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. Daft Punk - Alive 2007

. The Mars Volta - The Bedlam in Goliath

. DangerDoom - The Mouse and the Mask

. The Inkspots - The Millennium Collection

. Andrew Jackson Jihad - People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World

These are subject to change.







Frank Miller's Robocop
Frank Millar - Steven Grant - Juan Jose Ryp
Avatar Press

The original Robocop was fantastic. It was funny, violent, and it had some things to say about society (though not intelligently). The movie bordered on a thin line of acceptable ridiculousness, and was rather enjoyable cyberpunk flick. Robocop 2 and 3 on the other hand, were awful pieces of shit.

Everyone seems to place the blame on poor old Frank Miller for the dreadful sequels, but he says otherwise. According to him, Hollywood took his screenplay and made drastic changes. Producers of the film claimed that most Miller’s vision was “unfilmable”. Nevertheless, it left a bad taste in his mouth. Miller wasn’t too happy with the way Hollywood worked.

From 2003 to 2006 Avatar Press published nine issues of Frank Miller’s Robocop, now deemed to be the real Robocop sequels by nerds across the globe. The book follows Miller’s original Robocop 2 script, and bit off of Robocop 3 as well. He didn’t write it though. The adaptation was written by Steven Grant, but was looked over by Frank Miller.

With all that said, I don’t know if what Miller had written in his original script was worth all of the drama. The outlining story is practically the same. Detroit is still shitty, OCP still replaces the cops with a private military of criminals, and there is still a “Robocop 2” that Robocop has to battle.

I won’t tell you what differences there are between the movie and comic specifically. What I will say is that they make very little difference towards the end quality. Lewis still has no character, as well as everyone else in the book. Nothing is explored -- a generic and tired formula that begs to be ignored.

Grant does inject a bit of that satire found in the original film, and while it isn’t as good, he still manages to land a few on the bullseye. What is landing one hundred percent is the violence. Some of you could have fun with watching a woman’s burning, melting corpse slam against a wall.

The art was a tad difficult for me to review. While I can’t say it’s necessarily bad, it sure is “busy” (for lack of a better term). Too busy. Many times I’ve had to take a while to figure out what I was looking at. The detail work was somewhat impressive. In a way, it sort of channels that sense of chaos that comes from this universe’s version of Detroit. You can take it either way.

I can’t recommend this to everyone. I can’t even recommend it to most Robocop fans. You gain nothing from reading it. If you’re looking for something violent, or just want to rinse out some of what you saw in Robocop 2 and 3, then this could be for you. Everyone else should just…



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Older reviews:
Shooting War
Coward - Criminal Vol 1.
Frank Miller's Robocop
Fell: Feral City - Vol 1.
Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse - Vol 1.
Batman Death Mask
Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life - Vol. 1

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Halo Graphic Novel
Stephen King's The Dark Tower: Gunslinger Reborn
Preacher Vol. 1
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Halo 3 FNF Contest Winner!
vexed alex | 4:52 PM on 06.07.2008 21 comments




So yesterday was my return and I couldn't believe how big of a failure it turned out to be. I can't tell if I'm loosing interest in the game or if it's just the fact that the amount of people who show up aren't even worth hosting. Halo is a really social game and I don't see much of that. I mean, don't get me wrong. There are still the core group of gamers that I have really good times with. Something just happened between now and the time my 360 was taken from me.

I'll keep playing as long as the few people keep playing.

I was originally going to write a recap, but I figure there's no reason for me to do so. All I'm going to say is that the room was never filled nor was it ever filled with voices. It was a slow night.

And now we move away from this depressing shit!

The winner of the first (I think) Halo 3 FNF contest is.....







































Ub3rSlug

Congrats, man. I'll send you a PM later tonight with some more information.



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NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 17:14
NotAZombie
I was busy last night otherwise I would have showed up. That reminds me I need to add you to my friends list. GT: TheAmazingGlaze
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 17:20
Justin Villasenor
I guess it was a good thing we got you that point, Ub3r. :D
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 17:24
Simmons 2pt0
Mic broke on me earlier yesterday so I couldn't speak. But it was terribly quite the whole time anyhow.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 17:32
007
Yeah, it was because I left early, wasn't it? Everyone knows I'm the one who attracts the public...


also, congrats Ub3r. Maybe now you'll be able to watch movies you've always wanted to see on XBL... like Surf Nazis Must Die. Awesome movie is awesome.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 17:33
Rifter01
Congrats Ub3rSlug! I'm not always quiet, (even tho my GT _is_ QuietKrunkKuma). I just usually save my voice for trash talking.. All and all I had a good time.. After midnight I went to the casino around here.. I broke even after playing some blackjack 'til 2AM. Anyways, I feel social-wise, the more the merrier, so maybe next time MOAR D-TOID'er guys/girls will come and play!!!!
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 17:35
Simmons 2pt0
*Quiet

And congrats Ub3r!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 17:48
007
So... anybody up for some GEARS OF FUCKING WAR TONIGHT?!?! Heaaalllzzz yeahhh!
Genfuyung's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 17:50
Genfuyung
Thats really why i stopped joining fnfs. The only people that communicate with each other are the "OGs" of the destructoid community. Its like if you havent been here forever your just kind of excluded.It makes it boring.
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 18:57
pizzaface
You dinosaur mother fucker ub3r, you.
WAARGGHBBLLLL!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 19:35
Kryptinite
I really wanted to play last night but someone cut the fucking fiber cable in my neighborhood so INTERNET AND CABLE WAS DOWN FOR LIKE 12 FUCKING HOURS!!!

Needless to say I was pissed.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 20:04
Coonskin05
@genfuyung-

Wait, what? The "OG's" are the only ones who talk so that makes it their fault that others don't talk? Faulty logic is faulty.
bam2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 20:27
bam2003
i say we start halo 3 saturday night fights, i'll host, hit me up on XBL if anyone is down

GT: shotta dem666
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 21:42
Y0j1mb0
It could be Alex they heard the cool kids are on PSN..lol.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 23:42
Ub3rSlug
WTF

Also; Thanks guys.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 23:53
ZombiePlatypus
If you're still doing it again on the 13th I'll probably be joining, this past Friday some people were over and we ended up doing co-op Lego Indiana Jones most of the night. Simple, enjoyable fun that one is...
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2008 01:14
Clockwork
@Ub3rSlug

You're going to wake up without a testicle tomorrow morning...

...wait, what the fuck am I complaining about? I slept through FNF yesterday...
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2008 02:41
Ub3rSlug
@Clockwork:

D:
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2008 02:44
tsunamikitsune
BAAAAAW, I wish I could have joined in. I would have loved to play the Haloz (or any game for that matter, as my classes have been sucking my time lately), but I had other matters to attend to.

Hopefully I'll be able to join in next friday.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2008 08:16
Elitechief27
I'll come again next time provided it's a little less chaotic.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2008 09:28
EternalDeathSlayer
I'll come again next time provided Elitechief27 doesn't pick the matches.
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