The difference between a good game and a great game can come down to the smallest details. Some of those seemingly “inconsequential” things that games do can be the deciding factor in my purchasing decisions. Here are a few…
Slow Running Speeds – Maybe I’m just impatient, but if it takes a half-hour to get from point A to point B, then there is something wrong.
Inaccurate Aiming Reticules – See that dot? That’s where the bullet is supposed to go. Do it.
Poor Lip Syncing – When I played
The Chronicles of Narnia the game, I thought I was playing the video game adaptation of
Children of the Corn.
No Subtitles – Dear Bungie; WTF is the Arbiter saying!?
Looonnnggg Cut Scenes – Your not Hideo Kojima, get over it.
Annoying Kids Online – The mute button. Gods way of saying STFU!
Interactive Cut Scenes – Wow. I had no idea that Lavess was Kit’s fath- OH SHIT! ‘A’ BUTTON! ‘A’ BUTTON!
Internet Speak – r u going 2 teh prty fri??? I ws ask by jul 2 go LOL!!!:D [Sighs].
Crappy D-Pads – [Stares angrily at Xbox].
‘Rubbber’ Rag Doll Physics – Dead bodies shouldn’t do summersaults.
Not Seeing My Lower Body In First Person – Alright then, let me see if there is any ammo on the floor… HOLY SHIT! Where are my legs!?
QTEs – A, B, X, DAMN! A, B, Y, A, DAMN! A, B, Y, B, X, DAMN! A, B, Y, B, A, A, DAMN! A, B, Y, B, A, X, Y, DAMN!
Drab Color Palette –
Killzone 2’s battlefield makes the city in
Seven look like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.
Microsoft’s Point System – 1200 MP = 19.99. 800 MP = 9.99. 6000 MP = 99.99. Huh?
Motion Control – I only perform repetitive motions with my hand once or twice a day, and it’s not for games.
Long Ending Credit Sequences – What the hell does a video game “ second unit prop handler” do anyway?
Anyway, I'll sum it up with a /agreed.
(though personally I love the ragdoll physics in Warhawk... there's nothing quite like seeing your body fly 30 feet in the air when hit by a TOW missile or see it bouncing down a cliff, or hit someone with the jeep and see their body flop around... it adds to the over-the-top charm of a game where you can drive your jeep off the edge of a cliff, roll a few times and keep driving!)
also FLOPPY BODIES