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Greetings: An Introductory Post
VitaminH | 7:27 AM on 07.07.2009 17 comments


Hi there.

It's been a long time since I've had to write a profile about myself that wasn't for an online dating site so I hope I don't mess this up. I lurked here for quite some time before recently throwing myself into the blogging fray and figured it might be helpful if you knew a little bit about me and my gaming background.



The first video game system I ever owned was an Atari 2600. My brothers and I played the crap out of Pitfall and Berserk on a beat-up television set tucked away in the corner of the living room of the trailer we lived in. Since the TV was a black-and-white model, I did not discover until years later at a friend's house that the console was, in fact, capable of displaying colored shapes. My mind was blown and I am still struggling to this day to gather up all of the pieces.



The second video game system I ever owned was the original Nintendo Entertainment System. I remember my older brother convincing my mom to put a huge black box into our shopping cart at Kmart. He seemed excited; I didn't know what the big deal was. Two hours later, with the contents of the NES Deluxe Set connected to the TV, I understood, even though R.O.B. turned out to be a worthless hunk of plastic.



Years later the family got our first PC which was supposed to be for school and work but quickly got repurposed as the Wolfenstein 3D machine. I don't know how much time I later spent trying to get the speech pack for Wing Commander 2 to install correctly on our massive 40 megabyte hard drive or how we convinced our parents to shell out 100 bucks for an additional meg of RAM, but I do know I was hooked. Though with games like Ultima 7 and Master of Orion, I didn't have much of a choice.



If I had to choose a favorite game, it would be either X-Com or Space Channel 5 Part 2. And for once, I'm not being sarcastic: it really is a tossup between those two. I love strategy games, tactical combat, and blasting aliens with plasma beams but also love singing, dancing, and firing hearts out of ray guns while yelling "chu chu chu!". No developer, unfortunately, has seen fit to combine all of these features into a single game. Yet.



These days, when I'm not busy clutching a cell phone to my face and a flashlight to my chest, I've been spending most of my gaming time trying to get the "Chef" achievement for my Druid in World of Warcraft as well as running in circles and getting shot repeatedly in Quake Live. I've also been obsessively unlocking cards in Duels of the Planeswalkers on the 360 while angrily muttering to myself about the quality of the decks included in the game. And if I had a PC capable of running it, I'd be playing the crap out of Dawn of War 2 because Warhammer 40k is awesome.

And there you have it: a bit about me. I've enjoyed c-blogging so far and hope you folks like whatever random stuff spills out of my head in the future.

In conclusion, I think we should totally go out because OMG UR HOT.



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Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 08:35
Diverse
I'm pretty lonely myself. If you want to chat me up and possibly get to know each other more intimately hit me up on Twitter, @Div3rse.

;)
draycott's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 09:03
draycott
asl?
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 09:29
Andrew Kauz
Do you swing?

Honestly, though, this is a very nice intro post. Well done! Hope to see you making more great blogs and commenting and whatnot.
Samuel Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 09:47
Samuel Dillinger
One of the more entertaining and well written intro posts.

Welcome my friend, enjoy your stay with our community. Because if you don't enjoy it...

we will rape you

*evil smile*
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 09:48
Chris Carter
Welcome!

that's quite a long, well written intro!
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 09:54
CelicaCrazed
Hey, you're not new! But great intro nonetheless.

I imagine I would have loved Space Channel 5 if I could get past the first level. Never could but someday I will gain the rhythm skills to do it.

I'd totally let you drill my ass...but do it in the most hetero way possible.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 10:18
Joanna Mueller
Nice belated intro,

Have you beat me yet on Quake Live? It's a public service I provide to the community to be the worst player we have so everyone can get at least one victory in the FNF.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 10:44
Chocobo Knight
Welcome to D-Toid.

I'm puzzling how a game combing X-Com and Space Channel 5 Part 2 would play. Very different to say the least...

In addition, the only thing hot right now is the Floridian humidity. What I wouldn't give to live in another place with lower humidity. AUGH!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 11:12
Elsa
LOL! Great intro blog!
... and gauging by the last line, it seems you'll fit in just fine here with the rest of the deviants. :)
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 12:13
grafkhun
Space Channel 5 and X-com combined into one game... would be awesome indeed I believe!
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 12:17
Sean Carey
Enjoyed the intro!

I have to take my hat off to all lovers of X-Com, I lost a lot of time to it on the PC!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 12:20
Char Aznable
Damn, I thought you said you were going for the "Chet" achievement. Nice intro, though. I'd welcome you to Dtoid, but it looks like you're already here. So uhh...hey.

I really need to get around to playing X-Com. I've heard amazing things, and I'm a nerd for strategy games.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 13:47
Justice
Nice intro dude, welcome to Destructoid!
VitaminH's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 16:43
VitaminH
@Draycott - 18/F/Someplace where really hot chicks hang out because OMG I'M REALLY HOT

@CelicaCrazed - Yeah, I know, I'm not that new to these parts but decided I should probably say something about myself. Better late than never, right?

@Zodiac Eclipse - That's the public service I was planning on providing! My PC ended its life two weeks ago so no Quake Live for the time being, but when I'm back up and running I'll be happy to let you get a victory in FNF.

@Chocobo Knight - A place with lower humidity? Then I should let you know that NYC is definitely not the place to be either.

@Char Aznable - If you try X-Com, here's a tip no strategy guide will give you: don't name your troops after your friends because the aliens love making your soldiers die horrible deaths and then you will feel bad. I know this from many, many experiences.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 08:36
Char Aznable
Yeah, I have felt the sting of the "name characters after your friends" tactic. My buddy played through a game and my character died within minutes.
draycott's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 08:46
draycott
@Vitaminh

BWAHAHAHAAHAHA!

Kay be my gf?
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