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. Daft Punk - Alive 2007

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Frank Miller's Robocop
Frank Millar - Steven Grant - Juan Jose Ryp
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The original Robocop was fantastic. It was funny, violent, and it had some things to say about society (though not intelligently). The movie bordered on a thin line of acceptable ridiculousness, and was rather enjoyable cyberpunk flick. Robocop 2 and 3 on the other hand, were awful pieces of shit.

Everyone seems to place the blame on poor old Frank Miller for the dreadful sequels, but he says otherwise. According to him, Hollywood took his screenplay and made drastic changes. Producers of the film claimed that most Miller’s vision was “unfilmable”. Nevertheless, it left a bad taste in his mouth. Miller wasn’t too happy with the way Hollywood worked.

From 2003 to 2006 Avatar Press published nine issues of Frank Miller’s Robocop, now deemed to be the real Robocop sequels by nerds across the globe. The book follows Miller’s original Robocop 2 script, and bit off of Robocop 3 as well. He didn’t write it though. The adaptation was written by Steven Grant, but was looked over by Frank Miller.

With all that said, I don’t know if what Miller had written in his original script was worth all of the drama. The outlining story is practically the same. Detroit is still shitty, OCP still replaces the cops with a private military of criminals, and there is still a “Robocop 2” that Robocop has to battle.

I won’t tell you what differences there are between the movie and comic specifically. What I will say is that they make very little difference towards the end quality. Lewis still has no character, as well as everyone else in the book. Nothing is explored -- a generic and tired formula that begs to be ignored.

Grant does inject a bit of that satire found in the original film, and while it isn’t as good, he still manages to land a few on the bullseye. What is landing one hundred percent is the violence. Some of you could have fun with watching a woman’s burning, melting corpse slam against a wall.

The art was a tad difficult for me to review. While I can’t say it’s necessarily bad, it sure is “busy” (for lack of a better term). Too busy. Many times I’ve had to take a while to figure out what I was looking at. The detail work was somewhat impressive. In a way, it sort of channels that sense of chaos that comes from this universe’s version of Detroit. You can take it either way.

I can’t recommend this to everyone. I can’t even recommend it to most Robocop fans. You gain nothing from reading it. If you’re looking for something violent, or just want to rinse out some of what you saw in Robocop 2 and 3, then this could be for you. Everyone else should just…



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Earthbound - The Perspective of Someone Who Isn't Into JRPGs
vexed alex | 8:57 PM on 07.08.2009 30 comments


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No matter how much you dislike a certain genre of games, there are just some that you must play. It’s like that for me, at least. Whether it’s to contribute to an interesting conversation, or just simply expanding my gaming repertoire, games like Earthbound and Chrono Trigger are high up on my to do list. If it means diving headfirst into a particular genre I know I have little fervor for, so be it. I hate hearing about how great something is and not having an opinion on it.

The few that know me well understand that I’m not the biggest fan of Japanese role playing games, or most things that have to do with Japanese culture for that matter. I’m not totally opposed to them, but my patience wears thin. There are some prerequisites when purchasing a new JRPG for me. It must be something extraordinary, or it must have Pokémon.

What prompted me to jump into Earthbound before any other games in the genre was the strong Western vibe. It wasn’t set in a fantasy land and it wasn’t set in Tokyo, or whatever irrelevant Japanese location. It oozes 80s and 90s American cinema. You know, back when a child’s adventure flick meant the Goonies and not Hannah Montana.

After a few hours of play, I’m happy to announce that I like it. It’s not necessarily because I’m enamored with the battle system. On the contrary. I absolutely despise the combat system. It is overly simple and utterly monotonous. Even upon looking back at other JRPGs released during and before Earthbound’s release, you can’t say that it was one of the strongest. It also didn’t help that the game wasn’t very clear about telling me what to do. I’d run back and forth trying to figure out what to do and having to fend off the same enemies because they’d reset once I moved screens.

It’s interesting when I look back at all the games I’ve played. Not many have been able to pull off what this one has. As a game, Earthbound fails. The mechanics - the combat; it isn’t fun, and no amount of convincing will change my mind. As a story telling platform, it’s such a palatable experience.

