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"Everyone Likes The PS3 Except 39 Year Olds Who Love Mario"
wardrox | 1:39 PM on 05.30.2008 47 comments


The brutality of a fan-boy war can be shocking. I warn you that these videos will make you cry. Especially if you are a 39 year old Mario-lover, or somebody who doesn't like watching somebody fumble with their speakers.

PS3 Rules Part 1


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PS3 Rules Part 2


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Ok, ok, they are just fan-boy kids, but you have to be reminded that the majority of “gamers” are like this. Also, please think about what you have seen when you think I'm being a noob.



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Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 13:46
Maurice Tan
Wardrox is a noob.
DaTgUy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 13:49
DaTgUy
EVERYONE IS A NOOB COMPARED TO THESE 2...THEY KNOW ALL!
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 13:51
nademagnet
"Comments are gonna be DISABLED!" HAHAHAHA!!!
and
"Do your frick'n studing the next time you do a frick'n video."" LOL as well.

Jesus wardrox... i want my 5 minutes back...
oh shiii I haven't logged into [url]www.wardrox.com[/url] in like, weeks.... I need to build me some mines and launch some attacks!
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 13:52
nademagnet
damnit! urlfail!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 13:55
Y0j1mb0
LMAO.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 14:03
shipero
There's only one way to settle an argument this intense. Pistols at dawn.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 14:04
MrSadistic
I honestly think there are actually more 39-year-olds in the world who like Mario (and his games) more than the kids do.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 14:05
Spartacus
I've seen the Sony kid before, but Jesus in a bucket, both of them should die in fires.
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 14:05
angusm
@Shipero
Now if there was a video with pistols at dawn, I'd watch it.
No point watching these two, I already know how fail it'll be.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 14:07
Rifter01
A) That 39 year old kid's microphone doubles as a feeding tube
B) sss PS3 phssss :pop: :hisss:
C) ..? To be continued...
Schmo0zle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 14:08
Schmo0zle
Pretty sure the PS3 doesn't have better graphical capabilities than a PC...Which is why PS3/360 didn't get Crysis...
Zavaro's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 14:15
Zavaro
@brainderailment - I completely understand. I couldn't stand listening to them so I shut them off. Stupid kids trying to top one another in a console arguement is a serious waste of time in my book. A neat tidbit though, if you click on the first video and get linked to it's Youtube page, it says the kid suck Sony's balls in the Info box. That's the most true thing about this arguement.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 14:35
Elitechief27
Wii........Sucks?
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 14:51
Too Much Coffee Man
PS3's graphics run at Five-Hundred
\ˈem\
\ˈāch\
\ˈzē s
per second. That's Faaaahhhhhhsssstt...
Faster than a computer.
'N 's got better graphics than a computer.

LMAO, comedy gold.


LMAO
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 14:52
MaxVest
Just by looking at the screenshots, I have a pretty good idea of what lies within. And it ends with a great big wet kiss.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 14:55
bbrigg1
I can't watch those videos. I can't make it through 10 seconds of any of them. fucking kids
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 15:08
Neonie
"The Wii is takeing away Final Fantasy"

FUCKING LOL.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 15:12
Cowzilla3
Later they got together and made love.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 15:12
Qraze
i'm gonna watch these~on my ps3 as well because its the best anything to watch everything on, even crap youtube teenage fanboyists making fools of themselves.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 15:13
Qraze
i'm gonna watch these~on my ps3 as well because its the best anything to watch everything on, even crap youtube teenage fanboyists making fools of themselves.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 15:19
Aaron Mxy Yost
God damn it... God damn it.
Moofey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 15:23
Moofey
lmao. This was... sad. I maybe watched a minute or both and said "fuck this, both of these guys are fanboys that have no idea what they're talking about."
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 15:30
4knuckleshuffle
I hope they both die of cancer. in a fire. with bullet wounds.
SunTzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 15:35
SunTzu
Kids these days don't know how to Troll, I blame public education. My children will be going to private schools, so that they can learn to troll fanboys properly
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 15:46
Excel-2011
I want to see them in a cage match with nothing but weapons formed of spare parts of their respective consoles with only 25 minutes to give each other pieces of their "minds". When time inevitably runs out the cage walls will fall down and the enraged crowd will finish the job.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 15:55
Rockvillian
My box of Monopoly is better than your box of Monopoly.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 15:56
Conrad Zimmerman
I really fucking hate the internet sometimes. More than that, I hate the retarded parents of these kids who allow them to post this crap on the net. Someone should call Child Protective Services and tell them that their irresponsibility has put their children at risk of sexual predators.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 16:12
Corak
I got through about 15 seconds of the first video and stopped it because I already knew what was going to happen. Fuck waterboarding, make the terrorists watch this shit all day.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 16:33
michiyoyoshiku
I favor the 360 and Strongly Dislike (not hate) the PS3 and am rather apathetic towards the wii (nothing on it)

But I don't make you tube videos proclaiming my love for the 360.

I even made a blog making a Case for the PS3
niacin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 17:02
niacin
I tried to watch them I really did but I'd rather stay in my own personal delusion where people like that don't exist
SoopaFly TNT's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 17:03
SoopaFly TNT
Fanboyism has hit a new low.

A more entertaining video would be these guys fistfighting in the alley. Now that would be entertaining.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 17:06
king3vbo
PS3 rules is the greatest video ever made
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 18:41
TrailerParkJesus
I am gonna beat up the next ten year-old I see, thanks to these two fucks.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 18:58
BenHaskett
this was difficult to watch.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 20:07
Hollie Bennett
your not happy enough, all you do is complain.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 20:29
Teta
I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2008 22:24
CypherVR
godofgta3 still sucks XD

should of seen the internetz come down upon the kid and called him out on his BS and n00bness, AT THE TIME.

btw, old video - is old.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 09:29
mistic
Videos like this make me wish they were forced to post with their real name and adress, and then later when they go to a job interview and their potential employer types in their name, they get these videos... EPIC WIN :-)

or we could just send a DVD to their parents with a compilation of their sons online 'activities' :-)
teach4food's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 16:49
teach4food
sometimes you shouldn't click the play button, this was one of those times

Kid 1 eats his microphone

Kid 2 walks away to do research

Viewer never gets the time wasted back
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 22:46
BluDesign
Man, sometimes I wish free speech wasn't free. These kids should have to pay to speak. That way, anything they'd said would stand a chance of being worthwhile.
Tablet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 14:06
Tablet
Is it wrong that i kinda felt like peter off family guy when that kid taunted him so he beat the kid up?

These 2 kids shouldnt be allowed to play games, and yeah kid no.1 I love that every game you mention just so happens to be a GTA game. tsk
krylonkoopa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2008 15:12
krylonkoopa
This is AWSOME! I love you wardrox for finding this.

I laughed my ass off. I need a faux hawk.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 10:44
loki d20
Couldn't watch it past the first 30 seconds of the first video. I'm just going to assume that the rest of it and the other videos are as painful to watch as that.

Thanks Wardrox, I needed a reason to pull my ear buds out and fling them across the room as if they had suddenly been taken over by Beelzebub (Ba‘al Zebûb for all the Hebrew readers out there) himself.
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