Every once in a while you get someone on the internet who's so incredibly ridiculous, you appreciate them. Their gargantuan stupidity makes you feel sorry and tickled at the same time. Now, I wont go out there and call myself genius, but I manage to stay pretty low under the stupid radar.

Anyhow. I've compiled a bunch of quotes said from our very own master of retardation, Hexfix93. Enjoy

italicized font are hexfix quotes

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"this guy is a jackass who doesnt know what HD blueray means, how sony gives us way more bang for the buck with the ps3. 2 times faster than the 360 in processing power, way more storage space on blueray and the bigger hds they pack in. way better first party games and exclusives. rpgs that matter."

And if you put your dick in it's disc tray, it gives you a next gen blow job!

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"lets not forget that organge box is not next gen at all its a pc port of a game that came out ages ago. its no big feat anymore its 3 + years dated, so yeah ,their crap next gen pc engine will not run well on anything like cell, what should be redone is their crap pc code to fit the ps3. he knows jack shit.."

Did he just say that an old PC game won't run on something like the "cell?"
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"oh, and i was going to buy this on the ps3. but now i wont. these jerks also dont support the mac. so fuck them. and their shit..."

You go, my little rebel! I mean, Mac isn't a giant corporation and neither is Sony. Those guys are out there for our well being and they'd like nothing more than our 100% satisfaction or they're unhappy.

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"not a sony fan boy all the way, but most of the way. they have made the best systems to day. to me, ps1, ps2, and ps3 are better than anything ever made before or during their reigns... simple as that to me.."

Not a PS3 fanboy all the way? I'm sorry, my computer must be taking me to someone else's blog when I click on your screen name. Stupid internets!

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"sony ps3 will sell 300 million ps3s in 8 years. i would bet money on that... HD is the big new thing, people will want HD movies and gaming all from one box in one package. bye bye nintendo and microsoft. why? because ps3 was the only next gen console this time around..."

....Do you know how much 300 million is? This is a serious question. Get back at me. I think we need to go over some 2nd grade math. My house. Be there or be fag.

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"i love being hated :) i don't live mainstream, dont think mainstream, and am very much different in every way from most people on this earth, and i take pride in that.

raw vegan. goth death rock punk health freak straight edge.. eheheheheh so yeah. i get a lot of shit just for how i live. do you think i would give a rats ass if some stupid gamer likes me or not? especially a microsoft robot... wow...

I quote myself:

"Yeah, you're indiecore for sure. Goth and death rock punk? Holly shit, dude. You're a model of individualism and certainly not blatant stupidity.

And Straight Edge? Woah. You're not living a uniform life where you follow rules. Yeah, dude. OK."

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"i did a lot of drugs before... so i know both sides of the fence and rules..."

We can see the after effects from that very clearly. You've inspired me to never do drugs again. No "Live Above the Influence" ads needed. Slap you on those ads and the message will be boldly present.From now on, no more marijuana for me.

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40 gb ps3 is the future..

I'd so throw a hot Hot Pocket at your mom. No joke, dude.

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i bring down things that don't deserve to exsist. like microsoft, who should of been busted up by the government years ago but bush bailed them out. they break the law, fuck the world, and copy everyone and do it badly..

and any one who supports this evil company to me deserves the same... fuck you.. bad things should not be rewarded... its that stupid walmart america mentality that made people buy the 360 and the wii. cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap, now now now now now now now now now.

congrats, you allow for pc ports to reign in the pc martket. shame on you 360 jerks.

I get what you're saying, bra'! Bush and Microsoft caused 9/11. Those corporate rat bastards! Everyone! Burn your American flags and your 360s! That'll show those monopolistic jack offs who's runnin' this Bitch! Vote Kaz for president!

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fail, lack of imagination, and only seeing now and the the future. that is why you xbox sissies will be out in the cold like all ways with good old old behind the times microsoft.

Only looking at the now and the future? Why, where else should I be looking? Ah, you genius, you! THE PAST! How could I have overlooked the past!

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I AM NOT A TROLL THIS IS MY FUCKING BLOG, NOT YOURS. I"M NOT GOING IN YOURS AND TROLLING YOU MY FRIENDS ARE TROLLING IN MINE YOU ASSHATS!

Anyone got a pacifier? Waaaaambulance?

Seriously. I'm stopping here. There's too much crap to quote and I can't sit here and do this all day (despite the fun I'm having).

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One more. Couldn't resist this one!

So next gen is PS3 and only PS3.

ps3 does 4d graphics. not 3d like last gen..

it has 7 processors, plus the graphics processor, not 1 or 4 like the rest.

it has 52 gigs of storage, not 7 to 9 like the rest.

4D graphics? Does this mean your dream of having an emotional relationship with a Sony product is possible? By damn! If Microsoft and Bush try to stop this, we'll destroy them! We'll rise up and destroy those 9/11 causers! PS3 human marriage!

And 7 processors? Fuck it, man! Lets have 10! That'll show those damn Microsoft Nazis who's the hot shit. Am I right? Hm?

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