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2:22 PM on 07.22.2014

Dark Souls II - Crown of The Sunken King Review(Spoiler Free)

Tubby here with a review of the new DLC. Keeping it light as most Souls fans like to find things on their own so I only showed just enough footage to get your dick hard. You gonna have to get it wet yourself. 

The areas are great, the enemies are tough, and the bosses will shit on you. Basically it's any Dark Souls fan's idea of a good time. Worth the $10, can't wait for the other two to drop.   read

1:25 AM on 06.11.2014

So The Last Guardian isn't dead!!!!! NEW INFO


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9:45 PM on 04.30.2014


Congratulations to Bret H!!

Your comment was chosen to win the 360 version of South Park Stick of Truth. Please PM me your details so we can get the game out to you!

Thanks for all who participated! And keep an eye out, this isn't the last contest we'll run. PS3 owners will be in for a surprise with the next one. 

-Tubby, LoV   read

6:45 PM on 04.16.2014

CONTEST UPDATE: South Park Stick of Truth

Hi guys, just wanted to let you know the contest ends this weekend and a winner will be announced next week. So there's still time to enter.

The rules to win a copy of South Park : The Stick of Truth are:

1. Like and Subscribe to the Youtube channel, follow us on Twitter( and check out our blog at 
(If you don't have twitter subscribing to the channel is the most important part) 

2. Tell us your favorite episode of South Park, and if you were in a fantasy world, what class you would be and why 

3. Be in the US, or have someone we can send the game to in the US who can get it to you. 

You can enter in the comments here or on the original blog linked above. Good luck!   read

9:15 AM on 04.02.2014

Today I come to you as a Loser(Contest for SP:Stick Of Truth)

Hi Cblogs! Tubby/Latrell/Table/whatever you like here with an introduction to a new project with another Dtoider, and a chance to win South Park: The Stick of Truth.

 Besides being on Lower Tier Podcast, I've been doing some video work and learning how to edit game footage and all that jazz since acquiring a capture card. Fellow Dtoider Brutal2D reached out to me with the idea of making video content related to gaming but in many different styles and variations. And so, Losers Of Virginity, or LOV, was born. 

In addition to singing to young ladies on COD to let me wear their Hello Kitty panties and play with them via Kinect, our channel wants to branch into reviews, let's plays, walkthroughs, and montages like above. 

Contest Time!!!!!
Brutal2D has a copy of the collector's edition of Stick of Truth for the Xbox 360 to give away. Bear in mind, it's just the game(unopened) and the exclusive DLC, he snatched the toys as you can see in his review of it here:

So if you would like a chance at a free copy of Stick of Truth and the exclusive collector's edition DLC that came with it, here's what you need to do:

1. Like and Subscribe to the channel, follow us on Twitter( and check out our blog at
(If you don't have twitter subscribing to the channel is the most important part)

2. Tell us your favorite episode of South Park, and if you were in a fantasy world, what class you would be and why

3. Be in the US, or have someone we can send the game to in the US who can get it to you.

Thanks for watching and reading!

- Tubby   read

9:00 PM on 01.07.2014

UPDATE: Christmas For A Dtoider!!!

Thanks to everyone who shared and donated. We were able to raise $313 and a game!!!!

I'm sending out everything on a prepaid Visa card.

I put all of the Dtoider's names I could match up with their donation names on the card, but I also screen capped the PayPal page that lists everyone so he knows where everything came from in case I goofed and left someone off.

I thank you all for helping out so much. Everyone who shared and everyone who donated. Thank you. If you would like to still help, I will gladly send him any donations. He is specifically looking for a throwaway laptop so he can possibly work from home. So if you have any busted ones I might be able to fix it up for him, just get in contact with me at [email protected] 

Paypal is [email protected] as well. 

I would like to especially thank one individual. Now, all donations are equal, and everyone who even shared the original blog is amazing in my eyes, but this individual has a little history of his own. He's one of our friends who plays with us and has been battling cancer for years. His health is so deteriorated that he himself also cannot work but was able to donate a good chunk to the fund. This isn't about competition, I just think it's a beautiful thing that someone also in a destitute situation reached out to a friend in need. The noblest of barons. 

Again, thank you all so much for all of your help. It speaks a lot of this community that you would all care so much about a fellow member, even if you're not sure exactly who it is. Much love to you all.



P.S. His mother recently got him a phone so he can take pics when the stuff arrives, at that time I'll put up another blog with the pictures.   read

9:29 AM on 12.23.2013

Help Me Help A Dtoider For Christmas

Happy Holidays to you all. I don't blog too much but I've had the urge to ask for help for this Dtoider for a while. He's been around for a long time, probably gamed with some of you. But, I doubt most of you know of his situation.

Now I've known this for about a year, and in that time I've sent what little money I could and as many games as I could because believe it or not gaming helps take his mind of his situation. Ramen is a luxury sometimes for this man, I wish I was exaggerating. 

And don't get me wrong, he's tried to get his situation resolved. Due to his condition he couldn't even work a part time job at Wal-Mart. He was finally able to see a doctor by getting into a group that sponsors doctors visits for the needy, but the doctor he got doesn't believe his condition is that bad and won't recommend him for disability(even though it's a covered illness on the disability website). She gave him antibiotics, not even pain meds, and it's known antibiotics do nothing for this condition.

