Every state in the good ol’ USA has its own flag, bird, and food, so I thought, “Why not have state sex moves?” The following is a list of all fifty states and their official sex positions. I apologize in advance.
1. Alabama – The Helen Keller Gagger
2. Alaska – The Alaskan Snow Cone
3. Arizona – The Rising Phoenix
4. Arkansas – The Hot Spring Cleaner
5. California – The Downtown Sushi Roll
6. Colorado – The Bush Plow
7. Connecticut – The Double Dutch Dumpling
8. Delaware – First One In, Last One Out
9. District of Columbia – Mr. Smith Cums to Washington
10. Florida – The Early Bird Special
11. Georgia – Riding Miss Daisy
12. Hawaii – The Honolulu Hump
13. Idaho – The Baked Potato Masher
14. Illinois – The Al Cum Pone
15. Indiana – The Indianapolis 6900
16. Iowa – The Hawkeye Handler
17. Kansas – The Bible Basher
18. Kentucky – The Kentucky Fried Clit-en
19. Louisiana – The Swamp Surprise
20. Maine – The Fish Taco Teabag
21. Maryland – The Baltimore Banger
22. Massachusetts – The Salem B!@#h Trial
23. Michigan – Foaming On The Shore
24. Minnesota – The Folk F@$k
25. Mississippi – The River Rider
26. Missouri – The Miss-Furry
27. Montana –The Farm House Hash
28. Nebraska – The Desert Dessert
29. Nevada – The Show Girl Shag
30. New Hampshire – The Sink Worm
31. New Jersey – The Jersey Jerk
32. New Mexico – The Mexican Mystery Meat
33. New York – The New York Strip
34. North Carolina –The Northern Wind Wiper
35. North Dakota – The Border Pass
36. Ohio – The Low-Hi-Low
37. Oklahoma – The Indian Cuntry Cross
38. Oregon – The Oregon Trailblazer
39. Pennsylvania – The Phili Filler
40. Rhode Island – The Clam Chowder
41. South Carolina – The South Side Slider
42. South Dakota – The Downer Towner
43. Tennessee – The Ticker Williams
44. Texas – The Big Town Ho’ Down
45. Utah – The Utah Unicorn Horn
46. Vermont – The Vermin Vacuum
47. Virginia – The Vertigo Vendetta
48. Washington – The Washington White Out
49. West Virginia – The Virgin Vandalism
50. Wisconsin – The Window Cleaner
51. Wyoming – The Widow Maker