized that red and black don't really blend in with sand!?

Also wardrox..... would you suggest that everyone starts out with every gun possible and then as they get better.... they lose guns? Also, the only perks I really hate are Juggernaut and Grenade X3. I've gotten over Martyrdom now.

As a solution to your Helicopter problem, you should have one class dedicated to being armed to the teeth with an LMG and RPG X2. Then you can be a hero to your team.

BTW, it's generally inadvisable to stand with your head in front of a window in a game where people shoot you. Also, there's no real way to match skill levels in any game like this. The ranks are usually determined by how long you've played it, not how good you are.

Really though, maybe you should just play the Old School mode. That's what it sounds like your problem is.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:28
Steel Squirrel
Yes, sayabout is a new word......
Klytus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:37
Klytus
I got shoot 4 times and died?!? My Halos, she is broke!
kami's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:45
kami
I agree with unstoppablejuggernaut and bronxbomber21. I pretty much use the m16 exclusively and is available from rank 1. If your aim is good, it's deadly.

You make some good points though. Some perks are shit (juggernaut specifically) and lately I've been in some very unbalanced games. Level 1 and 2 people playing with people in their 3rd or 4th prestige. That needs to be fixed.
xper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:48
xper
this was fun, wardrox. i had fun reading this.

also, you are sooooo funny!
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:48
Spartacus
This day is becoming stranger and stranger.
Genfuyung's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:49
Genfuyung
You just listed every reason that i hate this games online play. Thank you sir.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:51
Knivy
1.The only Perk that i think is "unfair" is the X3 nades, and only because a whole team with this = nadespam fest.

2. I agree with juggernaut on this, they aren't better, they are just different, the main weapon I use is the MP5 and in Oldschool the only time I change weapon (you start with the skorpion) is when I run low on ammo and I still pretty much kick ass.

3. I agree there.

4. I don't really care about that, but are you saying shooting aliens is original?

5. There is a "mercenary" team deathmatch that doesn't allow parties.

6. Fuck off please!! (except if your mine, in that case please stay for coffee and cake =D)

7. You are given that choice, you just have to act very quickly in comparison to halo. And don't forget to run, a lot of people don't use it as much as they should.

8. I hate campers also, but like I said on your forum thread, it's nothing you wouldn't get from any FPS.

9. PC version maybe? I agree with you that it would be cool, but it's not (yet) a standard for console FPS.

10. Agree, that fucking sucks!


Anyway, I would say play old school, but well... people don't play old school.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 16:56
Usedtabe
I agree with you Wardox. Had the game for a week, got most of the achievements, then traded it in. Single player was awesome, while MP was a let down for me.

As far as the comment about Arabs/Russians, who else should we fight? Maybe the Venezualens and Hugo Chavez(I'd buy it)? I mean, the story has to make some sense, and whether you like it or not, many Arab nations are war-mongers and terrorists. Russia, not so much.
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:00
maxio098ui
I knew this was gonna come but it dosent matter if this is true, halo sucks.
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:01
Upgrayedd
Seriously, the helicopter isn't that hard to kill.

It does take damage people.
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:02
Arugala9
I think you're just pissed that you suck.
superbeefy2050's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:05
superbeefy2050
Perks
I liked the idea of upgrading your character BF2142 style. I wish their could be a medic perk too which revives dead members. These perks make the game not another FPS.

Unlocking of guns
People complain about this all the time. Truth is, the m16 and MP5 are awesome guns alone. I'm a level 45? (2nd time around) and I use the m16 and MP5 with stopping power and nothing else. If even complained that the m16 needs to be unlocked later on due to its awesomeness.

Skill Level
I actually agree with this. I hate being in a game with all new people and owning them in FFA 20 kills to their 8. But theres a way to fix it; exit that match and try again.

Modern Settings
WHAT? Its a modern day war game. Its in the title of the game. That and there's many talks of another world war with the Chinese, Russians, Arabians and U.S. I mean if the title said "Call of Duty: Space Rangers", then yeah, I would be kind of pissed that I'm facing Russians and Arabians in space.

Clan Matches
Leave the game. That or join the mercenary game option.

Jellocopter
[COSB] would be disappointed in you. That and a combo of heavy machine gun and rpg can take it down.

Guns kill too easily
Its a war sim. A normal assault rifle will kill you in 4 shots. That and it adds a fast pace tension that you have to overcome. Is this guy around the corner? O shit he is. Fuck I died. Next time I'll be more careful

Camping/Sniping
I'm neither a camper or sniper. But like others said before me, there's a kill cam that will point out that person's location. Throw a flash or regular grenade and that takes care of them.

Levels
I used to play starcraft all the time. And it was always the same map, Helms Deep. I never got tired of it and my skills got better. When there's a map that is made to be fair for both sides, then people will play the hell out of it and never get tired. Which brings me to COD4. The maps are perfect. There's no advantage to one side and they never get tiring. Except for bloc. Fuck bloc.

No split screen over Live
I cant argue with that. My friend has a projector that takes up his entire wall and I so wanted to play with like 4 of my friends online. O well's.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:06
Eschatos
Forgive me for saying so, but the majority of that list is retarded. What is wrong with Infinity Ward trying to innovate? If you wanted the same game, why not just play COD2? The perks and better guns made me love the game, and all of those points you hate I have no problem with except 3, 5, 9, and 10.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:11
EternalDeathSlayer
Wow. Apparently inflammatory titles win.
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:25
Ascythopicism
Usedtabe:

Ignorance, FTW!
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:27
kawitchate
hmm. bought this game for $38 a few weeks ago at Best Buy. haven't had a chance to play it yet. now i'm thinking maybe i shouldn't (online at least)...
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:30
Usedtabe
@ Ascythopicism:

Yes, research shows that I am wrong and that all Middle Eastern countires are peace loving, religious freedom practicing democracies. I'm sure I'm the ignorant one/ sarcasm
vp360's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:31
vp360
lalalalala... i can't hear you... lalalalalalalalala....
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:32
EternalDeathSlayer
@ kawitchate: Play the fucking game, you'll be fine if you like a challenge.

@ usedtabe: I agree, most are fucking batshit crazy religous zealots, far worse than the bible thumping christians liberals in America compare them too. At least the bible thumpers dont crash planes into buildings! Oh, and the Russians: Warmongers also, for the most part. They don't like other countries. Unless you agree with them.

Sort of like USA, yes.
Zenith's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:33
Zenith
I got my copy of cod4 over steam, is it ok if I leave it intact?
thankfully, my playing experience has been really fun because ive made a few friends that play at the same time, so we just pick a server and either protect each other (when we are on the same team) or try to have pistol duels (if were on opposing teams). Fuck the rest of the people on the server, if they are truly inbred morons with severe mental retardation then we just shuffle to another server.

ps. one of us always has an rpg for helicopter violation.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:37
Das Inchworm
at least all of you guys have some system to play it on. :(
Klytus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:52
Klytus
@ Ascythopicism

'cause a cartoon of the Pope will get you a death threat..............
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:53
razerangel
Emodrox strikes again!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:53
AgentMOO
With the exception of the choppa, I disagree with you on every point there.


I'm not even supposed to be reading this thing.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 17:58
Justin Villasenor
"Not Matching By Skill Level "

That's probably been my biggest complaint so far. I just made it up to level 10 and so far in every match I've played each player was at least level 35 or higher. Although I guess it was kinda cool when I outscored some of em.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 18:00
EternalDeathSlayer
@ TheGoldenDonut: You've just proven a good point. SKILL is what matters most in this game, not stupid fucking perks! You said it yourself, it's even better when you kill guys who are 20 levels higher than you.
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