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. Daft Punk - Alive 2007

. The Mars Volta - The Bedlam in Goliath

. DangerDoom - The Mouse and the Mask

. The Inkspots - The Millennium Collection

. Andrew Jackson Jihad - People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World

These are subject to change.







Frank Miller's Robocop
Frank Millar - Steven Grant - Juan Jose Ryp
Avatar Press

The original Robocop was fantastic. It was funny, violent, and it had some things to say about society (though not intelligently). The movie bordered on a thin line of acceptable ridiculousness, and was rather enjoyable cyberpunk flick. Robocop 2 and 3 on the other hand, were awful pieces of shit.

Everyone seems to place the blame on poor old Frank Miller for the dreadful sequels, but he says otherwise. According to him, Hollywood took his screenplay and made drastic changes. Producers of the film claimed that most Miller’s vision was “unfilmable”. Nevertheless, it left a bad taste in his mouth. Miller wasn’t too happy with the way Hollywood worked.

From 2003 to 2006 Avatar Press published nine issues of Frank Miller’s Robocop, now deemed to be the real Robocop sequels by nerds across the globe. The book follows Miller’s original Robocop 2 script, and bit off of Robocop 3 as well. He didn’t write it though. The adaptation was written by Steven Grant, but was looked over by Frank Miller.

With all that said, I don’t know if what Miller had written in his original script was worth all of the drama. The outlining story is practically the same. Detroit is still shitty, OCP still replaces the cops with a private military of criminals, and there is still a “Robocop 2” that Robocop has to battle.

I won’t tell you what differences there are between the movie and comic specifically. What I will say is that they make very little difference towards the end quality. Lewis still has no character, as well as everyone else in the book. Nothing is explored -- a generic and tired formula that begs to be ignored.

Grant does inject a bit of that satire found in the original film, and while it isn’t as good, he still manages to land a few on the bullseye. What is landing one hundred percent is the violence. Some of you could have fun with watching a woman’s burning, melting corpse slam against a wall.

The art was a tad difficult for me to review. While I can’t say it’s necessarily bad, it sure is “busy” (for lack of a better term). Too busy. Many times I’ve had to take a while to figure out what I was looking at. The detail work was somewhat impressive. In a way, it sort of channels that sense of chaos that comes from this universe’s version of Detroit. You can take it either way.

I can’t recommend this to everyone. I can’t even recommend it to most Robocop fans. You gain nothing from reading it. If you’re looking for something violent, or just want to rinse out some of what you saw in Robocop 2 and 3, then this could be for you. Everyone else should just…



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Older reviews:
Shooting War
Coward - Criminal Vol 1.
Frank Miller's Robocop
Fell: Feral City - Vol 1.
Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse - Vol 1.
Batman Death Mask
Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life - Vol. 1

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Halo Graphic Novel
Stephen King's The Dark Tower: Gunslinger Reborn
Preacher Vol. 1
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Where the Fuck Is Electro Lemon?
vexed alex | 12:09 AM on 02.14.2008 36 comments


Where the fuck is he? No Latenightlulz, no witty comments, no matlockery, and no FNF theme song singing. No goodbye post. No anything. Is he hiding? Is he in the forums? Someone explain this to me!

This blog stays live until I find out our token Black guy's whereabouts. No amount of fail pictures will make me budge!



*Hugs lemon's birthday card*

Someone....find him.



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kaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 00:40
kaz
I was wondering the same thing, but since i'm not really in the Dtoid "inner circle", I figured it was just privileged information, sure ain't been as funny around here without him.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 00:44
MrSadistic
Waldo > Carmen > Lemon
Oninusar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 00:47
Oninusar
The ice came, the ice saw, and the ice... it taketh away... :*(
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 00:49
Takeshi
FAIL!

can't even copy paste

taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 00:53
taumpytears
Seriously, where did the little guy go?
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 00:56
brosef
I actually almost made a post like this yesterday. It's not like he made some grand announcement of absence like Nex, whiteboy, dprime, Summa, etc. It's been like 2 weeks, which is a hell of a long time for someone who usually posts 3+ times a day.

It's up to Jesus now...
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 00:57
Y0j1mb0
I heard a rumor he tried to break into Steve Jobs Mansion to complain about his Mac Laptop and the Jobs I-Dogs got a hold of him.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 01:04
Takeshi
I think Lemon is working on a huge epic matlockery lulz blogpost. He'll be back, Dtoid is like crack you know.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 01:11
Darren Nakamura
He's not in the forums, I can tell you that.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 01:13
vexed alex
Oh, I think you know more than that, Takeshi. What are you hiding?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPOKE TO LEMON?!

Choose your words carefully.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 01:16
AngelsDontBurn
This bastard lives in my state. My sister is moving to live in his city. One of these days, I will find him.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 01:17
taumpytears
He adopted an alias?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 01:20
Takeshi
...
....
.....
......








*quickly hides Lemon in the basement*

*erases internet history*

*format c:/*

*jerks off*

*wait what?*
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 01:21
jdub28
@taumpytears
hulk hogan guitar is luls
about lemon
Maybe all of his computers died and he is trapped somwhere without internet

has he been on live
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 01:29
angusm
Seriously where he at.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 01:37
JRisJunior
dunno, on an extended vay-cay?
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 01:38
jdub28
in February?
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 01:58
Macca
Well, it is dark outside, maybe he's hiding.

But, he was sending his macbook in for repairs, maybe that's why?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 02:21
vexed alex
I just can't believe he can't find access to a computer somewhere. That's crazy talk.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 02:24
Takeshi
-Takeshi-

for all your Macbook problems

also has basement
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 03:20
Justice
I miss the late night lulz
:(
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 04:13
kawitchate
he said he was going to take a month and figure out who Dr. Boa is. didn't know he was serious...
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 04:18
vexed alex
"S'cuse me. I'm going to go do some Black people stuff."
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 06:23
Tubatic
Guys, I'm black.

I'll see what I can do.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 06:57
BluDesign
He's had this issue before, though it may be unrelated...

His parents occasionally restrict his access to dtoid and won't let him on. They're kooky like that.

Have no fear, Spring Break will be upon him in a month, and maybe they'll relent before then.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 07:47
Snaileb
He just wished me a happy valentines day. Is that ghey?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 08:20
Takeshi
Nah Snaileb, it's sexy!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 08:21
blehman
He just got married. What, you didn't see?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 08:30
Takeshi
Awesome! blehman wins!
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 09:04
MissHinasaki
I saw him in the IRC less than a week ago...

We must find our Lemons!
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 10:53
DaedHead8
I've been wondering the same thing

@blehman

Mystery solved! lol
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2008 13:53
Samit Sarkar
LOL @ blehman

@dvddesign: Well, that makes sense, unfortunately. Here’s hoping that he’ll come back soon!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 00:49
Velt
He is on the dark side of the moon...
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