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4:40 PM on 04.05.2008

SHITTY Movie Night TONITE! (BE THERE OR BE SQUARE)




Howdy Ho Destructoid folk! The ever popular SHITTY MOVIE NIGHT is, as you probably guessed, tonite! And the movie is Surf Ninjas, starring Rob Schneider, the modern superstar Ernie Reyes, Jr. (and Sr.), and HALF-ROBOT, HALF...leslie neilsen...

I can't tell you how many times I've watched this as a kid, and I found it on DVD about a week ago, so, why not use it as a Shimooni Night Movie.

Anyone that's been to Shitty Movie Night before knows the deal. Grab a snack, hop on ventrilo with us all and prepare for epic shit and LOLS.

It all starts 11:30pm EST, BE THERE!   read


12:29 AM on 03.11.2008

Marshmellow Hamburger? (NVGR)



I bought this "hamburger" a couple of days ago, and I just remembered that I got it...so i ate it, and took pictures.

Its got everything you need!



Mmm, sugar, sugar, pigs feet, and coloring! My favorite!



Domo Want.





also, blackie.


i totally forgot the point of this blog...if there ever was one.   read


9:00 PM on 02.08.2008

POGs: The New-Old Hotness (NVGR)

So, I be walkin' through the malls, down to the KB Toys, checkin' the action figurez...and I be like: "oh dang."



POGs be back...and they're only $.50 a pack.


...so I bought 2.



Each came with a slammer (win), 5 POGs (win), and a "Series card" which is a checklist of all POGs in the series, plus a how-to on playing POGs. I got 2 AWESOME holographic POGs and 4 character ones (one with a gangste-sorry gangta and 3 POST-CYBERAPOCALYSE characters). The morale of my story is:

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2:14 AM on 01.08.2008

Epic: KonsoleKingz VS Nextlust



Shit be like King Kong VS Chuck Norris! EP-to-the-mutha-fuckin-IC! I'm simply pissing my pants in excitement over what will happen next!!

Also, DAAAAANG.

Also, special thanks to KonsoleKings and Robtert Summa   read


4:11 PM on 12.10.2007

MY HEAD A SPLODE! Soundwave MP3 Player!




So, I was cruisin' Play Asia for some cool figures/toys, and I done stumble upon dis'. What the hell, I might have to buy this! Ask yourself this question: "What's more fun than playing with Transformers, not letting life get you down?" Answer: Not much! Except if you could groove to your tunes while playing with transformers, not letting life get you down. Point made, I win, you lose, good day sir (and madams). Talk amongst your selves, not many words can describe this, but I tried.

PS: japoneese site: http://www.play-asia.com/paOScore/26-77-1-49-en-29-25792.html thank you play asia.   read


3:05 PM on 12.08.2007

Destructoid NationStates!! OMG GOGOGO!!!



I don't know what it was that made me think of this game, but I figured It would be a fun thing the community could start up. NationStates.net

I played this game about 4 years ago after my history teacher told my class about it. A group of friends and I started playing, and we kept it up awhile, but then a few people just stopped playing, and it fell apart. It was real fun, and a good conversation piece to talk about how our countries either legalized drugs or abolished voting, etc.

Well, it was fun with my 5 friends, but I would imagine it would be a lot more fun with the Dtoid community (hence me typing this). I created a region just for Destructoid and all its awesomeness (Destructoid Land!!! yay!), so make your own nation and join The Destructoid Land region (the password is dtoid). Hey, if Bush can be the leader of the free world, so can you! only...on the internets!

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5:40 PM on 11.10.2007

Dtoid Vent Event: Shitty Movie Night--Super Mario Bros. [REMINDER]




Yo Dtoid folk!!! It's that time of week again, Shitty Movie Saturday! I know what you're thinkin, "Where's the Jam, the Genki-Jam???" He usually hosts this thing, but he was feeling lazy this week, so he didn't do it (lame).

As you made have guessed the movie for this week is Super Mario Bros. Some of you might think that it's not "Shitty", but it's ridiculous enough to make fun of with a virtual room full of people.

The movie starts at 11pm est/10pm cst/9pm mst/8pm wst/5am AIDS, er, Africa times.But I suggest to get into the Ventrilo early, so you can get the link for the video so you can buffer, or download the movie. Don't be shy, join us even if you don't talk be there for the LOLZ. Ask anyone who has been to a SMN before, they'll say it was EPIC. Finally, here's the Ventrilo info. BE THERE!   read


10:48 PM on 11.09.2007

DTOID VENT-EVENT: Shitty Movie Night--Super Mario Bros. Ed.




Yo Dtoid folk!!! It's that time of week again, Shitty Movie Saturday! I know what you're thinkin, "Where's the Jam, the Genki-Jam???" He usually hosts this thing, but he was feeling lazy this week, so he didn't do it (lame).

As you made have guessed the movie for this week is Super Mario Bros. Some of you might think that it's not "Shitty", but it's ridiculous enough to make fun of with a virtual room full of people.

Tomorrow I'll put up another reminder for y'all, but the movie starts at 10pm est/9pm cst/8pm mst/7pm wst/4am AIDS, er, Africa times. Don't be shy, joins us even if you don't talk be there for the LOLZ. Ask anyone who has been to a SMN before, they'll say it was EPIC. Finally, here's the Ventrilo info. BE THERE!   read


11:47 PM on 10.30.2007

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this is the first result in google images when you search O   read


10:56 PM on 10.29.2007

Reminder to Dtoid: WolfQuest Demo Tomorrow!!!



Yes, besides the awesomeness that is Halloween that is tomorrow (Hallowe'en to you canada people), the WolfQuest demo hits tomorrow (confirmed here). Howl-o-ween LOL. Don't fuckin' miss it faggots.

WOLFQUEST   read


8:47 PM on 10.28.2007

You've all Been Waiting...It's mah Birfday!!!1



The time has come! Shower me with praise and presents!!! The day rose with the sun, but falls at my hands!!! The man-of-velcro is 19 years old, and damn it, it's been tough. Now, velcroman only expects the best and thats all he should get. Think of where you'd be with out me!!! May godspeed be with you all, and prayeth I not smacketh you down the next time you cross me!!! good day.   read


12:24 AM on 10.28.2007

Dtoid GH3 Tour Group! JOIN NOW and get a Free Mustache Ride!




Tomorrow the Guitar Hero Triple comes out, and I be gettin' it ASAP. I've been a long time Guitar Heroes fan. I just noticed that you can create these clan-esque things called Tour Groups, so I thought I'd make one. It's so simple it's retarded. Just sign up for GuitarHero.com and join the group. It's pretty sweet. You can check who else is in the group of course, check others Recent Performances, Forum Posts, et cetera, et cetera. So what the fuck you waitin for, join the DToid Also C0CK Rockers (sorry for the zero, the site is rated T for teen)   read


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