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About Me
I am also a contributer on Damnlag dot com. You can read my column, Broken Pixels and check out all the other great stuff we've got going on there. Just remember to wear pants.

Anyway, about me...

My name is Jack Ninivaggi AKA Wandering Pixel, and I'm here to rock your world! Or at least cause some sort of tremor.

I live over on the east coast in New Jersey. My favorite types of games are those that have great writing. I'm going to college right now and plan on majoring in either communications or literature. When I'm not playing games I'm either reading a book or comic, watching a movie or sleeping. I'm a huge fan of animation and my favorite thing to do is watch old animated films, I'm also a theater geek, and frequently make trips to New York to watch the latest musicals and plays on Broadway. one day I plan on making a living by writing, though I haven't yet decided what kind of writing I want to do. Anyway, this is my blog. Enjoy!

You can contact me at jackninivaggi@yahoo.com

I also have a Facebook you can check out here.

This is my interview, which was conducted by the oh so sexy LawofThermalDynamics.

My Idols:
Stanley Kubrick
Alan Moore
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Philip K. Dick
Steven Spielberg
Hiro Miyazaki
Brad Bird

Here are some lists of my favorite things in no particular order.

Games:
1.) Half-Life 2
2.) Bioshock
3.) Spyro the Dragon
4.) Sonic CD
5.) Shadow of the Colossus

Movies:
1.) Blade Runner
2.) Ratatouille
3.) The Third Man
4.) Spirited Away
5.) Up

TV Shows:
1.) Lost
2.) Big Love
3.) Futurama
4.) Avatar: The Last Airbender
5.) Invader Zim

Anime:
1.) Neon Genesis Evangelion
2.) Cowboy Bebop
3.) Akira
4.) Anything by Miyazaki
5.) Or anything with cool robots

Musicians:
1.) John Lennon
2.) Bob Dylan
3.) John Hiatt
4.) Idina Menzel
5.) Utada Hikari

Books
1.) Harry Potter
2.) His Dark Materials
3.) The Great Gatsby
4.) Biographies
5.) World War Z

Graphic Novels
1.) Watchmen
2.) The Killing Joke
3.) The Long Halloween
4.) Ghost World
5.) From Hell

Comics
1.) Runaways
2.) Batman
3.) Hell Boy
4.) The Umbrella Academy
5.) X-Men

Musicals:
1.) Rent
2.) Wicked
3.) Little Shop of Horrors
4.) Avenue Q
5.) Sweeney Todd

Plays:
1.) Speed the Plow
2.) Hamlet
3.) A Streetcar Named Desire
4.) Our Town
5.) Macbeth

Magazines/Newspapers:
1.) The New Yorker
2.) EGM
3.) Entertainment Weekly
4.) Game Informer
5.) The New York Times

Articles from the front page:
I, the Author: Midnight Run
Nothing is Sacred: Getting into Character
Video Game Characters Solve the Oil Spill Crisis

Motivational Poster Series
Destructoid Editors
Destructoid Community Members

Wandering Pixel's Guide to Amazing Games
Warpath: Jurassic Park

Useless Lists
Things to Do While Waiting for Your PS3 Game to Install
State Sex Moves(NSFW)
Present Tools of Destruction, The Top Ten Guns of All Time
5 Reasons Why I Want To Buy A PS3, But...
5 Of The Most Annoying Dicks In Gaming
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam: wanderingpixel
Battle:
PSN:
Mii: I'm not memorizing another set of numbers
Gamertag: Pixel Jack
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Anthony Burch
Ashley Davis
Atlas
blehman
Chad Concelmo
Colette Bennett
Elsa
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Hollie Bennett
Isay Isay
Jim Sterling
LawofThermalDynamics
Stella Wong
wanderingpixel
Xzyliac
Video Games are for a Woman's Gentiles
wanderingpixel | 10:23 AM on 06.23.2010 21 comments




What's this shit about video games being for the hardcore? Video games are for geeks and losers who like to jack-off at pictures of fourteen years olds on 4chan. I work out at the gym everyday for six hours, try finding a fatty gamer who even knows what a gym is. I have a mega hot girl friend who sucks my cock whenever I tell her too. Her mom and sister are really hot too, sometimes we have a foursome while my buddy Dave video tapes us and puts it on my website. Yeah, I got my own website, I post pics of myself flexing for all the ladies out there. I mean come on who plays fucking video games? Killzone and Gears of War (not that I know what those are) aren't half as badass as me without my shirt on. Nothing beats my-modda-focking biceps, bitches!

Whoever says video games are artistic, fun, and promote socializing is a fucking idiot. I've gotten so much pussy that I could open a shelter for cats. I'm surprised my huge, sixteen inch penis hasn't fallen off yet from all the tail I score at the clubs every night. I'm like Tom Cruise, except I'm not gay, and I'm a better actor. Also, one time I got an offer to play in the NFL on any team I wanted, but I couldn't do it because I was already planning on being the first man on mars. I'm gonna punch a motherfucking Martian, man!

Blows your cock off doesn't it? I love my bros by the way. Not in a faggy, rainbow lover kind of way, I mean even if I was gay, and I'm totally not, I could probably score the hottest guy in the world. I'd get so much ass very night, then I... well... uh... anyway, the 360, PS3, Wii, and Atari are all stupid. If you want to be as awesome as me some day, forget it, but you might be able to get close if you work hard enough. I wouldn't know about any of that though, I'm fucking rich, and I can hire bitches to do hard work for me.So, ee ya, I've got to go lift weights, hang with the guys, solve world hunger y punching it in the face, and pleasure my girlfriend. "I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST YEAAAAH!!!!"



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Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 11:15
Kraid
I want to have your children.
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 11:18
Ganjookie
I want to kill your children.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 11:34
Mr Andy Dixon
I'm confused; how are "videogames for women non-Christians"?
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 11:47
RenegadePanda
Video games are for geeks and losers who like to jack-off at pictures of fourteen years olds on 4chan.

Who are you to judge my way of life?
Masterron2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 11:47
Masterron2
nice
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 12:04
Nic128
HAHA!
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 12:41
Sentry
I've always had an erection while reading your posts, and now I know why.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 12:44
Elsa
"I've gotten so much pussy that I could open a shelter for cats." - epic journalism!!

... and yes, I guess this is the end of all previous meme blogs because "gaming is for pussies"!
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 12:45
wanderingpixel
@caca

This post is longer than all your posts combined. Not trying to be mean, but dude, read the survival guide. Also, it has video game in the title which means it's about video games.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 13:27
mix
By far the best "Cat nip is for pussies" thread of the day!
Xander Markham's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 14:53
Xander Markham
Did you ever star in an Old Spice commercial, by any chance? You seem like the sort of chap who smells like jet fighters and punching.
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 16:12
LawofThermalDynamics
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA so awesome. Also, along with Xandaca, you starred in those old spice commercials didn't you...didn't you.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 16:36
Mr Andy Dixon
Wow, my first comment could not be more full of fail. I really shouldn't comment while stuck in traffic.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 17:43
Occams electric toothbrush
It's hard.

For me to put in words, that is.

So:

Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 22:05
Enkido
I find this blog to be incredibly erotic.
Kinjiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2010 23:29
Kinjiro
troll-ololololololololol

someone's rocking the copypasta from 4chan

but somehow not

*golf clap*
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2010 00:15
CelicaCrazed
Wait, was caca banned?? That realization brought this post's epicness level way over my recommended daily intake of epicness.

I fapped this post but not in a gay way. Clearly this meme is dead because it can no longer be topped.
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