I'm sure some of you are wanting a name by now, and I'm sorry to say he wishes to remain anonymous, which is why it's wrecked my brain figuring out a way to set up something with donations for him. So my pledge to all who donate(money,games,food,etc) is I will document every donation and show you that it was sent to this dtoider. I will be using my personal PayPal(he doesn't have a bank account to even set up PayPal) and will show every transaction. If the donations get big enough I will open a separate account just for this at my local Credit Union(almost zero fees that way). 

I know it's a lot to ask for help around Christmas, but this dude hasn't had one in years. I sent him a couple of games and will try to send some money, but I'd like to make it a good one for him. I'm hoping to raise enough so he can afford a real doctor for a second opinion and hopefully get on disability. Google(images too) the disease and you will see why the need for anonymity and the reason work is hard to come by. 

My Paypal:
[email protected]

My Personal Email for food/game donations(so you can get an address)
[email protected]

Thanks in advance to all those who can help.


2:00 PM on 04.10.2013

You Should Play Call Of Duty With Us- Dtoid Community

Courtesy of De Bloo/ Hector Garfria

Yeah, we roll in them doodies. We mostly hang on the forums but we're always looking for more people to play with. There is nothing like going into pubs with most of the lobby being your friends. If you like friendly competition, brotherhood and sisterhood, and shitting on other teams because we roll deep join us!

Black Ops 2 Thread:

Some other hijinks we've participated in:


12:04 PM on 03.27.2013

Why I As A Christian Support Gay Marriage(NVGR/Politics)

Excuse me while I rant, unedited and not pre-written as I had planned to for months now on the subject.

My COD emblem

I'm a Christian. Probably not a good one among my peers but it is what it is. This gay marriage issue is something I side with gay people on based on two fronts:

1.Political: We as Christians/Conservatives whatever you want to label it have allowed the shadiest of people to represent us based on opposing social issues like gay marriage. People who swindle us with promises of not letting traditional marriage die while using that morality as a cover to further drive our country over the edge and bankrupt it. I want gay marriage to pass because in the grand scheme of things it is an issue that should have never been one. With all of the things wrong in society that so desperately deserve our attention this issue should be passed in favor of gay marriage so we can start focusing on the more important things like economy. These social issues which honestly the government has little business being involved in anyway dominate most of our discussion, and it's a giant waste of time much akin to the Congressional panel on steroids in baseball. It is a non-issue turned into something huge in this bizarro reality we inhabit today. Let the gays have marriage rights. I am personally sick of something so personal being micromanaged by political agendas and being used to keep a great deal of us tied to failed politics.

2.Religious: I feel that my relationship with God/Jesus is a personal one. One for me. That does not extend to those outside of me. As such, I don't feel our traditions and personal laws, though basis for some of our current laws, should be forced on others. I fully understand a church not wanting to wed same-sex couples, and I have no problem with that. But beyond that, there shouldn't be a beyond that. Allow me to be blasphemous for a moment but I don't believe gays are just going to end up in hell. I could be wrong, but regardless that is a personal decision between that person and their beliefs. Who are we as Christians to demand that they honor our ways? Do you really believe there will be special rewards in heaven for all who stopped some D's going into so A's from getting married? I also do not feel that Jesus would have liked his beliefs being used to deny rights of others on a legal scale in the form of government. Yes, under our religion homosexuality is frowned upon and outright shunned, but that is OUR RELIGION. Not law of the land unless you choose it be for yourself.

/rant. Apologies if anyone is offended, by content or just bad unplanned writing. This is an oversimplified version of an essay I've had in my head for a long time now. <3   read

2:28 PM on 07.18.2010


I want to post in the Super Street Fighter 4 thread about Gears. Then get trolled by Bloo.

I want to post in the Bar about how drunk I got finishing off a bottle of Vodka. Then listen to similar stories and hope Bloodspray did some coke off of a hot strippers chest.

I want to look at all the gorgeous ladies Kpax and Hardcore post in the Hottest Chicks thread. Then see an Ellen Page troll post by Gyrael.

I want to see Sam and Buddha do it in the Pictures thread.

I want to see the Bar overrun with nude pics of fellow Dtoiders. Then get them all taken away again.

I want to rate someone's avatar and talk shit about the person above me.

I want to post my new workout routine in the Fitness thread.

I want my forums back. Taste the rainbow.

12:36 AM on 07.05.2010

360 Arcade for $100 (shortblog)

Target messed up on a ad apparently and are offering a 360 arcade model for $130 with a $30 gift card.
Here's the link from$30-gift-card

Sorry for the shortness, but I figured some of you might want to pick up a 360.   read

6:14 PM on 02.13.2010

A little rhyme/poem inspired by Dante's Inferno

After spending some time on Dante's Inferno in hellish mode (hard as hell for me), these words came to me. Hope you enjoy!


Got the golden gift but everything I touch turns from a stone setting into facial reconstruction
That can only be molded by the emulsion of blistered sleep walking
No souls just incandecent light bulbs who would like you to believe there is no higher order no higher
But I've seen through the puppets followed the strings
All the way up to the Gepetto who lost all faith and wants others to drown in his misery
Can't believe how many are still listening to these false prophets
Guard your heart or you will lose it

Don't speak from the seat of a saint far from it
I'll be welcomed at hell's gates but they won't realize I'm here to burn this motherfucker down
Will not go quitely into the darkness I'll hold my lantern high to light the way for other travelers on the path
to redemption
Set myself on fire to become the beacon if needed
Be the last one leaving hell still breathing

J.Hart 02/13/10

Maybe when I finally unpack all of my music stuff, I'll put some sounds to it and share.


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