Tucking in my xbox

My 360 is broken.

i called xbox and they told me it was the cables...

this is not the problem,

a quick search on google informs me my soldering is all fucked...

The fix is even stranger then my nes (place cartage just a little out of the system, hold reset press power and press down on the cart) I was simply told to wrap the thing in a towel. this worked... for a while.

I have been tucking my 360 in every time I play... I am calling xbox tomorrow so they will fix this problem for me.

there destructoid I give you one shitty entry...

stop telling me I suck