Today (May 13th) is my birthday.
Join me as I move one step closer to the grave...
When I was a little kid, I once had a Pacman birthday cake, with a buncha cupcake ghosts. I believe I asked for Zelda 2, but didn't get anything. Yeah, that would be a sad story, but I eventually did get Zelda 2, so everything ended well.
I'm going to go waste some money on food... what should I get?
*Chicken strips n' fries
*Carbonated mineral water
I have to maintain secrecy. However, you'll be glad to know that the teaser trailer is now completely outdated.
By the way, roleplayers may be interested to know that the 27th Level Wizard
stopped by my house again last night, and cast a summoning spell. I filmed the whole thing. This is a *REAL* 27th Level Wizard
, no trickery or special effects involved.
What else should I talk about on this mournful day of birth? Perhaps I should go buy a big, blue cigar and walk around half naked? Perhaps I should blithely strut through the city, my skin emblazoned with outmoded 80's catch phrases?