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I am also a contributer on Damnlag dot com. You can read my column, Broken Pixels and check out all the other great stuff we've got going on there. Just remember to wear pants.
Anyway, about me...
My name is Jack Ninivaggi AKA Wandering Pixel, and I'm here to rock your world! Or at least cause some sort of tremor.
I live over on the east coast in New Jersey. My favorite types of games are those that have great writing. I'm going to college right now and plan on majoring in either communications or literature. When I'm not playing games I'm either reading a book or comic, watching a movie or sleeping. I'm a huge fan of animation and my favorite thing to do is watch old animated films, I'm also a theater geek, and frequently make trips to New York to watch the latest musicals and plays on Broadway. one day I plan on making a living by writing, though I haven't yet decided what kind of writing I want to do. Anyway, this is my blog. Enjoy!
You can contact me at jackninivaggi@yahoo.com
I also have a Facebook you can check out here.
This is my interview, which was conducted by the oh so sexy LawofThermalDynamics.
My Idols:
Stanley Kubrick
Alan Moore
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Philip K. Dick
Steven Spielberg
Hiro Miyazaki
Brad Bird
Here are some lists of my favorite things in no particular order.
Games:
1.) Half-Life 2
2.) Bioshock
3.) Spyro the Dragon
4.) Sonic CD
5.) Shadow of the Colossus
Movies:
1.) Blade Runner
2.) Ratatouille
3.) The Third Man
4.) Spirited Away
5.) Up
TV Shows:
1.) Lost
2.) Big Love
3.) Futurama
4.) Avatar: The Last Airbender
5.) Invader Zim
Anime:
1.) Neon Genesis Evangelion
2.) Cowboy Bebop
3.) Akira
4.) Anything by Miyazaki
5.) Or anything with cool robots
Musicians:
1.) John Lennon
2.) Bob Dylan
3.) John Hiatt
4.) Idina Menzel
5.) Utada Hikari
Books
1.) Harry Potter
2.) His Dark Materials
3.) The Great Gatsby
4.) Biographies
5.) World War Z
Graphic Novels
1.) Watchmen
2.) The Killing Joke
3.) The Long Halloween
4.) Ghost World
5.) From Hell
Comics
1.) Runaways
2.) Batman
3.) Hell Boy
4.) The Umbrella Academy
5.) X-Men
Musicals:
1.) Rent
2.) Wicked
3.) Little Shop of Horrors
4.) Avenue Q
5.) Sweeney Todd
Plays:
1.) Speed the Plow
2.) Hamlet
3.) A Streetcar Named Desire
4.) Our Town
5.) Macbeth
Magazines/Newspapers:
1.) The New Yorker
2.) EGM
3.) Entertainment Weekly
4.) Game Informer
5.) The New York Times
Articles from the front page:
I, the Author: Midnight Run
Nothing is Sacred: Getting into Character
Video Game Characters Solve the Oil Spill Crisis
Motivational Poster Series
Destructoid Editors
Destructoid Community Members
Wandering Pixel's Guide to Amazing Games
Warpath: Jurassic Park
Useless Lists
Things to Do While Waiting for Your PS3 Game to Install
State Sex Moves(NSFW)
Present Tools of Destruction, The Top Ten Guns of All Time
5 Reasons Why I Want To Buy A PS3, But...
5 Of The Most Annoying Dicks In Gaming
Anyway, about me...
My name is Jack Ninivaggi AKA Wandering Pixel, and I'm here to rock your world! Or at least cause some sort of tremor.
I live over on the east coast in New Jersey. My favorite types of games are those that have great writing. I'm going to college right now and plan on majoring in either communications or literature. When I'm not playing games I'm either reading a book or comic, watching a movie or sleeping. I'm a huge fan of animation and my favorite thing to do is watch old animated films, I'm also a theater geek, and frequently make trips to New York to watch the latest musicals and plays on Broadway. one day I plan on making a living by writing, though I haven't yet decided what kind of writing I want to do. Anyway, this is my blog. Enjoy!
You can contact me at jackninivaggi@yahoo.com
I also have a Facebook you can check out here.
This is my interview, which was conducted by the oh so sexy LawofThermalDynamics.
My Idols:
Stanley Kubrick
Alan Moore
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Philip K. Dick
Steven Spielberg
Hiro Miyazaki
Brad Bird
Here are some lists of my favorite things in no particular order.
