Every state in the good ol USA has its own flag, bird, and food, so I thought, Why not have state sex moves? The following is a list of all fifty states and their official sex positions. I apologize in advance.
1. Alabama The Helen Keller Gagger
2. Alaska The Alaskan Snow Cone
3. Arizona The Rising Phoenix
4. Arkansas The Hot Spring Cleaner
5. California The Downtown Sushi Roll
6. Colorado The Bush Plow
7. Connecticut The Double Dutch Dumpling
8. Delaware First One In, Last One Out
9. District of Columbia Mr. Smith Cums to Washington
10. Florida The Early Bird Special
11. Georgia Riding Miss Daisy
12. Hawaii The Honolulu Hump
13. Idaho The Baked Potato Masher
14. Illinois The Al Cum Pone
15. Indiana The Indianapolis 6900
16. Iowa The Hawkeye Handler
17. Kansas The Bible Basher
18. Kentucky The Kentucky Fried Clit-en
19. Louisiana The Swamp Surprise
20. Maine The Fish Taco Teabag
21. Maryland The Baltimore Banger
22. Massachusetts The Salem B!@#h Trial
23. Michigan Foaming On The Shore
24. Minnesota The Folk F@$k
25. Mississippi The River Rider
26. Missouri The Miss-Furry
27. Montana The Farm House Hash
28. Nebraska The Desert Dessert
29. Nevada The Show Girl Shag
30. New Hampshire The Sink Worm
31. New Jersey The Jersey Jerk
32. New Mexico The Mexican Mystery Meat
33. New York The New York Strip
34. North Carolina The Northern Wind Wiper
35. North Dakota The Border Pass
36. Ohio The Low-Hi-Low
37. Oklahoma The Indian Cuntry Cross
38. Oregon The Oregon Trailblazer
39. Pennsylvania The Phili Filler
40. Rhode Island The Clam Chowder
41. South Carolina The South Side Slider
42. South Dakota The Downer Towner
43. Tennessee The Ticker Williams
44. Texas The Big Town Ho Down
45. Utah The Utah Unicorn Horn
46. Vermont The Vermin Vacuum
47. Virginia The Vertigo Vendetta
48. Washington The Washington White Out
49. West Virginia The Virgin Vandalism
50. Wisconsin The Window Cleaner
51. Wyoming The Widow Maker
I'll accept. America! Fuck yeah!
Lol.
For a second I thought we got a new state.
Montana's sounds like...oh the horror
State Fossil:
State Mineral:
State Sex Position:
State Rock:
Meh.
Maybe there's some kind of food or substance involved.