There have been some blogs floating around about the death of a certain Mexican Destructoid community member. Me.
I have gotten a handful of messages throughout the day asking if what these blogs said were true. The answer (and I can't believe I have to say this) is no. I am not dead. I will tell you what lead to this meme though. That way this doesn't turn into one of those annoying inside jokes.
It all started with a skype party. I thought it would be good times to sit around on a virtual couch with a few Destructoid members and have some casual chat. And what better way to socialize than by introducing a bit of booze into the mix? I soon realized that the only alcoholic worth drinking around my was tequila. There were 2 bottles. A bottle of 1800 and a bottle of Jose Cuervo.
By the time I was buzzing it, I decided I wanted to turn it up a notch. I wanted to be drunk. Why not, right?
What I didn't remember during last night's shenanigans is that alcohol isn't "instant action". It takes about an hour for alcohol to fully enter your bloodstream. I took over 10 shots of tequila nearly one after the other. By the time I was drunk I didn't want to lose it. It's stupid. I actually thought that I was sobering up when I was only getting drunker. This eventually leads to me blacking out. I went from mildly drunk to fucked up in a very, very short time. It was ridiculous.
So what had happened during me going out was that I vomited. I puked and I think I fell on something because part of my back and head hurt. The amazing part of all this is that I actually puked in my fucking trash can and I managed to crawl into bed and pull the blankets over me. I guess I'm just
that rad.
All of this happened while I was still connected to Skype. The reason why everyone was saying I died is because after all the puking I went into complete silence. Subsequently, the meme was born.
So all of this happened because I'm an idiot. Relax though. I live. No need to be upset at the people posting those blogs. It was all in good fun, and I actually got a call from Tactix to see if I was OK.
My punishment for my stupidity was that I was sick all day. I can still taste the tequila. You can be sure that I'll never drink like that again...I hope.
i r zombee i eated ur brainz
You know what your last words were before you blacked out? OHHHHHHH SHITTT!!!!
Protip: Fakexicans can't do tequila like real mexicans. You should remember that.
Nice to hear you didn't die
Wait, you died? When was this.
@Seigfried
Wrong. It was more of a, "Wuhoh shit!", that slowly faded as he fell away from the mic.
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
HE'S BLOGGING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!
...actually, Jesus, that's kinda sad. The afterlife must be boring as shit.
@Bwark-Kupo
Whatever it was. It was funny as hell.
I've only drank enough to taste it long into the next day once. Boy will i never do that again, it's fucking gross. But my favorite hangover helper is a breakfast burrito from sonic.
glad to hear you're not dead.
Well now that I know you're alive, I have no interest in you sexually.
wow, I just heard about this yesterday out of the blue on a cblog and thought it was true. I found it especially sad as I've seen you post here on Dtoid several times before. anyways, I just wanted to say I'm glad you're still alive. you made us all a little relieved. ;]
Damn, I thought your were dead........I guess I'll have to put the poison in the other tequila next time.
Wow great attempt to save face, Fakexican.
I joke. :]
Glad to see it was a misunderstanding. You're a pretty cool guy.
But shii-tay meme is shii-tay.
I don't joke. :|
Not all that surprised. I figured it had to be a early April fools joke. Especially after the fact there was no quick post on it on the front page...
after that first comment I made, I just figured it wasn't adding up. Especially seeing cblogs weren't clogged with your death later in the day. Oh well I guess.
<3 you Zombie_Alex!
You'll always be dead to me. :)
RIP Vexed Alex's dignity
At least this meme has an epic origin story. Also, now you know why I don't ever drink Tequila anymore. It never ends well....
You mean, you'll never drink like that again until you get to PAX.
next time.... go out and drive.....
When does drinking heavily /ever/ lead to anything good? :P
You'll drink like that again tonight, at Kyle & Donna's, right? Also, glad to hear you're a zombie now, because I just bought a shotgun...
don't stop drinking
drink more
Don't worry. As Shaun of the Dead proved (scientifically of course), you can still play videogames as a zombie.
@Chocobo Knight, random anonymous intercourse.
Tequila is demon juice, man!
I try to stay far away from it, only on occassion in a Rita will I drink the liquid hell.
You a Mexican or a Mexican't?!