Games:
1.) Half-Life 2
2.) Bioshock
3.) Spyro the Dragon
4.) Sonic CD
5.) Shadow of the Colossus
Movies:
1.) Blade Runner
2.) Ratatouille
3.) The Third Man
4.) Spirited Away
5.) Up
TV Shows:
1.) Lost
2.) Big Love
3.) Futurama
4.) Avatar: The Last Airbender
5.) Invader Zim
Anime:
1.) Neon Genesis Evangelion
2.) Cowboy Bebop
3.) Akira
4.) Anything by Miyazaki
5.) Or anything with cool robots
Musicians:
1.) John Lennon
2.) Bob Dylan
3.) John Hiatt
4.) Idina Menzel
5.) Utada Hikari
Books
1.) Harry Potter
2.) His Dark Materials
3.) The Great Gatsby
4.) Biographies
5.) World War Z
Graphic Novels
1.) Watchmen
2.) The Killing Joke
3.) The Long Halloween
4.) Ghost World
5.) From Hell
Comics
1.) Runaways
2.) Batman
3.) Hell Boy
4.) The Umbrella Academy
5.) X-Men
Musicals:
1.) Rent
2.) Wicked
3.) Little Shop of Horrors
4.) Avenue Q
5.) Sweeney Todd
Plays:
1.) Speed the Plow
2.) Hamlet
3.) A Streetcar Named Desire
4.) Our Town
5.) Macbeth
Magazines/Newspapers:
1.) The New Yorker
2.) EGM
3.) Entertainment Weekly
4.) Game Informer
5.) The New York Times
Articles from the front page:
I, the Author: Midnight Run
Nothing is Sacred: Getting into Character
Video Game Characters Solve the Oil Spill Crisis
Motivational Poster Series
Destructoid Editors
Destructoid Community Members
Wandering Pixel's Guide to Amazing Games
Warpath: Jurassic Park
Useless Lists
Things to Do While Waiting for Your PS3 Game to Install
State Sex Moves(NSFW)
Present Tools of Destruction, The Top Ten Guns of All Time
5 Reasons Why I Want To Buy A PS3, But...
5 Of The Most Annoying Dicks In Gaming
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam: wanderingpixel
Battle:
PSN:
Mii: I'm not memorizing another set of numbers
Gamertag: Pixel Jack
Steam: wanderingpixel
Battle:
PSN:
Mii: I'm not memorizing another set of numbers
Gamertag: Pixel Jack
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Subject: My Review of Everyone Elses Review of The Saboteur (a Destructoid exclusive)
Author: Wandering Pixel's review of GAA's review of Tubatic's review of Kraid's review of Elsa's review of Randombullseye's review of Jim's review Released: December 5, 2009 MSRP: More then you can afford you poor fag 
I haven't played The Saboteur, but that doesn't matter because I've seen screen shots and it sucks. The game can't seem to make up its mind on whether to be black and white or color. I hate games that can't decide what kind of graphics they want to have. Also, TS (because acronyms are easier than words) is obviously just a rip-off of Assassin's Creed II: Game of the Year Edition. Ubisoft knew that their game was going to kick the shit out of everything else so they decided to not pussy foot around and just called it Game of the Year. Also, the story in AC2GOTY needs to win a Pulitzer, because its story is the shit. Assassin's Creed II is also good because Jade Raymond is hot, and everything that a hot women does is right. Plus, by giving her game a good review she might have sex with me, which would be amazing. I'd also like to have sex with the women in AC2GOTY, because they look so beautiful. Oh, and I would totally tap Clinton. 
TS is the most repulsive peace of video game trash ever. And all the people who review it are nerds and should be shot because they have no taste in games. I didn't read their reviews, but I saw the scores. AC2GOTY is GAWD!!!!!!1!!!! You know it, I know it, and Jim Sterling knows it. He's just mad because he's fat and will never have a girlfriend because he would just crush her with his fatness. I've read all of Jim's scores and have come to the conclusion that he writes reviews based on his opinion. I don't want your shitty opinion, retard, I want to know if the game is good. Stop making me read the shit you shit. In conclusion, I'm right. I have a huge dick and have had sex with lots of girls, also I'm not fat, I'm husky and big boned (see what I did there?) This place sucks, you are all just a bunch of fag lovers. I bet you all take it up ass from your moms and masturbate while choking yourselves. TS sucks, I'm not going to buy it or rent it. It sucks. AC2GOTY is better. Jim can't find his penis underneath his fat. Score: The Saboteur -- 1.0 Assassin's Creed 2 Game of the Year -- 10,000,000,000,000.0 Jim Sterling's Fat -- 5.5 Me -- 10.0 Your Mom -- 7.5 GamesAreArt's Review (Has No Balls) http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/GamesAreArt/gaa-s-review-of-tubatic-s-review-of-e-r-o-rb-r-o-j-r-o-the-sabotuer-shortblog--15697 Tubatic's Review (Fag) http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Tubatic/tubatic-s-review-of-kraid-s-review-of-e-r-o-rb-r-o-j-r-o-the-sabotuer-156964.phtml Kraid's review (Dumb) http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Kraid/kraid-s-review-of-elsa-s-review-of-randombullseyes-s-review-of-jim-s-review--156956.phtml Elsa's Review (Has a Vagina, So Opinion Doesn't Matter, Because Girls Can't Play Video Games) http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Elsa/elsa-s-review-of-randombullseye-s-review-of-jim-sterling-s-review-of-saboteur-156953.phtml Randombullseye's Review (Small Penis) http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/randombullseye/review-of-jim-sterling-s-review-of-the-sabatour-156946.phtml Jim's Review (Fat) http://www.destructoid.com/review-the-saboteur-156887.phtml
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