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Useless Lists: State Sex Moves (NSFW)

// Submitted @ 2:50 PM on 11.18.2009




Every state in the good ol’ USA has its own flag, bird, and food, so I thought, “Why not have state sex moves?” The following is a list of all fifty states and their official sex positions. I apologize in advance.


1. Alabama – The Helen Keller Gagger

2. Alaska – The Alaskan Snow Cone

3. Arizona – The Rising Phoenix

4. Arkansas – The Hot Spring Cleaner

5. California – The Downtown Sushi Roll

6. Colorado – The Bush Plow

7. Connecticut – The Double Dutch Dumpling

8. Delaware – First One In, Last One Out

9. District of Columbia – Mr. Smith Cums to Washington

10. Florida – The Early Bird Special

11. Georgia – Riding Miss Daisy

12. Hawaii – The Honolulu Hump

13. Idaho – The Baked Potato Masher

14. Illinois – The Al Cum Pone

15. Indiana – The Indianapolis 6900

16. Iowa – The Hawkeye Handler

17. Kansas – The Bible Basher

18. Kentucky – The Kentucky Fried Clit-en

19. Louisiana – The Swamp Surprise

20. Maine – The Fish Taco Teabag

21. Maryland – The Baltimore Banger

22. Massachusetts – The Salem B!@#h Trial

23. Michigan – Foaming On The Shore

24. Minnesota – The Folk F@$k

25. Mississippi – The River Rider

26. Missouri – The Miss-Furry

27. Montana –The Farm House Hash

28. Nebraska – The Desert Dessert

29. Nevada – The Show Girl Shag

30. New Hampshire – The Sink Worm

31. New Jersey – The Jersey Jerk

32. New Mexico – The Mexican Mystery Meat

33. New York – The New York Strip

34. North Carolina –The Northern Wind Wiper

35. North Dakota – The Border Pass

36. Ohio – The Low-Hi-Low

37. Oklahoma – The Indian Cuntry Cross

38. Oregon – The Oregon Trailblazer

39. Pennsylvania – The Phili Filler

40. Rhode Island – The Clam Chowder

41. South Carolina – The South Side Slider

42. South Dakota – The Downer Towner

43. Tennessee – The Ticker Williams

44. Texas – The Big Town Ho’ Down

45. Utah – The Utah Unicorn Horn

46. Vermont – The Vermin Vacuum

47. Virginia – The Vertigo Vendetta

48. Washington – The Washington White Out

49. West Virginia – The Virgin Vandalism

50. Wisconsin – The Window Cleaner

51. Wyoming – The Widow Maker
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