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I'm A Zombie! I Return From the Dead!
vexed alex | 1:09 AM on 03.28.2009 25 comments


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There have been some blogs floating around about the death of a certain Mexican Destructoid community member. Me.

I have gotten a handful of messages throughout the day asking if what these blogs said were true. The answer (and I can't believe I have to say this) is no. I am not dead. I will tell you what lead to this meme though. That way this doesn't turn into one of those annoying inside jokes.

It all started with a skype party. I thought it would be good times to sit around on a virtual couch with a few Destructoid members and have some casual chat. And what better way to socialize than by introducing a bit of booze into the mix? I soon realized that the only alcoholic worth drinking around my was tequila. There were 2 bottles. A bottle of 1800 and a bottle of Jose Cuervo.

By the time I was buzzing it, I decided I wanted to turn it up a notch. I wanted to be drunk. Why not, right?

What I didn't remember during last night's shenanigans is that alcohol isn't "instant action". It takes about an hour for alcohol to fully enter your bloodstream. I took over 10 shots of tequila nearly one after the other. By the time I was drunk I didn't want to lose it. It's stupid. I actually thought that I was sobering up when I was only getting drunker. This eventually leads to me blacking out. I went from mildly drunk to fucked up in a very, very short time. It was ridiculous.

So what had happened during me going out was that I vomited. I puked and I think I fell on something because part of my back and head hurt. The amazing part of all this is that I actually puked in my fucking trash can and I managed to crawl into bed and pull the blankets over me. I guess I'm just that rad.

All of this happened while I was still connected to Skype. The reason why everyone was saying I died is because after all the puking I went into complete silence. Subsequently, the meme was born.

So all of this happened because I'm an idiot. Relax though. I live. No need to be upset at the people posting those blogs. It was all in good fun, and I actually got a call from Tactix to see if I was OK.

My punishment for my stupidity was that I was sick all day. I can still taste the tequila. You can be sure that I'll never drink like that again...I hope.



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Detry's Destructoid Blog
i r zombee i eated ur brainz


seigfreid's Destructoid Blog
You know what your last words were before you blacked out? OHHHHHHH SHITTT!!!!
bunnyrabbit2's Destructoid Blog
Protip: Fakexicans can't do tequila like real mexicans. You should remember that.

Nice to hear you didn't die
FalconReaper's Destructoid Blog
Wait, you died? When was this.
Krow's Destructoid Blog
@Seigfried

Wrong. It was more of a, "Wuhoh shit!", that slowly faded as he fell away from the mic.
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
HE'S BLOGGING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!

...actually, Jesus, that's kinda sad. The afterlife must be boring as shit.
seigfreid's Destructoid Blog
@Bwark-Kupo

Whatever it was. It was funny as hell.
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
I've only drank enough to taste it long into the next day once. Boy will i never do that again, it's fucking gross. But my favorite hangover helper is a breakfast burrito from sonic.
RAB's Destructoid Blog
glad to hear you're not dead.
The Young Scot's Destructoid Blog
Well now that I know you're alive, I have no interest in you sexually.
eskimo bob's Destructoid Blog
wow, I just heard about this yesterday out of the blue on a cblog and thought it was true. I found it especially sad as I've seen you post here on Dtoid several times before. anyways, I just wanted to say I'm glad you're still alive. you made us all a little relieved. ;]
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
Damn, I thought your were dead........I guess I'll have to put the poison in the other tequila next time.
de BLOO's Destructoid Blog
Wow great attempt to save face, Fakexican.

I joke. :]

Glad to see it was a misunderstanding. You're a pretty cool guy.

But shii-tay meme is shii-tay.

I don't joke. :|
Shin Oni's Destructoid Blog
Not all that surprised. I figured it had to be a early April fools joke. Especially after the fact there was no quick post on it on the front page...

after that first comment I made, I just figured it wasn't adding up. Especially seeing cblogs weren't clogged with your death later in the day. Oh well I guess.
Tactix's Destructoid Blog
<3 you Zombie_Alex!
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
You'll always be dead to me. :)
Fusiontr's Destructoid Blog
RIP Vexed Alex's dignity
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
At least this meme has an epic origin story. Also, now you know why I don't ever drink Tequila anymore. It never ends well....
Necros's Destructoid Blog
You mean, you'll never drink like that again until you get to PAX.
FuriousGeorge's Destructoid Blog
next time.... go out and drive.....
Chocobo Knight's Destructoid Blog
When does drinking heavily /ever/ lead to anything good? :P
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
You'll drink like that again tonight, at Kyle & Donna's, right? Also, glad to hear you're a zombie now, because I just bought a shotgun...
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
don't stop drinking
drink more
Loogibot's Destructoid Blog
Don't worry. As Shaun of the Dead proved (scientifically of course), you can still play videogames as a zombie.

@Chocobo Knight, random anonymous intercourse.
Artemus's Destructoid Blog
Tequila is demon juice, man!
I try to stay far away from it, only on occassion in a Rita will I drink the liquid hell.
You a Mexican or a Mexican't?!


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The original Robocop was fantastic. It was funny, violent, and it had some things to say about society (though not intelligently). The movie bordered on a thin line of acceptable ridiculousness, and was rather enjoyable cyberpunk flick. Robocop 2 and 3 on the other hand, were awful pieces of shit.

Everyone seems to place the blame on poor old Frank Miller for the dreadful sequels, but he says otherwise. According to him, Hollywood took his screenplay and made drastic changes. Producers of the film claimed that most Miller’s vision was “unfilmable”. Nevertheless, it left a bad taste in his mouth. Miller wasn’t too happy with the way Hollywood worked.

From 2003 to 2006 Avatar Press published nine issues of Frank Miller’s Robocop, now deemed to be the real Robocop sequels by nerds across the globe. The book follows Miller’s original Robocop 2 script, and bit off of Robocop 3 as well. He didn’t write it though. The adaptation was written by Steven Grant, but was looked over by Frank Miller.

With all that said, I don’t know if what Miller had written in his original script was worth all of the drama. The outlining story is practically the same. Detroit is still shitty, OCP still replaces the cops with a private military of criminals, and there is still a “Robocop 2” that Robocop has to battle.

I won’t tell you what differences there are between the movie and comic specifically. What I will say is that they make very little difference towards the end quality. Lewis still has no character, as well as everyone else in the book. Nothing is explored -- a generic and tired formula that begs to be ignored.

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The art was a tad difficult for me to review. While I can’t say it’s necessarily bad, it sure is “busy” (for lack of a better term). Too busy. Many times I’ve had to take a while to figure out what I was looking at. The detail work was somewhat impressive. In a way, it sort of channels that sense of chaos that comes from this universe’s version of Detroit. You can take it either way.

I can’t recommend this to everyone. I can’t even recommend it to most Robocop fans. You gain nothing from reading it. If you’re looking for something violent, or just want to rinse out some of what you saw in Robocop 2 and 3, then this could be for you. Everyone else should just…



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