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-Resident Evil 5 isn't racist, just ignorant and unambitious
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-Don't Blame the Genre, Blame the Game: Why JRPGs Don't Intrinsically Suck
-Thoughts on The Escapist's Piracy Issue
-Sorry Doomsayers, Japan Isn't In (much) Development Danger.
-Can Critics Be Trusted When They Don't Trust Themselves?
-The Colorless Mask: Insult or Insight?
-Your Fate is in the Cards: "The Fool's Journey" in Persona 3
-Persona 3: The Rest of The Fool's Journey
-Thoughts on Piracy: Why My Eyelid is Twitching
-Persona should be called "Pimp-sona" and its heroes are enviable pimptastic jerks
-Truth and Reconciliation: Why Persona 4's ending is super awesome
-You wanna buy some goddamn eroge. DO IT DO IT DO IT

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Thank Goodness, I Was Looking For An Excuse To Post Pictures Of Valkyria Chronicles
Josh Tolentino | 8:38 PM on 02.11.2009 11 comments


Edit: Whoops, forgot to link the review, and added Kyle Orland's first-hour impressions.

I don't think we've given you - given anyone enough reasons to buy or at least honor Valkyria Chronicles. The gaming press seems to be waking up to that, which gives me many happy opportunities to post pictures of it.



Crispy Gamer has finally given this excellent game the coverage it deserves, with the inimitable Gus Mastrapa giving it one of the most positive reviews I've ever seen on that site. Kyle Orland also made the game the subject of his hilarious Games for Lunch column.

Keep in mind, a positive review from a Crispy Gamer vet says a fucking lot. These people have standards so sky-high that they gladly fried Metal Gear Solid 4, Killzone 2 and LittleBigPlanet (and that's just the PS3 titles). I may not agree with what they say all the time, but I sure as hell know they're not doing it do be liked, and that they aren't scared to be burned over their opinions. OK, maybe a little scared.

In any case, if there's one thing I've noticed that had been lacking in coverage of the game, it's the coverage of the surprisingly mature narrative, which Mastrapa gets into. I think we can agree that the "anime game" stigma probably didn't help its prospects of being taken seriously, but even folks wary about turn-based strategy should get into this for the story. C'mon! You claimed you liked Final Fantasy Tactics' story, even when the ridiculous localization rendered it barely coherent. You'll like this!

TALK TIME OVER PICTURE TIME NOW

Translation: "Friend and foe alike fall to my charm!"


It's just not the same if the art is as edgy as the story. It's kind of like Advance Wars, but with gas chambers...I didn't just say that.


Someone asked for the bigger version. Here it is.


I couldn't find a picture of the canvas painting that they were raffling off at the San Francisco promo event, but it looked a little like this, and I hate the person who won it.



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garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2009 21:51
garison
YAY Valkyria Chronicles! I played a few missions, but I really really really have to finish it.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2009 22:00
Josh Tolentino
Whoops! Forgot to link the review itself. Also added in a link to Kyle Orland's latest Games for Lunch Column. Now Crispy Gamer needs to review Persona 4:

Review

Column
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2009 22:49
Qraze
and now i have a stiffy looking at anime panties. this blog is just great.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 01:14
mistic
This has got to be the best game ever on PS3 :-) I love it, the story, the gameplay, the cut-scenes...
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 07:28
Batthink
Thanks for the pictures. Keep up the good blog. :O)
thefil's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 08:54
thefil
Two questions:

How long is the game?
Is the story (and forgive me if this comes across really condescending) and anime story?

Answer the questions correctly and I'll throw money at Sega for you.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 09:13
Jesus H Christ
@Thefil: I couldn't really say if it's an "anime" story, as I've never had the stomach to sit through more than ten minutes of an anime. I will tell you that the story in this game is pretty good, and the gameplay is incredible. Buy it.
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 13:21
SakuChan
Okay, I really love the 3rd picture. XD
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 13:33
Josh Tolentino
@thefil

Given that I don't know how you distinguish an "anime" story from any other story, I'd say no, it isn't. The Mastrapa review describes how the game sidesteps the pitfalls of its approach well enough, I'd suggest you read it.

If you refuse to, here's a quote, referring to why and how the game's fantastic elements work to the story's benefit:

"This is where the wisdom of taking one step away from reality really makes sense. Games just aren't equipped to handle the Holocaust head-on. But here it plays out from a safe distance, wrapped in just enough new trappings to make the allusion work without seeming heavy-handed or out of the game's depths."

Remember that long blog from Anthony Burch about CoD4 having to render itself socially irrelevant to allow players to play, morality-free? That writeup on Joystiq about how Call of Duty: World at War struck a little too close to home?

Valkyria Chronicles sidesteps all that, which allows it to tackle a tough issue without detracting from the game itself. Even the contrast of its pastel art style and cute character design to its striking story is profound.

Throw your money at this game, God knows it deserves it.
thefil's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 14:03
thefil
I know I sound like GIANT ELITIST DOUCHE but as someone who watched/read anime/manga for years and sunk way to many hours into SRPGs I'm at the point where I can't stomach either of them much. I can't play Tales of Vesperia because the dialogue and plot bother me too much, for example. They are good, I'm just not looking for that style of narrative or plot. If Valkyria has believable characters and a plot that is well-founded in its own world, it sounds great.

The game is two things I used to love and no longer do, so I'm really wary. But at the same time hearing everyone trumpet this as the second (first?) coming for my favourite home console I feel like I gotta BEGIN THE TRY on it. So... I'll bite. You convinced me, Unanggunbyagowaguway (I started off scrolling up and read the first part of your name but gave up <3).
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 19:05
Black Nexus
Man you actually promote Valkyria Chronicles better than sega does. You should apply for head of advertising.
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