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The Awesomeness That is Kingdom of Loathing
velcroman | 10:36 PM on 06.09.2007 14 comments




I counter HuskyHog's list list of free MMOs with, not a list, but THE best free online browser game.

I bring to you Kingdom of Loathing. It's clever, fun, hilarious, ACTION packed. Screw 3D, that's last gen, along with rumble. This game is only for the hardcore. It's only text and 6kb gifs, with a side of awesome.

Basically besides being great, it's an RPG. And the stats? Strength? Intelligence? Constitution? pfft! what ever the means. The stats are Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie. It's got classes, but no lame wizards and warriors. I'm talkin Pastmancers, Seal Clubbers, Disco Bandits, Accordion Thieves, Turle Tamers, and Saucerors, each with there own skills, attacks, equipment, etc. Fuck dollars and cents, the currency is meat, and chow mein and penguin skins are commonly traded. While adventuring, you encounter such fiends as the Bonerdagon and filthy hippies, INTENSE

Its got an awesome community. People are always willing to trade, sell, give advice, and set up several events happen outside of the game and more. The man who started it all, Jick, is always communicating with the 200,000+ active players, taking suggestions, and updating the game every tuesday. Jick records a podcast at least once a week sometimes twice where he talks about what he's updating and reads player suggestions with the games writer, MrSkullhead.

This ain't no Ron Workman game where you "just blow shit up", so if you lookin for that, don't try it. I've been playing for a little over 2 years on and off, and I'm still not bored of it. If enough Dtoiders join up, I'll gladly pay to start a clan, and I'll help anyone that needs help. Remember, an adventurer is you! in the Kingdom of Loathing.

[I made a little forum post about it here]



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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11
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Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2007 13:14
Daniel Husky Lingen
OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY REMEMBER THIS GAME NOW!

holy crap

It's almost as cool as Idle RPG
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2007 13:19
Colette Bennett
YESSSS I ADORE THIS GAME
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2007 13:24
Kif
I was on this thing before Ascension was even added into the game. I loved it. I had the Bloody Volleyball familiar and my guy pwned so hard.
omegazero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2007 13:38
omegazero
KoL is where all the cool kids hang out.
pretty ricky's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2007 18:58
pretty ricky
ZOMG 5th comment WOOT!
plyr3005's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2007 21:51
plyr3005
I tried it before, but it got boring quickly. The one cool thing to come out of there must be scottmale24 though.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2007 22:37
Sharpless
Yessssss. I love this game.
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2007 23:56
Milofo
Almost sounds like an advertisement. Hhhhmmmmm....
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2007 09:32
Sharpless
Yes, it's an advertisement for MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME.
reddye_5's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2007 10:04
reddye_5
KoL is the greatest game I have ever played. It is so damn hilarious!

I feel proud to be part of a game created by a hippy with a solid gold corvette.

Now, excuse me, I've got to go beat the Naughty Sorceress again.
Natali Alinskaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/22/2011 03:25
Natali Alinskaya
Hello friends,this is a nice site and I wanted to post a note to let you know, good job! Thanks
Best regards, Natali, CEO of music
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