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. Daft Punk - Alive 2007

. The Mars Volta - The Bedlam in Goliath

. DangerDoom - The Mouse and the Mask

. The Inkspots - The Millennium Collection

. Andrew Jackson Jihad - People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World

These are subject to change.







Frank Miller's Robocop
Frank Millar - Steven Grant - Juan Jose Ryp
Avatar Press

The original Robocop was fantastic. It was funny, violent, and it had some things to say about society (though not intelligently). The movie bordered on a thin line of acceptable ridiculousness, and was rather enjoyable cyberpunk flick. Robocop 2 and 3 on the other hand, were awful pieces of shit.

Everyone seems to place the blame on poor old Frank Miller for the dreadful sequels, but he says otherwise. According to him, Hollywood took his screenplay and made drastic changes. Producers of the film claimed that most Miller’s vision was “unfilmable”. Nevertheless, it left a bad taste in his mouth. Miller wasn’t too happy with the way Hollywood worked.

From 2003 to 2006 Avatar Press published nine issues of Frank Miller’s Robocop, now deemed to be the real Robocop sequels by nerds across the globe. The book follows Miller’s original Robocop 2 script, and bit off of Robocop 3 as well. He didn’t write it though. The adaptation was written by Steven Grant, but was looked over by Frank Miller.

With all that said, I don’t know if what Miller had written in his original script was worth all of the drama. The outlining story is practically the same. Detroit is still shitty, OCP still replaces the cops with a private military of criminals, and there is still a “Robocop 2” that Robocop has to battle.

I won’t tell you what differences there are between the movie and comic specifically. What I will say is that they make very little difference towards the end quality. Lewis still has no character, as well as everyone else in the book. Nothing is explored -- a generic and tired formula that begs to be ignored.

Grant does inject a bit of that satire found in the original film, and while it isn’t as good, he still manages to land a few on the bullseye. What is landing one hundred percent is the violence. Some of you could have fun with watching a woman’s burning, melting corpse slam against a wall.

The art was a tad difficult for me to review. While I can’t say it’s necessarily bad, it sure is “busy” (for lack of a better term). Too busy. Many times I’ve had to take a while to figure out what I was looking at. The detail work was somewhat impressive. In a way, it sort of channels that sense of chaos that comes from this universe’s version of Detroit. You can take it either way.

I can’t recommend this to everyone. I can’t even recommend it to most Robocop fans. You gain nothing from reading it. If you’re looking for something violent, or just want to rinse out some of what you saw in Robocop 2 and 3, then this could be for you. Everyone else should just…



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Older reviews:
Shooting War
Coward - Criminal Vol 1.
Frank Miller's Robocop
Fell: Feral City - Vol 1.
Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse - Vol 1.
Batman Death Mask
Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life - Vol. 1

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Halo Graphic Novel
Stephen King's The Dark Tower: Gunslinger Reborn
Preacher Vol. 1
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Puppy Found in Halo 3
vexed alex | 4:09 AM on 01.18.2009 31 comments




I don't care if you hate Halo or not -- if your jaw doesn't drop and the sound "awwww" doesn't come from your mouth then you're a horrible, horrible person. That is the single most adorable thing I've seen all fucking year. I want to snuggle with it all night. It'll help ease the pain of my recently lost dog, Louie, and the fact that I'm unemployed.

I'm tired, mildly drunk, my fingers hurt from touching a hot grill (I was tonight's taco making chef), and this is the perfect image to fall asleep to. See you guys later when I'm more coherent!

P.S. - Kittens will never be as cute as puppies. I'm sorry, but these are cold hard facts.

P.P.S. - Aerox rolled his eyes at me via a text message and now I feel one hundred times worse.

I swear to God I'll make it to the next party. Just stop eye rolling. It reminds me of the stare my father would give me when I did something wrong. It was worse than a beating...