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The closest thing I can really compare Earthbound to is Uncharted, but even that’s sort of a stretch. I didn’t hate its gameplay, but it wasn’t what I’d call “good”. My attention was kept because of the charm that the digital actors had, and such was the case with Earthbound. The world was an absolute joy to traverse. Luckily, some of the same charm that you get from walking around and interacting with things sometimes sneaks into the combat in Earthbound.

There were many things that makes everything outside of battle an absolute joy, but the most prominent part was the music. Lately I’ve opened up to the music in older games, and this one’s up there with the likes of Megaman 3 and the original Metroid soundtrack. However, it isn’t just the music that’s astonishingly good. The entire audio department did a fantastic job; especially with sound effects.

Your party members walking around with you is another aspect of the game I’m quite happy with. I wish Japanese developers would do it all the time. It does so much for immersion when I don’t see my characters disappear after battle, even with a game whose graphics require much more imagination.

I’m sitting at a crossroad. I can’t tell you that I hate this game, because I don’t. It just sits in a spot where it relies on narrative, but that’s usually there to back gameplay. It’s just not easy to be black and white with this one, and it’s something I can respect.
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vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 21:17
vexed alex
I should be jumping into Chrono Trigger soon.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 21:41
Diverse
You're top 5 albums... I... I think I'm in love with you.

And yeah, Earthbound is pretty bitching. The battle system is nothing stellar and many will find it boring or lacking, but with Earthbound it's all about the characters and story. And if you liked the music, you should check out the Otonoishi remixes by ALiCE'S EMOTiON. Fantastic stuff. Drop me a line if you want them.
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 21:43
A New Challenger
The one thing the battle system does have going for it is the rolling HP counter gimmick, which sometimes leads to some frantic mashing away at the menus after taking a mortal blow, in an attempt to actually survive the blow by defeating the enemy before the counter runs to 0. It's incredibly basic aside from that, but serviceable.

I borrowed a friend's cartridge last year and enjoyed it. Kind of rushed the second half of the game, as I got stuck at one point for a while and was eager to press on towards the end. Overall it's very charming and the music is excellent, and it's just a memorable experience that sticks with you for a while.
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 22:22
Caffeine Knight
I like Earthbound - just not enough to finish it. The combat system is atrocious. Something about it just doesn't sit right with me. It works fine in execution, it just doesn't feel right.

Also, I think I may be the only person on the earth that believes Earthbound's setting is it's biggest downfall. It all feels very elementary. I just think it's one of those games that I should've experienced when it was first released so I could better relate.

Just my opinion though. Not facts.
slayer the player's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 22:35
slayer the player
yoe are a very brave man i would be hard pressed to play any jrpg other than pokemon but have always wanted to play this game
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 22:45
Chris Carter
Haha rawr rawr it's the Earthbound wasn't the best game ever thread! I'll join in:

I didn't think it was that great compared to a ton of other SNES RPGs at the time. It was excellent and unique, yes, but not nearly as good as say, Secret of Mana, which came out a year before it.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 23:01
vexed alex
Uhm, Magnalon? Have you even read my post? Or the comments? There isn't really a common consensus.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 23:09
Steel Squirrel
Earthbound is for the gays.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 23:12
Chris Carter
@Vexed
Yep! I was just noting that the consensus is not saying "it's the best RPG ever", like I see in every other Earthbound blog. Your piece was lovely, but from what I see of the general populace at large, the consensus is "best game ever".
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 23:19
vexed alex
@Magnalon: Ahh. Very well.
Ashley Davis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 23:35
Ashley Davis
Earthbound is my second or third favorite RPG ever (I'm terribly indecisive as to whether I like it or Secret of Mana better), but I can see how a lot of people wouldn't hold it in such high regard. Heck, it took me about ten different tries to get past the weird battle system and really get into the game, but once I did, I was hooked by the characters and world. A lot of the enjoyment hangs on loving the game's environment, as pretty much everyone here's said. You just have to play along with its little quirks -- run back and forth to make enemies disappear, always have bottle rockets on hand just in case, and so on.

