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Answer to the question: "What the F*ck is Starfy?"
vitaminh | 1:28 AM on 07.12.2009 18 comments


A few days ago, Destructoid told me I could "find out what the f*ck Starfy is in New York City."

The first thought that ran through my mind after reading this post was "Starfy? What the f*ck is Starfy?" Knowing that you, my fellow Destructoid readers, must have had the same reaction, I took it upon myself for the good of the community to personally find out what the f*ck Starfy is.



I can confirm that on Saturday afternoon, as promised, the Nintendo World Store did indeed have Starfy-themed face painting as well as Starfy balloons. I would have documented this photographically but, since I was a single, creepy-looking guy armed with a huge camera wandering around a store full of kids, you're just going to have to take my word for it. As well as a photo of this pink Starfy balloon.



After a thorough, painstakingly-detailed, exhaustively-researched investigation of the event, I was finally rewarded with the answer I so desperately sought. "What the f*ck is Starfy?" you ask? I'll tell you what the f*ck Starfy is:



Starfy is my friend.



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Monodi's Destructoid Blog
Hahaha greatly executed. I am glad thisgame is directly targeted to very young children, I was worried Reggie would use it as a distraction to the high demand of japanese gamesLIKEMOTHER3ANDFATALFRAME4COUGHFUCKIGCOUGH. Yep.
MellowBunny's Destructoid Blog
OH FUCK!

I wish I could of went T_______T!

NOOOO.

Well he is too damn cute and I'll be getting the game next week.
The Prodigal Son's Destructoid Blog
Starfy makes cute noises (I suspect he's voiced by a Japanese chick).
randombullseye's Destructoid Blog
Shh, he's a secret nintendo character.

Seven years worth of games and we're getting one.
ThunderHeartXI's Destructoid Blog
Awww. :3
mourning orange's Destructoid Blog
Starfy is a motherfucking legend.

On a side note...have you entertained the thought of putting some work towards member status of [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Y0j1mb0/the-official-destructoid-beard-club-is-now-in-order--79122.phtml/]
The OFFICIAL DESTRUCTOID BEARD CLUB[/url]?

Wouldn't make you any less creepy, sadly.
mourning orange's Destructoid Blog
goddamit bbcode fail.
Cowboy TTop's Destructoid Blog
Starfi is another Nintendo series, that we should have had ages ago, while they were too busy selling us the same old Mario, Zelda etc.

It amazes me how we still miss games like this. Nintendo should dump the previous GBA games onto a DS card and sell it. Fat chance, though.

EIther way, glad to see it on DS, at last.
Jim Sterling's Destructoid Blog
D'AWWWWWWR!

I wanted to review Starfy for Dtoid but I can't find that game for love nor blowjobs.
BulletMagnet's Destructoid Blog
The ending made me lol - well-played, sir. :)
Elsa's Destructoid Blog
LOL! I just bought my 6 year old niece a DS... and apparently Starfy is a "must have" for the DS right now!

... and I still have no idea what a Starfy is... but if he's your friend, then he must be ok! :)
TheToiletDuck's Destructoid Blog
Starfy + vitaminh = BFF!

(Starfy, rule34?)
Wry Guy's Destructoid Blog
I don't even know what to say. Well played.
vitaminh's Destructoid Blog
@Lemon - I'd join, but what you see in the picture is about as much facial hair as I can muster. Is there an Official Destructoid Scruff Club?

@Jim - Next time we hang out, I'll ask my new BFF Starfy if she/he/it can round up a copy for you!

@Elsa - Yes, as my friend, I can totally vouch for him/her/it :-)

@TheToiletDuck - Please tell me you're not connecting this rule 34 and my new BFF Starfy.
manasteel88's Destructoid Blog
this blog had a happy ending
bigRed's Destructoid Blog
I just bought this this afternoon and have now worn out my battery on the ds. Love it. Cuteness overload.
TheToiletDuck's Destructoid Blog
@vitaminh: yep, sure am, i think i might have found an exception to the rule (don't let the government know)
vitaminh's Destructoid Blog
@TheToiletDuck - For the sake of my new BFF, your secret is safe with me.


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