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10:08 AM on 09.16.2010

5 Of The Most Annoying Dicks In Gaming

Video games have given us some of the most memorable and influential characters in entertainment: Mario, Link, Pac-Man, and Gordon Freeman to name a few. These characters have become household names as synonymous with every...   read

4:12 PM on 08.07.2010

Free Booze And Beautiful Women (Or Men, If You Would Prefer)

Do you like booze? Do you like beautiful women (or men)? Then you've come to the wrong place. This post has neither booze nor beautiful women (or men). But wait, don't leave! Maybe there's still hope. Just listen to what I...   read

10:37 PM on 07.09.2010

Review: Blacklight: Tango Down

Five years ago when the Xbox 360 first launched, Xbox Live Arcade, while a neat idea, seemed destined to just be a platform for old Arcade and Atari ports. Who would have thought that in only a couple of years, Microsoft's ...   read

5:26 PM on 07.04.2010


Huh... what? Sorry, I'm sort of drifting in and out of consciousness. See, my friend got these totally legal fireworks and we came up with this game where each of us holds a lit fire cracker in his or her hand while in the...   read

10:52 AM on 06.30.2010

Twilight Saga Impressions (NVGR)

God is dead. Watch this. I'm not going to relay the plot of the Twilight Saga to you, partly because I don't care, and partly because it's a plot that can be easily summed up as, "Horny teenage girl has a monster fetish." I...   read

10:23 AM on 06.23.2010

Video Games are for a Woman's Gentiles

What's this shit about video games being for the hardcore? Video games are for geeks and losers who like to jack-off at pictures of fourteen years olds on 4chan. I work out at the gym everyday for six hours, try finding a f...   read

7:53 PM on 05.24.2010

Pixel Perfect Reviews: Red Dead Redemption

You would think that Wild West would be as prevalent a setting for video games as World War II: Lone men riding through the desert, struggling against the pitfalls of nature, wooing women, and of course, saving the day fro...   read

7:22 PM on 04.16.2010

Adventures in Gamecrush

What happens when you and four friends get wasted and have sugar pumped directly into your blood stream; and have a webcam with a computer capable of playing top tier games? You go onto for some cheap laughs ...   read

7:39 AM on 04.07.2010

WP's Guide to Amazing Games: Warpath: Jurassic Park

It has come to my attention that many of you have been suffering from a lack of good video games recently. Luckily for you, I just happen to have a vast knowledge of amazing games Im willing to share. So for those of you ...   read

7:59 AM on 03.24.2010

Useless Lists: 5 Reasons Why I Want To Buy A PS3, But...

I own the original Playstation, Playstation 2 and PSP, but have held out on buying a PS3 for a number of reasons. One of the main reasons I've not yet joined the Sony gangbang is because I didn't own an HDTV. Nullifying on...   read

7:56 AM on 03.23.2010

Nintendo Invents Freddy Vision 2.0

So the 3DS... God I hope that name isnt final. Nintendo is one O away from that other console. Ive got to say, on the list of theories as to what the successor to the DS was going to bring to the table, 3D wasnt in...   read

8:47 PM on 03.19.2010

Destructoid Community Members as Motivational Posters

I love this community, and recently started to think about what I could do to thank them for all of their kindness and general awesomeness. Then it hit me; a while back I did a post of the Destructoid editors as motivati...   read

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