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Flyclops: The Game--How Deep Does the Rabbit Hole Go?
velcroman | 9:49 PM on 07.19.2008 10 comments


We all know and love our physics breaking friend: Flyclops (see below)





Right, I was looking on my nearest internet when I queried "I wonder if there is a flyclops.com for all my flyclops needs?" So i put it in my internet and hit the enter button.

BOOM!!! I get redirected to ROCKSTAR SANDIEGO (and a bitchin' Midnight Club 3 splash page). Try for yourself: http://www.flyclops.com

Then I prepare for more matlockery and whois flyclops.com (RESULT)
"Creation date: 2002-09-20"? Oh my rod! Rockstar created flyclops (see below) 6 years ago?





So how deep does this rabbit hole actually go? Is this recent internet creation a genius Rockstar viral campaigning scheme or an awesome Rockstar viral campaign? You tell me.





Flyclops: The Vidya Game (CONFIRMED) 11/10 [has sound(CONFIRMED)]

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Gears of War 2 New Concept Art/Screenshot DUMP!
velcroman | 8:49 PM on 06.25.2008 23 comments




A Bunch of Gears of War 2 stuff was let out kinda quietly today, unveling 2 new characters (Dizzy and Tai).

New Race (Kantus)


New guy Tai (and scorcher)


and Dizzy


What I am going to guess to be someones love interest


Pretty landscape concept


COLE TRAIN! and Dizzy


Meat Shield action!


And another Kantus creature that can used as cover


I got 43 in total on my photobucket, so feel free to check them out and comment here about your thoughts

PHOTOBUCKET: http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/velcroman/GoW2/?start=all

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MY NEW BROWSER WON'T LOAD DTOID'S NEW PAGE!!
velcroman | 7:25 PM on 05.19.2008 35 comments




I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX IT. I HAD TO USE MY FREINDS COMPUTER TO POST THIS BLOG! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK MY COMPUTER DESTRUTIOD! AOL.JOYSTIQ.COM FOR LIFE!

IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT TRY THE BROWSER HERE! ITS THE LAST ONE. 4.XTREME...ALRIGHT IT DOESNT SAY THAT BUT ITS XTREME, FOR SUR,







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Not my Turning Point Rig
velcroman | 12:54 AM on 04.08.2008 13 comments




It's a good PC and all, built it back in December for around $850.

Specs:
Enlight Mid-Sized Tower
2gb G.Skill RAM
Asus P5N32-E Motherboard
Intel 2.4ghz q6600 (haven't overclocked yet)
and a stand-in 8400gs graphics card (getting a 9600 soon)

Thats it.

PS Cheeburga should lose because he wears girl pants.

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NEW (LEAKED) Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shape
velcroman | 1:06 AM on 04.07.2008 15 comments




THIS SHIT BE HOTT OFF THE PRESSES!

I was sneaky sneakin' inside General Mills today, and I be like: oh dang! Super secret new cereal. Not sure when the release date is, or who's developing it. Should be the shit yo!


SPREAD THE WORD!!!
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/LEAKED_Photo_of_New_Cinnamon_Toast_Crunch_Design

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SHITTY Movie Night TONITE! (Reminder!)
velcroman | 9:58 PM on 04.05.2008 11 comments





Howdy Ho Destructoid folk! The ever popular SHITTY MOVIE NIGHT is, as you probably guessed, tonite! And the movie is Surf Ninjas, starring Rob Schneider, the modern superstar Ernie Reyes, Jr. (and Sr.), and HALF-ROBOT, HALF...leslie neilsen...

I can't tell you how many times I've watched this as a kid, and I found it on DVD about a week ago, so, why not use it as a Shimooni Night Movie.

Anyone that's been to Shitty Movie Night before knows the deal. Grab a snack, hop on ventrilo with us all and prepare for epic shit and LOLS.

It all starts 11:30pm EST, BE THERE!

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