America seems to think a naked baby is something disturbing and disgusting. I guess I have to follow its sad, pathetic, religiously influenced rules. I wouldn’t want to be charged with child pornography with a picture of myself innocently naked in a crib. A picture my own mother took because she thought it was cute and a good memory to have. So from now on I can’t post that picture, even if it was an awesome and silly tension breaker. I really want to, but I don’t want to get Detructoid in trouble. I love this site too much to risk it being shut down. However, if you’d like to see me fully naked now, please go ahead and direct yourself here.
I’d like to thank everyone who thought it was funny. Seriously, please breed. Please have kids and teach them your ways, because American society is absolutely ridiculous right now. To think that people killing each other is far more acceptable to view on television than two people making love. It’s absolutely outrageous, and to the sad, pathetic, fucker who flagged my picture as “offensive” on photobucket, eat a cock. Eat a cock and let the sperm choke you to death.
Now, with that out of the way, it’s time to Halo!
Tonight’s festivities will begin at around 10 PM EST and 7 PM PST. Look for my gamer-tag to show up online around that time. I have to ask that if you have any non Destructoid friends, please try not to bring them. This is a community thing. We can’t have the room filled with random people. Last week for the small amount of time I was on there were about 6. I can’t have that. The party will be invite only, so joining will require an invite. If I forget to invite you, please send me a message with the text “FNF” and I’ll quickly send you an invite. This goes for newbies and veterans, but I’ll most likely catch the people I know coming online.
As for what we’ll be playing? A fuck-ton of stuff, and that’s all you need to know. I don’t have any type of organization when it comes to what we play, so that’s that. I’m an improviser, but like all the greats, many times I fail. Or as that all the losers that fail a lot?
If you have any questions, please PM me or send me an IM on g-talk (alexandorator@gmail.com). My IM window is always open so I can’t miss you when you ring me. For those new to FNF there’s an awesome c-blog post that will appear or is probably already up. Just click on this here link. For those across the pond, you’re on the wrong blog, but you’re welcome to join anyway! Go check out Wardrox’s blog for your Euro needs. Same thing goes for you PS3 owners. Head on over to Jimbo’s blog for the deets on your Blu-Ray player that sometimes, kind of plays games (I kid.).
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. Andrew Jackson Jihad - People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World (Folk punk)
. Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang (Rap)
. Spoonboy - I Love You, This Is A Robbery (Folk punk)
. Big D and the Kids Table - How It Goes (Ska)
. Rage Against the Machine - Rage Against the Machine (Alternative)
(# 0) on 04/11/2008 16:21
(# 1) on 04/11/2008 16:22
(# 2) on 04/11/2008 16:23
Be on the look out, I want to get my FNF on.
(# 3) on 04/11/2008 16:25
(# 4) on 04/11/2008 16:32
(# 5) on 04/11/2008 16:38
(Joke)
Also, We need some Pizzaface so we can play on some of his awesome map variants
(Joke)
(# 6) on 04/11/2008 16:41
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(# 8) on 04/11/2008 17:04
(# 9) on 04/11/2008 17:07
Yeah. Last week was a total failure. Hardware and just people showing up.
(# 10) on 04/11/2008 17:13
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(# 14) on 04/11/2008 17:43
(# 15) on 04/11/2008 18:16
(# 16) on 04/11/2008 18:22
Halo.
w00t!
(# 17) on 04/12/2008 00:30
(# 18) on 04/14/2008 15:51