I think you should give Mother 3 a shot, if you haven't already. The battle system is more intuitive by leaps and bounds, while retaining all the other good things about the first two games.
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Clint
Glad to hear! Happy to see you could overcome you distaste for the genre for it, even if you do end up deciding against it. (Which I highly doubt you will. Just wait till you get to the final boss :D) Also I have to agree with you about the party thing. Something about seeing them all on the field just feels good ;P

@Magnalon
And it's a damn true consensus :3
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 23:52
vexed alex
@Ashley Davis: I do plan on playing Mother 3 soon after I finish Earthbound.

@Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: I think I'll end up liking it much more than I thought I was going to. Every time I play it sweeps me off my feet.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 23:57
Knivy
I need to get around to play earthbound, I guess i'm kinda waiting for it to be released on VC
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 00:00
Monodi
EarthBound manages to play with the clichs and snap them like a twig. What I don't like about everytime there is a new RPG announced, I just can't help but thinking it will be the same generic anime medieval thingy unless it has an interesting mechanic or twist.

For example The World Ends With You manged to capture an urban style while being extremely bizarro like having to cross dress to boost your status.

Persona is also looking like the kind of RPGs I want there are more. Demons and ghouls surrounding the suburban lifestyle of the students while their roles and personalities change when the sun sets. It is something I can't wait to try myself.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 00:01
CountingConflict
Hey Alex, how about you get that fucking cock out of your mouth, and actually write a decent blog for once.

I hate you and your shitty writing.... fucking troll.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 00:02
Darren Nakamura
I can totally understand your point of view on this one, Alex. And I list EarthBound as my favorite game of all time. Objectively, the combat is pretty simple. But as you said, it's the world that keeps you coming back to it.

Also, that picture with the hippie looks like it's from Mother, not EarthBound.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 00:13
vexed alex
@Dexter: I couldn't find the picture I wanted. I did have an encounter with a Hippie in Earthbound, though.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 00:18
Monodi
@Vexed Alex

Just Google Image Search: New Age Retro Hippie.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 00:32
Vigor
Just started playing earthbound today, coincidence?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 00:55
king3vbo
New Age Retro Hippie ftw
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 03:06
tsunamikitsune
Earthbound is fucking great. I remember buying it for the SNES as a child (complete with the giant box that included the strategy guide and some awful smelling scratch and sniffs) and oddly enough, having the attention span to beat it (or at least make it to the final boss).

Even a few months ago, I managed to complete it start to finish and love every second of it, despite having beaten it once before. Usually, I hate playing games more than once through, but I had little trouble with Earthbound.

I'm probably halfway through Mother 3 right now and my interest has trailed off a bit, but hopefully I can pick it up again soon.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 03:43
vexed alex
@Dexter345: I fixed it for you, sweetheart.

<3
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 08:17
eternalplayer2345
Good read Alex, I totally understand you about the battle system being a bit simplistic but I have to say this eventually added to the charm for me. Fighting in earthbound wasn't as hetic or mind-numbing because although it wasn't always easy it still felt like it wasn't too much too handle. I would even say the battles were relaxing in their simplicity. Please try continue playing, the best part of Earthbound comes at the end.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 09:13
Elsa
I don't mind Western RPGs, but I just can't seem to get into JRPG's. I've tried a few (Kingdom Hearts and a few others) and just find them very slow. I think that most seem to be told from the viewpoint of a 10 year old boy is also difficult for me (never having been a young boy). The only one I ever did manage to complete was an old game called TimeStalkers for the Dreamcast. :(
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 09:59
DF
Thanks a lot, now I have the Onett theme in my head. =\

Earthbound was a game I tried repeatedly to get into. I dunno what the wall is for me (since I'm now playing it on a TV, my suckitude has increased a hundred fold for some reason), but I have interest in the game. I don't know why the connection can't be made. Same with Mother 3. D:
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 11:21
ZombiePlatypus
While it seems like I like RPGs a bit more than you, I'm still not a diehard and I agree with what you wrote. Earthbound is an enjoyable game in spite of itself. The combat really does suck in my opinion. I also love it when games keep the characters on screen. One of my favorite aspects of games with that is dragging my dead party members around in coffins in DQ3.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2009 12:59
Qraze
i don't like it. its too simple and generic imo.
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