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	Halo 3 Friday Night Fights: Substitute Teacher Day!
	by vexed alex on 04.18.2008 16 comments

As my title may have hinted, I'll be missing out on tonight's frag-fest, but fear not! I have a substitute to host in my place and take care of you kids for the night. By the way, this substitute? He's of the "slightly retarded" variety. He may be easy to sway than me, and that's saying something. I wouldn't even call myself a host, really. I'm more like an organizer. I set it up and with your help, I make the night as pleasant an awesome as possible.

You might be asking yourself, "where is Mr. Carrillo going?" To be honest, I'm heading off to do blow with various hookers of many different ethnicities. I'm a Skittles man. I taste the rainbow. Tonight I'll be doing that, and probably walking on the rainbow, too. We'll just see how the night goes.

No, in reality I'm staying over someone's house so we can go to Six Flags Magic Mountain really early.

Now, although I'm still leaving, I will be the one organizing this whole thing through the power of the sea blawgs. My rules still follow (WUT?), and those rules are simply. THERE ARE NONE!

ANARCHY!

No, I'm leaving it up to 007 (GT: Salman707). He's my sub. Send him PMs if you have any questions. As always the shit is going down from 9 to 10 PM EST/6 to 7 PM PST. Just add that fag-face's gamertag. Newbies are always welcome, but yeah. I'd like to know how things went so some PMs and comments in this blog would be nice after you've finished playing, guys.

I'll see ya' next week!

<3

New Maps information:

All new maps will be played later in the night. Don't worry if you don't have them. Just jump in and play. I repeat; The Legendary Map Pack is only going to be played in the after hours. If you can see porn on HBO during the time you're playing, then you're probably going to start playing those new maps.

P.S.
Heretic, I hope to see you there cheering on your boyfriend as he gets his host on. Be there to comfort him. Try whispering sweet nothings in his ear in the form of voice messages. Chicks dig that kind of stuff.

P.P.S.
Both Salman and Heretic are male.

There are 16 comments about this post:

007 says:
(# 0) on 04/18/2008 17:09

awwww yeah, who's up for some... STARWARS BATTLEFRONT II?!?!

007 says:
(# 1) on 04/18/2008 17:16

holy shit, you were right... I really am abnormally random.

Also, the room will be a NO BITCH ZONE! That title may be misleading. You're allowed to /bitch/ bitch (Yeah, I'm really lenient), but anyone BEING a bitch will be warned the first time, and booted out after about 7 or 8 warnings. or 9...

Yeah, I know I'm too nice. And yes, you MAY suck my gigantic penis.

Heretic says:
(# 2) on 04/18/2008 17:19

.............

icarus says:
(# 3) on 04/18/2008 17:25

I still haven't bought the new map pack. Are we going to play the older maps first, then the new ones later on, like we did before?

Neonie says:
(# 4) on 04/18/2008 17:31

Last FNF the room was full of people who either A. Weren't from Dtoid or B. If they were from Dtoid I've never heard of them before.

king3vbo says:
(# 5) on 04/18/2008 17:40

FACEPALMED!!!

razerangel says:
(# 6) on 04/18/2008 17:48

Damn you americans and your behindness!

Gynecologist Cobra says:
(# 7) on 04/18/2008 18:12

I'll probably be there.

vexed alex says:
(# 8) on 04/18/2008 18:36

Neonie: Eh, no. They were from Dtoid. They were just new. Don't be a douche.

Redzie says:
(# 9) on 04/18/2008 18:37

lol. I dont want any more drama like last friday and im going out with some friends tonight.

vexed alex says:
(# 10) on 04/18/2008 18:44

And what do you mean the room was filled with new people? It was me, Goldendonut, Salman, Heretic, Uberslug, and a few other regulars that were there. We just happened to have a few new people.

I'm sorry you thought FNF was exclusive to "regulars," but it isn't. I make it very clear in my posts that as long as you're from Destructoid, you're free to join. Hounestly, Neonie. Quit being a jerk.

New Maps information:

All new maps will be played later in the night. So if you don't have the new maps, feel free and join. Salman knows the rules.

Elitechief27 says:
(# 11) on 04/18/2008 19:08

I think I'm actually gonna play some halo tonight.

icarus says:
(# 12) on 04/18/2008 19:14

@alex

Awesome, I should be on tonight then.

Kryptinite says:
(# 13) on 04/18/2008 19:22

Kryptinite will be there.

doing it....doing it wild

DaedHead8 says:
(# 14) on 04/18/2008 20:26

@007

I sent you a friend request on Xbox

pizzaface says:
(# 15) on 04/18/2008 23:10

MY 360 RED RINGED AGAIN AND THE TOWELS DIDN'T BRING HER BACK TO LIFE ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;

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Alex Carrillo
Age: 18
Location: Southern California
Ethnicity: Latin/Hispanic (I'm Mexican)
Religion: None
Favorite child actor: You're such a pedo, list.
Weakness: New shoe smell and vagina.
Pet peeve: When people call doorknob.
Hero: Adam Carolla and Aaron McGruder
Worst memory: Leaving Vegas. No bathrooms anywhere and I needed to take a shit. Bad. It hurt.
Currently playing: Max Payne

G-mail/G-talk - Alexandorator@gmail.com

. Andrew Jackson Jihad - People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World (Folk punk)

. Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang (Rap)

. Spoonboy - I Love You, This Is A Robbery (Folk punk)

. Big D and the Kids Table - How It Goes (Ska)

. Rage Against the Machine - Rage Against the Machine (Alternative)

These are subject to change.

I CAN HAZ? - Rockstar Classics

I CAN HAZ? - Moar Free Games Edition

Halo 3 Friday Night Fights

Check with me for your Halo 3 Friday Night Fights needs. If you'd like to partake, just send me a message saying "FNF" on XBOX Live and I'll send you a friend request or an invite. If you'd like to suggest some maps and/or gametypes, please PM me here or send me an e-mail.

Also, please download the current free Halo 3 maps. They are now required for Friday Night Fights as you no longer have to pay for them. The next batch of maps will be played later in the night due to those costing money. I have to spread the fun around. If you have anymore questions feel free to hit me up on g-talk (Alexandorator@gmail.com).

Make sure to read my Friday posts. Recaps from las week's games will be posted on there. That way you can see what kind of nonsense we get into on Fridays. It's good for you newbies.

Having trouble deciding whether the Legendary Map Pack is worth the $10? Check out my blog post to see if they're right for you.

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