P.P.P.S. - PARTY PARTY JOIN US JOIN US PARTY PARTY JOIN US JOIN US!!! SHAKE THE DAY AWAAAY!!!



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vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 04:29
vexed alex
Confession time:

I never wrote my own blogs. He did. And now that he's gone I'll be lost.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 04:50
nebones
In Halo....3?
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 04:55
mistic
awesome vid :-)

"look at his little nose..." should be the new dtoid meme :-)
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 04:56
vexed alex
HEY, NEBONES

I LIKE THE THINGS YOU DOOOO

HEY, NEBONES

IF I COULD I WOULD BE YOOOUUU

YOU'RE THE ONE AND ONLY TIGER

WITH THE ONE AND ONLY TASTE

KNOW HOW TO TAKE A BREAKFAST AND MATE IT...GREEEAT

FROSTED FLAKES...

...ARE MORE THAN THAN GOOD --THEY'RE GREAT!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 05:34
atheistium
PUPPY :D

i enjoyed this blog :3
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 05:46
The Incredible Edible Egg
yup, its a puppy
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 06:58
Jamie McGinn
I give this blog 10 puppies out of 10.
Freefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 07:06
Freefall
Is that a puppy?....in halo?....3?

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 09:34
ZServ
i give it 8/10 puppies.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 09:38
RonBurgandy2010
Sorry for your loss Alex.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 10:27
welkstar
d'awwwwww~
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 11:18
CrocBox
A PUPPY IN HALO 3!
A PUPPY IN HALO 3?!
A puppy in Halo 3...

I feel the need to make some sort of horrible "lol tacos because hes mexican" joke but I got nothin.

PS: Dialog provided by Hideo Kojima lol
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 11:42
SilverDragon1979
Look at that ... puppies bring everyone together!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 12:03
Brian Szabelski
A puppy can bloom on the battlefield.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 12:12
RonBurgandy2010
Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.
Too many puppies are trained not to bark.
At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that
We may maintain our oil fields.
Too many puppies
Too many puppies are taught to heal.
Too many puppies are trained to kill.
On the command of men wearing money belts that buy
Mistresses sleek animal pelts.
Too many puppies.

Too many puppies with guns in their hands.
Too many puppies in foreign lands.
Are dressed up sharp in suits of green and
Placed upon the war machine.
Too many puppies are just like me.
Too many puppies are afraid to see.
The visions of the past brought to life again,
Too many puppies, too many dead men.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 12:45
Qraze
that was great.
Charlietime's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 12:59
Charlietime
if i owned skates i would lol on them.
also,
Kittens in gears of war?
squirells in half life?
hamsters in quake?
Rampancy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 13:52
Rampancy
Fucking puppies, being cuter than anything...ever...
Cough's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 14:29
Cough
I'm a horrible person then.

Screw dogs.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 15:23
king3vbo
Fuck dogs. I'm an old cat lady
EternalPersona's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 15:27
EternalPersona
Awwww....Look at his big ol' eyes.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 16:02
JRisJunior
IZAPUPPY
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 16:13
BlindsideDork
It is Machinima...FAIL! Then Hot-Topic/goth Smashing Pumpkins? FAIL again!
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 16:21
grafkhun
puppies indeed...
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 16:54
Clockwork
PUPPY.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 17:45
vexed alex
Blindsideddork needs to stop being a negative Nancy/hater ass trick.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 17:46
vexed alex
Me misspelling your name is my way of disrespect. You can go ahead and cry now.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 18:53
Kyousuke Nanbu
I think kittens and puppies are equally as cute, SO THERE.

Sorry to hear about your dog, I lost 4 cats between november and december and its was damn rough.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2009 21:43
Scrixx
In Halo.... 3?

I laughed, and I found it strange. I must be a horrible person.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 22:25
RAB
I love it.
Raider66's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 23:31
Raider66
Hey, I'm actually the creator of this video... Im glad you liked it. Puppies will always dominate kittens, its science. Anyways thanks for checking out my video lol
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