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. Daft Punk - Alive 2007

. The Mars Volta - The Bedlam in Goliath

. DangerDoom - The Mouse and the Mask

. The Inkspots - The Millennium Collection

. Andrew Jackson Jihad - People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World

These are subject to change.







Frank Miller's Robocop
Frank Millar - Steven Grant - Juan Jose Ryp
Avatar Press

The original Robocop was fantastic. It was funny, violent, and it had some things to say about society (though not intelligently). The movie bordered on a thin line of acceptable ridiculousness, and was rather enjoyable cyberpunk flick. Robocop 2 and 3 on the other hand, were awful pieces of shit.

Everyone seems to place the blame on poor old Frank Miller for the dreadful sequels, but he says otherwise. According to him, Hollywood took his screenplay and made drastic changes. Producers of the film claimed that most Miller’s vision was “unfilmable”. Nevertheless, it left a bad taste in his mouth. Miller wasn’t too happy with the way Hollywood worked.

From 2003 to 2006 Avatar Press published nine issues of Frank Miller’s Robocop, now deemed to be the real Robocop sequels by nerds across the globe. The book follows Miller’s original Robocop 2 script, and bit off of Robocop 3 as well. He didn’t write it though. The adaptation was written by Steven Grant, but was looked over by Frank Miller.

With all that said, I don’t know if what Miller had written in his original script was worth all of the drama. The outlining story is practically the same. Detroit is still shitty, OCP still replaces the cops with a private military of criminals, and there is still a “Robocop 2” that Robocop has to battle.

I won’t tell you what differences there are between the movie and comic specifically. What I will say is that they make very little difference towards the end quality. Lewis still has no character, as well as everyone else in the book. Nothing is explored -- a generic and tired formula that begs to be ignored.

Grant does inject a bit of that satire found in the original film, and while it isn’t as good, he still manages to land a few on the bullseye. What is landing one hundred percent is the violence. Some of you could have fun with watching a woman’s burning, melting corpse slam against a wall.

The art was a tad difficult for me to review. While I can’t say it’s necessarily bad, it sure is “busy” (for lack of a better term). Too busy. Many times I’ve had to take a while to figure out what I was looking at. The detail work was somewhat impressive. In a way, it sort of channels that sense of chaos that comes from this universe’s version of Detroit. You can take it either way.

I can’t recommend this to everyone. I can’t even recommend it to most Robocop fans. You gain nothing from reading it. If you’re looking for something violent, or just want to rinse out some of what you saw in Robocop 2 and 3, then this could be for you. Everyone else should just…



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Older reviews:
Shooting War
Coward - Criminal Vol 1.
Frank Miller's Robocop
Fell: Feral City - Vol 1.
Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse - Vol 1.
Batman Death Mask
Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life - Vol. 1

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Halo Graphic Novel
Stephen King's The Dark Tower: Gunslinger Reborn
Preacher Vol. 1
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Bioshock: Hacking
vexed alex | 8:30 PM on 09.08.2007 15 comments


So, I picked up a copy of the 'Shock, right? Great game. The atmosphere, the music, everything is top notch bad ass. One gripe though is the hacking. Sometimes I'm stuck having to hack bots for the simple reason that trying to kill them is going to be a hardcore bitch. Especially with little eve or health.

It's good when you're walking around and you set up a huge trap, killing all those punk splicers with ease, but sometimes that's the only enemy you have. You've maybe killed off all the splicers or there aren't many or any to begin with so, you have to hack them to kill to make them stop shooting the hell out of you. I'm about 2 or hours into it and it's getting a bit tiresome to hack all those cameras, bots, and turrets. Am I doing something wrong or has anyone else fallen into this issue?

I know that the shot gun can destroy them with one blow, but I like to safe my shotty ammo for taking on a big daddy or a horde of splicers. I can either hack bots, and be annoyed, or waste ammo and end up dying a whole crap load when facing a butt load of enemies. Sucky trade offs. Either way it sucks.

Great game though. I'm having loads of fun despite this minor problem.

P.S.
By the way, Andrew Ryan's a bitch. You guys see what happened to that dude that tries to help you? When his family is in the sub? I won't say much to keep this post spoiler free, but fucking dick whole. I can't wait to get the chance to kill them, if it is I do get the chance to kill him. Don't tell me!



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SeraphX's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 20:55
SeraphX
Kay.
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 20:56
HawtPawkitHero
i say the same thing all the time, but everyone just tells me to stfuajpg.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 21:13
Eschatos
Play a bit farther, and you won't be feeling so sorry for Atlas. That's all I'll say.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 21:18
vexed alex
Oh? A twist? I'm interested even more.
link199026's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 21:41
link199026
What a twist (spoiler highlight to read)<font color="white">fully research the bots and turrets to get a free auto hack</font>
link199026's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 21:42
link199026
i screwed up on the code o-well i forgot it was bbcode
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 22:36
vexed alex
Not really a spoiler. More like a hint. Thanks. I'll do that.
link199026's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 22:56
link199026
it just that ever time i said something really small about bioshock someone freaks out.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 23:17
vexed alex
Not really a spoiler. More like a hint. Thanks. I'll do that.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 23:41
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
At least this is Three Words Free™.
The Dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 00:45
The Dude
A great and easy way to take out those pesky drones is telekinesis. I set an alarm off and instead of using my shotgun I picked up a nearby corpse and and used it to kill 6 or 7 bots and hardly dented my EVE bar. Best way I've found so far.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 02:09
vexed alex
Thanks for the help, dude.

This is off my blog's topic, but I've never been to such a laid back site. Especially a video games site. I mean, I check Joystiq every once in a while and I see nothing but flame wars and console fan boy bull. On this site, it's pretty minimal.

Good community guys. Let's keep it nice and cool. Arguing is cool, but it's nice that it isn't regular message board-esque insult battle.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 02:12
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
FUCK THAT SHIT, ALEX. I DISAGREE. STOP BEING A WHINY FANBOY CUNT AND GET BACK IN YOUR CAMP.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 03:37
vexed alex
ZING! My god, you burned that tool, Alex.
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