As my title may have hinted, I'll be missing out on tonight's frag-fest, but fear not! I have a substitute to host in my place and take care of you kids for the night. By the way, this substitute? He's of the "slightly retarded" variety. He may be easy to sway than me, and that's saying something. I wouldn't even call myself a host, really. I'm more like an organizer. I set it up and with your help, I make the night as pleasant an awesome as possible.

You might be asking yourself, "where is Mr. Carrillo going?" To be honest, I'm heading off to do blow with various hookers of many different ethnicities. I'm a Skittles man. I taste the rainbow. Tonight I'll be doing that, and probably walking on the rainbow, too. We'll just see how the night goes.

No, in reality I'm staying over someone's house so we can go to Six Flags Magic Mountain really early.

Now, although I'm still leaving, I will be the one organizing this whole thing through the power of the sea blawgs. My rules still follow (WUT?), and those rules are simply. THERE ARE NONE!

ANARCHY!

No, I'm leaving it up to 007 (GT: Salman707). He's my sub. Send him PMs if you have any questions. As always the shit is going down from 9 to 10 PM EST/6 to 7 PM PST. Just add that fag-face's gamertag. Newbies are always welcome, but yeah. I'd like to know how things went so some PMs and comments in this blog would be nice after you've finished playing, guys.

I'll see ya' next week!

<3

New Maps information:

All new maps will be played later in the night. Don't worry if you don't have them. Just jump in and play. I repeat; The Legendary Map Pack is only going to be played in the after hours. If you can see porn on HBO during the time you're playing, then you're probably going to start playing those new maps.

P.S.
Heretic, I hope to see you there cheering on your boyfriend as he gets his host on. Be there to comfort him. Try whispering sweet nothings in his ear in the form of voice messages. Chicks dig that kind of stuff.

P.P.S.
Both Salman and Heretic are male.