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walnutthewise

Meditations for the Wise

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Need Some XBL Friends

Dear Destructoid Community, I know you are full of awesome people. Since most of my friends who have Xbox either 1. Do not play their Xbox. 2. Have RROD. 3. Run out of XBL subcription. Would you be kind enough to provi...

 


A Measure of Worth

There is hardly a greater fervor than the mad frothing at the mouth fanboys will have if their coveted games get lower than expected review scores. Message boards will be full gnashing teeth and long exposes about the great ...

 



Gaming Guilty Pleasure The Sims 2

I will be the first to admit that I have a gaming guilty pleasure and I would not be surprised if many others of you also share the same symptoms. I bet you there is some hardcore COD4 player who has unlocked all the perks ...

 


Pirana Plant Pumpkin and Invicible Tattoo

This year, my wife and I carved a wicked Pirana Plant Pumpkin. I did the designs and she carved because she is much better at that than I. Also wanted to show off my Mario fanboyism by displaying a tatoo my brother (old Destructoid editor Tristero) and I got. Invincible Stars from Mario, pixelated style! I have the yellow one. All will bow to my hairy arm!

 



Xbox owner does a 360, gets a PS3

**Due to several of the Comments, I should note this is a LONG POST** When in the Course of gaming life it becomes necessary for one gamer to dissolve the loyal bands which have connected them with a certain console and to...

 


Nintendo Halloween Goodness

The time has come for another Halloween, and in only a few short weeks we will all be blessed with a new Mario Game! In honor of the mustachioed italian plumber, my wife and I carved the above Toad pumpkin. Also, I was so invigorated with the mushroom kingdom spirit that I decided to dress up as the big man himself. Enjoy my silliness.

 



Part III: Digital Consciousness

I get in a car accident on a busy highway. My car catches on fire and slowly I burn. The trauma is too much. My lungs cease their slow rhythmic pace and I fade into black. I will have no chance to insert more ...

 


Mass Effect: Revelations Review

Every advanced society in the galaxy relies on the technology of the Protheans, an ancient species that vanished fifty thousand years ago. After discovering a cache of Prothean technology on Mars in 2148, humanity is sprea...

 



About walnutthewiseone of us since 7:05 PM on 07.24.2007

My name is Walnut.

I got promoted to Hero Squad today.
 
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